So, yes. How's your New Year? Is it fun with the fireworks and food, well what have you got? 'Cause I got fat! And yes, it's been forever since I last updated, and since I got fat—I got good things! And this is it! Anyway, I'm really really sorry. I know I suck, srsly.

Are you guys even reading this?

I don't own Gintama.

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"Ah—err… K-Kagura-chan, Anou…"

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"W-We can't, you know…we're not a good loveteam, K-Kagura-chan! Your popularity is high so you don't need a loveteam, the viewers won't like it, err… R-Remember when you had a boyfriend on Chapter XXX, that didn't take good, Err, Kagura-chan—will you please freaking stop this! What kind of virus is this now?!" Shinpachi yelled as he turned his head away from Kagura whose now inches away from him.

BAM.

The poor megane's eyes turned black when he saw who were in the door. And they we're not looking good.

He was seriously fvked.

There, the two spotted Kagura kneeling between Shinpachi's legs, looking at him—at his lips.

'This four-eyed virgin dare to dirty my daughter's innocence'

'How dare this china girl ignore me and fvking do this? You fvking megane, I'm gonna fvking shove my bazooka right into your eyes.'

Shinpachi's jaw dropped, then he raised both hands trying to explain but nothing came out from his mouth so he tried pushing Kagura away (but she was strong, he can't. And she was so mesmerized, he can't.)

"NONONONONONONONON—You got the wrong idea, she came and then she was like these—Please! Don't kill me, I'm for Otsuu only! P-Plus, I'm an Okikagu fan—(Gintoki's aura turned brighter and bigger) N-No, I'm more into GinHiji! I-I support you more—

. .

"You four-eyed virgin! What did you do to my daughter—Argh! His baldy would definitely—

BAM.

Sougo just shoot him and he flew across the sky shouting. "Sorry, Danna. This China doll needs to speak to me first." He said smirking with the bazooka on top of his shoulder.

"Aru."

She blinked once. Twice.

"Never thought my kiss was more addictive than your jerky shit, you start kissing other guy China?" The brunette grins, though with a vein popping on him.

She cracked, "What the fvck were you thinking kissing random guy, you monster?"

With the title, a vein popped from Kagura's head and she immediately stood, "You fvking sadist, this is your entire fault!"

Sougo sneered, "It's not my fault you like me."

"Oh, said the one who kissed me. You got yourself fascinated by my cuteness, asshole."

"Said the one who asked to be my kissing buddy, china pig."

Kagura grabbed the first thing she can, (And yes, it was Shinpachi, who just stood from being knocked out) And he got knocked out again when he hit the wall since Okita Sougo is good at dodging his girl's attacks.

"W-Why…"

"You fvking sadist!" She charged at him, "I fvking hate—

"Ask me again."

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"China, I want you to ask me again." Now, he was serious (But no, his bangs wasn't covering his eyes since he was seriously staring at her) His hands now on his pockets, "China, I said—

"No."

Sougo flinched.

She crossed her arms and turned her look at the side, "Go do your usual shit, Sadist. Not gonna ask you again, not gonna be your kissing buddy."

This time, he was really taken aback—he clenched his fist in his pocket. He raised his brow, "Really?" He put his hands outside and gains his composure back, "China… I told you to ask me again…" There was a hint of domination in his voice then he began walking towards her and Kagura took a step back,

"S-Sadist, I told you—

He stopped in front of her, "Oh, now you're acting tsundere—that's not good, China. Look at me and refuse again." There was a moment of silence and Kagura think Sougo wouldn't leave her face alone, she would say it again since she doesn't want her pride to be stepped on again and so she looked at him with determining eyes. She was about to say something but got stopped when he leaned closer, right onto her ear with his hand being casually placed on her cheek,

"Resist my lips, China."

He whispered.

She flinched and Sougo smirked.

He blew air onto her ear and her hands hoisted it hit his side, he noted and grab both then place them against his abdomen.

Sougo smirked again when he spotted her heavy breathing, "Why can't you speak, China. Thought you were the loud character here, huh?"

He kissed her temple, "So," He kissed her cheek, "What was that again?" With eyes looking softly at her, adoring her feature especially her lips that's slightly apart, he couldn't help himself to kiss its corner, "Do my what? My usual—

He stopped when he felt a tug on his shirt, Kagura bit her lower lip and Sougo almost lose his sense every single time she does that, "Please, k-kiss me." She was blushing madly as she murmured, Sougo smiled.

"What was that?" He teased.

The vermillion head put her forehead against his shoulder, "Just shut up and kiss me, sadist."

"No."

Her eyes widen in shock, she turned to him. "Sadist, what the fvck?!" Eyes filled with rage now.

"I want you to kiss me."

Her eyes went bigger, she gritted her teeth. "I don't know how to kiss!"

"You did it with four-eyes and that mayo-vice chief asshole." He said with a bitter tone as he stared down at her.

"I didn't do it with them!" And now, she's pouting and Sougo thought she couldn't get any cuter but she did, and she will always be.

"Kiss me China or you'll regret this."

Silence.

She sighed in defeat.

She placed her hands on his shoulder and she started leaning forward, she closed her eyes and Sougo watched her with awe but she stopped and he stared at her. She opens her eyes, and leaned forward again and then stopped,

She breathed heavily, she looked at him—at his lips softly, and the brunette watched her. She paperlipped then she licked her lower lip, and—

"Oh, fvck this." Sougo cupped his face and smash his lips against her.

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Oh, Okay. That wasn't actually the first idea that came up with my mind, it was supposed to be about contracts and such—oh, whatevs.

Thank you for reading. I hope you like it, pitches and pies!