Disclaimer: I do not own KH, Family Guy, other TV shows, and anyone from Food Network. They own themselves.

Riku and his friends ended up in a supermarket, where Alton Brown, a man with blonde, thinning hair and glasses, was shopping and talking about hams at the same time.

"So, that means a ham with water has 70 percent more water than a ham with no water," said Alton Brown.

"OMG, Alton!" cried Ryo as she ran to Alton.

"Who are you?" asked Alton.

"My name's Ryo! I'm a fan of your show, but I must warn you of a future threat!" said Ryo.

"Uh, what threat?" asked Alton.

"This guy named Ansem and a cartoon baby with a funny head named Stewie is out to get you and turn you evil!" said Riku.

"A cartoon baby with a funny head, you say?" asked a voice.

Everyone turned around and saw Stewie and Ansem, standing in the doorway of the store.

"We're going to turn you evil, Alton Brown!" said Ansem.

"Ohhhhh boyyyy." said Alton.

"You know what?" asked Riku. "I say we have an all out battle against each other. Ansem, Stewie, The Organization vs. me, Sora, Kairi, Hurky, Ryo, the Iron Chefs, and all the other people we came across traveling in TV land!"

"I suppose." said Ansem thoughtfully. "But we must bring at least one weapon."

"Then it's a perfect time for me to use the..." said Alton as he pulled out something that looked like a bazooka. "The Veggie Bazooka 5000!"

"TO THE POWER DERANGERS SHOW!" said Sora.

Riku and Ansem got everyone on Destiny Islands in Power Derangers (no, they're not out of TV land). They were all standing on the shore of the beach when suddenly, the entire Organization showed up.

"Where are all your little TV friends now, hm?" asked Stewie.

"Hey, are we missing the party?" asked a voice.

Everyone turned around to find Bobby Flay in his Iron Chef outfit, Rachael Ray, Emeril Lagasse, and Paula Deen.

"Hey, it's you guys!" said Sora.

"Alton told us that there would be a fight, so we thought we'd join in on the fun!" said Rachael.

"So...is that why Bobby's in his Iron Chef outfit?" asked Kairi.

"Well, it's also because I brought the other Iron Chefs with me!" said Bobby.

Suddenly, Iron Chefs Masaharu Morimoto, Mario Batali, and Cat Cora all came along, also wearing their Iron Chef outfits.

"Hey, if we're going to fight..." said Mario Batali, "We might as well do it in style!"

All the good guys laughed.

"Emeril and I will be cooking during the fight, so if any of you get hungry..." said Paula.

"I think we'll do just fine, but thanks, Paula." said Kairi.

"Well, you can't kick a fight up a notch without a snack!" said Emeril.

"Look, we don't have all day!" said Stewie.

"Don't forget us!" said a voice.

Everyone turned to find Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick, armed with a net to catch jellyfish.

"Um...don't you need water to breathe?" asked Sora.

"What?" asked Spongebob. Suddenly, he gasped and both him and Patrick shriveled up and turned into a dried up sponge and a dried up starfish.

"Idiots." muttered Ansem as he kicked the sponge and starfish.

"Hey, what about us?" asked Leela as she, Fry, and Bender came in througha portal and jumped out.

"We've got a crapload of stuff you kick your ass!" said Fry.

"You guys don't have the guts to fight us!" called Axel as he and the Organization walked up to the large group of people, ready to fight each other.

"Bite my shiny metal ass!" yelled Bender as he pointed to his metal butt.

"Make me!" yelled Axel.

"Alright, everyone." said Takeshi Kaga's nephew. "It's time to settle this battle once and for all."

"Hey, where's your uncle?" asked Sora.

"He's back in Japan." replied Kaga's nephew.

"What's Japan?" asked Sora.

"I dunno." said Riku.

"Ahem!" said Kaga's nephew. "As I was saying, there will be a battle of good vs. evil. On this side of the island, the bad guys, Ansem, Stewie, the Organization, 12 oz Mouse, and Master Shake!"

"WOO!" applauded the bad guys.

"Bad guys in the heez-ay-ouse!" whooped Shake.

"And on this side of the island," said Kaga's nephew as he gestured his hand to the west side of the island. "Are the good guys, Sora, Hurky, Riku, Kairi, Ryo, the American Iron Chefs, Alton Brown, Rachael Ray, Fry, Bender, Leela, and Frylock!"

"YEAH!" yelled the good guys.

"Hey, why are we outnumbered?" whined Stewie.

"Will everyone please go to the paopu tree?" said Kaga's nephew.

So, everyone went to the little island where the paopu tree stood and everyone stood ina circle and Kaga's nephew stood in the middle of the circle.

"Let me lay down a few ground rules." he said. "You can use at least one weaponto fight. If you fall into the ocean, you are disqualified. And, no rooster throwing. Let's get it started. I will say to you in the words of my uncle...ALLEZ CUISINE!"

(pronounced Ala cuisine. French for "Go cook" but nobody knows it here, lol)

Everyone took a few steps back and stood silent for a minute. Finally, everyone let out a long scream and began to fight.

"Here we go..." said Fry as he triggered one of the futuristic guns and he pulled the trigger, only to end up shooting a laser at Shake, knocking him and Fry off the island, and they hit the water, therefore disqualifying both.

"Philip J. Fry and Master Shake are disqualified!" said Kaga's nephew.

(sigh) This is going to be a looonnnnngggggg battle...

Hurky: I'm just out of ideas for right now. I feel a little tired and depressed due to my classmates...anything to cheer me up?

Riku: How about paddleball? (holds up a paddle ball) Always cheers me right up!

Hurky: GIMME THAT! (grabs paddleball from Riku)

Riku: For those of you who like the Little Merboy, the final chapter will be up in a few days because it's next in Hurky's order!

Sora: Finally! I can stop being a merman!