Road Trip Hell Part Two (Or Why You Should Never Eat Special Brownies When Going to Disney World)

"Dudes, look at all the cars!" Matt said in amazement. "Look at how shiny they are!"

"Hey Matt, you were right!" Shawn said happily. "Cheese puffs really are good."

"What? You've been eating cheese puffs without me?" Matt unbuckled his seat belt and jumped into the backseat so he could get the cheese puffs.

Jeff put his face directly in front of Sabu's. "How come you never smile? Are you always cranky or something?"

Sabu just stared at him. "Get away from me."

Jeff put his finger on Sabu's nose. "BEEP!"

"Hey, where am I going anyway?" Hunter asked.

"You said Disney World," Rob reminded him.

"Oh yeah. Where's that at again?"

"I think it's that big amusement park over there."

"Oh." Hunter parked the car in the first parking spot he could find. "Okay, let's get out of this thing."

"You can't park here dude," Matt said. He had successfully gotten the cheese puffs from Shawn and was now munching on them. "The cheese puffs said this was a handicapped spot."

"Well you idiots are mentally handicapped so that should be handicapped enough."

So the six of them got out of the car and went into the park. "OH LOOK GUYS!" Jeff shouted. "THERE'S SNACKS OVER THERE!" He ran away to go buy some cotton candy, some ice cream, a giant pretzel and some chips.

Shawn looked around. "You know, this place is really big. It would be very easy for one of us to get kidnapped here."

"Yeah dude, you're right," Rob said. "People get kidnapped from places like this all the time."

"Oh no!" Matt exclaimed. "We've got to do something! I'm out of cheese puffs!"

"Dude, we should probably keep an eye on Jeff," Hunter suggested. "He's probably the one of us people want to kidnap the most."

"Fuck Jeff! I want more cheese puffs!"

"Oh that's nice Matt," Shawn said sarcastically. "Something scary could come and take Jeff away, but all you care about is your stupid cheese puffs?"

"MY CHEESE PUFFS ARE NOT STUPID! YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW OLD MAN!"

Jeff came back over to them. "Look at all my stuff!" he said eagerly. "I've got a whole bunch of tr--" His eyes widened as he saw something in the distance. "EEEEKKK!" he screeched. He dropped all of his snacks and jumped into Hunter's arms. "There's a giant mouse over there!"

Hunter looked and saw Mickey Mouse walking around. "Holy crap! That's the biggest thing I've ever seen in my life!"

"Kill it!" Jeff begged. "Kill it Hunter!"

"I'm not killing it! It'll kill me!"

Shawn tapped Matt on the shoulder. "You know, if you go kill that giant mouse over there, cheese puffs will come out of his head."

"CHEESE PUFFS!" Matt screamed. "I WANT MY CHEESE PUFFS!"

Sabu groaned. "Why would you tell him that? Now he's really going over there to kill Mickey."

Rob shook his head. "He's not going to kill Mickey. He's--okay, he just tackled Mickey to the ground. And now he punching him in the face and banging his head all around. Oh my God, he really is trying to kill Mickey! Holy shit dude!"

"GIVE ME MY CHEESE PUFFS YOU BASTARD!" Matt screamed. "I MUST CONSUME CHEESE PUFFS!"

It took four security guards, Goofy, Daffy Duck and Minnie Mouse to pull Matt off of Mickey. They immediately started carrying him towards the exit of the park.

"Bye bye Matt!" Jeff shouted. He wiggled himself free from Hunter's arms and waved goodbye to his brother. "We'll see you when we're done!"

"We're not going with him?" Shawn asked. "What if those mean people kidnap him?"

"Who cares about him? He didn't care if I got kidnapped." He grabbed Hunter's hand and started pulling him along. "Come on! I want to go fly off a roller coaster!"

Sabu looked at Rob. "If you ever feed them brownies again, I'm going to stop being your friend. You got that?"

Rob just shrugged. "You just need to chill dude. Everything is going to be fine."

"OH LOOK AT THE DOG! LOOK AT THE GIANT DOG!" Jeff let go of Hunter and took off running.

"You are not bringing Pluto into my car Jeff!" Hunter yelled after the youngest Hardy. "That thing will piss all over the place! Jeff? You listening to me? Ah, here we go again!"