Skyskater's Daily Note: Sorry I haven't updated in so long. My computer finally got rid of the virus. =D

Hmm...Megan has stopped stalking me, but now I feel like a huge third wheel idiot because one of my best friends is infatuated with this sophomore and now she apparently can't find time for me or for anyone else. It's pretty sad.

Daily Advice: Never jaywalk in small towns. They do give you tickets.

Well, this story is officially up to 10 reviews per chapter, and that makes me extremely happy. Why? I don't actually know. However, I do find it insanely funny that all you mere mortals with a 4G brain capacity and overly busy schedules can find it in your average day to read my story. Of course, this is assuming that you are all A students, or people with a taxing job, because, well, not to be mean or anything, but you probably aren't.

Let me ask you something, and please answer honestly: Do you have an F in any of your classes? Maybe an F-????

And never assume that F minuses are not possible, because they most certainly are.

Skyskater update: She has no school tomorrow because it's a Teacher Work Day or something, or Halloween, and she is going to be out of commission this weekend because she is going to spend the weekend with her dad, who lives in Los Angeles. Yes, her parents are divorced. Bravo, to all of you who figured that out! So anyway, she's going to Great America for Halloween, then to San Francisco to gain 500 pounds on ice cream...

Oh, by the way, did you hear? The fattest man in the world, who weighed in at half a ton back in 2007 and made the Guinness book of World Records, just recently got married to a 554 pound woman. Wow. I guess, you know, supposedly it runs in the family or something. They gonna need to sleep on a steel bed or on the freaking floor! A normal bed would just collapse under all that weight. Seriously, even baby elephants don't weigh that much!

And I don't think being the world's fattest man is something to be proud of.

So, at any rate, the Earth has stopped shaking, which is a really good thing, because for a while back there, I thought that there was gonna be a huge tsunami and just wipe out all of Japan. I mean, if you think about it, we're gonna be the first ones to go. Hell, if there was a monsoon or something that developed in BETWEEN China and Japan heading toward China, well then, then I shall retract that previous statement up ahead. Seriously. A monsoon of great enormousity (is that a word? Who cares.) such as the one that could have been caused by Orihime's delivery would have scattered the archipelago of Japanese islands all over the world, until who knows? Maybe our main island would be blown all the way to Hawaii and become part of the Hawaiian islands.

Rukia has run out of rage pills and is trying to find something that will divert her unnecessary energy, so as of right now, she is currently poking holes in the top of water bottle caps with a mechanical pencil and claiming that she is making telescopes for when the aliens come. Um...I really do wonder what those rage pills had in them? Delusional medicine? Probably. I mean, not like she wasn't delusional to begin with....

Personally, I do not believe that anybody will bail Byakuya out of jail. If it's going to be anybody, it's probably gonna be lame-ass Renji. The total suck up Vice Captain. Yes, the exact same Renji that had to do community service for feeding Urahara's parrot too many pears and eventually killing it. If that is incorrect, then so help me, I am not going to change it. It has already been written and now it is law.

Uryuu seems to be in shock. I really do wonder how his father is going to deal with this. I mean, ten little Uryuus going around and shooting bows at each other to see which one is strongest? Yeah, that doesn't exactly paint a pretty picture with me. God knows, they'll probably eliminate their mother and father and all the senior citizens here with their bad aim. I mean, honestly. Have you ever seen a man who couldn't shoot an arrow from a bow straight? Because I haven't. And please don't lie to me. Uryuu's shots are all curvy. Just like his sexuality is. OOOHHHHH, HE GOT DISSED!

Well, now, the police have just come into the room, looking for, guess who? Yes, that's right, Uryuu. I mean, who else would they be looking for? Certainly not Byakuya, unless he's somehow broken out of jail using nothing but a plastic spork. Which, I must say, would take immense talent and patience. I guess they're going to give him a police escort to the hospital or something. Or...or, they're going to arrest him for having underage sex and probably threatening to kill Orihime's nonexistent hamster.

I'll take the second option, because if they were giving him a police escort to the hospital, why in the heck would they be putting handcuffs on him?!

Now, of course, I think you guys all know where this is going. Uryuu is going to blame Orihime, saying she seduced him or whatever lie he wants to come up with, and being a sexually active male, he just could not resist. You know, some crap like that. And because Uryuu's family has a lot of money, they'll probably hire a kickass lawyer who says nothing but lies so that Orihime goes to jail and so their ten kids get sent to ten different orphanages, so that they never know the truth about who their parents were or why they were sent there. And then their ten kids are probably gonna meet up because they have some telekinetical powers or whatever shit you want to call it and they can connect with each other halfway across the globe. And then, of course, the End of the World happens. You know, like when California breaks off from the United States and Alaska separates in half? It's a pretty good video on Youtube actually....

Well, then. It's pretty interesting, to see what's going on right now in high school. Oh damn, COME ON! The police aren't actually gonna arrest him, because you know why? It's Homecoming Week. That's right. They're not gonna arrest him because it's Homecoming Week. What kind of insane logic is THAT? Oh yeah, because it is really that important to buy a tuxedo and tie and flowers for the girl who he's going with, which is not, by the way, Orihime. Orihime's probably not gonna go to Homecoming, because of, well, you know, her deciplets, which she's probably gonna name One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, and Ten, just because she doesn't know more than ten names. Or if not, she's gonna call them all: "Dumbass One, Dumbass Two, Dumbass Three..." and so forth. And then name the last kid Zohan. Why? Because Zohan is apparently Orihime's favorite movie.

Well, I shall write back right before Homecoming starts, so that I can fill you in on the excitement. If Orihime's deciplets experience the same rapid growth that they have shown in the past, hell, they'll probably be going to Homecoming with their own dates too!

We shall see. We shall see. So America, better watch out! Zohan is going to New York!

Thursday
The High School of Hell
October 30
Hitsugaya

Sorry I haven't updated in so long. That's a very sincere apology. Also, please do not note the dates at the bottom, because they jump around a lot. Don't worry about them.

ALSO, NO FLAMES! IF YOU FLAME ME, ME AND SHIRO-CHAN WILL HAVE BYAKUYA DIG OUT YOUR INTESTINES WITH A PLASTIC SPORK!

Buh-bye!
Skyskater
And Shiro-chan