Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter I wouldn't be writing this, now would I? And I don't own this yo mama joke either. Russell Peters does.
Chapter 21
Yo mama's so poor she had to go to the Weasley's for a loan.
Luna was walking through the halls, thinking of the muggle comedian her dad took her to see over the weekend. It meant she had to skip going to Hogsmeade, but getting to hunt wracksuprts. Getting to see a comedian was just a bonus.
"OI LOVEGOOD!" She heard someone, she assumed it was Draco Malfoy, call out in the hall. She turned to face whoever it was. Her guess had been proven right, it was indeed Draco Malfoy.
"Hm?" She replied, her eyes with a faraway look in them.
"You mama's so poor she had to go to the Weasley's for a loan," Luna just looked at him, and walked away. To anyone else, it would appear she was just ignoring him, but she had a plan. She just needed to double check something…
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Yo mama's so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Now that Luna was prepared, she headed towards the Great Hall. She wasn't quite sure where Draco was, but figured it was a good place to start. And with all the nargles following him he probably would be extremely hungry. She only had to wait a few minutes before the blonde Slytherin showed up.
"Hey Draco," she called out dreamily, walking towards him. He turned around, a look of surprise on his face.
"What it is Lovegood?"
"Yo mama's so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!" With that she spun around on her heels, and headed back to the Ravenclaw common room.
Ok so, I know this chapter is extremely short, and for that I do apologize. I'm not sure when the next update will be, but I'll try to get it up sometime this week. Please review. All it takes it 2 seconds (: