Depths of darkness ch. 21
A/N: I do not own black lagoon only my OCs and any reviews would be nice
As the group all gathered in the sub sipping on coffee that the XO had so generously provided Danny spoke up
"Thank god for the crew coffee pot because if not the swim we had to get to the sub and the wait in the lockout trunk would suck oh wait it still did" and he shot a look at the subs commander and hoisted his coffee into the air with the steam hanging taught in the stillness and he said
"Thank god for the support and even better coffee but I wonder and always will and it is this WHAT THE FUCK TOOK YALL SO LONG" and Revy smiled and said
"Well the twig should have worn a better wet suit but that's none of my business" and she sipped on her coffee like Kermit the frog before spitting it out yelling
"God damn it this coffee tastes like shit so can we make some better or does anyone one have any fucking Bacardi?!" and Rock just smiled and Revy almost kissed him but decided not to as she was so annoyed with the group and they heard a voice from the shadows saying
"Bombay sapphire is the shit not that piss and you do know that you will be back on the surface soon and joining up with the Carrier battle group so you shouldn't get to drunk cause I hear the brass frowns on that" and Rick and the rest of red cell all came out of the isolation room and Doc held up the hunt for red October and tossed the book to Daniel before saying with a smile
"The book is good but I hear the movie sucks a lot so I don't recommend watching that unless you enjoy a movie that does no justice to the characters of the source material" and Danny called back
"Thank you pencil dick and why don't you go fuck yourself" and Doc started to dish it back out before they all walked into the movie theater which also could be made into a secure room for briefings or as revy put it
"A lot of useless blah blah and shit" and Gretel smiled and said with a laugh that got a death glare from Revy
"My mom always hates talking but if it involves drinking or other lewd acts she is all for it but not this order bullshit" and they all heard a familiar voice yell
"Yo two-hands don't be to pissed off because you know it's the truth and I have heard what you have done with rocky boy so I think it's only fair the kids can say the truth about their adoptive mother" and Revy swung around and yelled
"Damn it whoever the fuck said that I will kill you!" and Eda laughed and said as she slid down the ladder in a navy uniform that she borrowed
"Well if it isn't the famous gunslinger and her merry band of crazy friends and an even crazier sibling" and Taylor grabbed Danny by the arm and said calmly
"Back off he belongs to me and if you have something to say to my boyfriend you can say it to me" and the two women had a tense staring contest only broke up by Danny saying
"So what exactly are you trying to tell us and do make it quick because we are going to do weapons checks then get dressed up for the admiral and the debriefing we have" and they were all stunned when Eda replied
"That debrief with the admiral will have to wait because CIA SAD has seconded you so you will be working with me" and they all stood in the quarters stunned before Eda said with a touch of annoyance
"Are you just going to fucking stand there or are you going to follow me to the carrier because I have a debrief and briefing for you because we will be going back into the field and kids no you cannot try to suck your mom out of the carrier or get her stuck on the seat of the toilet" and they both looked bummed out before Gretel found a vacuum and put it to her lip and the motor cut her lip and she dropped it yelling out
"God damn it Adam made it look like that didn't hurt god what the fuck!" and Hansel laughed and then held up a homemade pipe bomb and as he followed the crew up to the conning tower and then onto the deck and as he felt his feet touch down on the frozen metal deck the pipe bomb he was carrying reacted to the cold and all Gretel could say with the fear evident in his voice
"Holy fucking shit this is gonna hurt-" and he didn't have time to finish the sentence as the bomb detonated sending metal through the air and as Danny tackled revy almost sending the two into the water Hansel yelled out
"Am I missing an eyebrow and thank god that wasn't an exploding jawbreaker" and Gretel smiled and called to her brother
"We really need to stop watching that show even though science is fun and Gretel wants big boom" as she had rigged a depth charge right as the pipe bomb went off and Eda ran over with a medic and grabbed ahold of hansel's torn cloths and said
"Boy you know the pipe bomb being used for the demonstration of our next target is very unstable and if you get hurt two hands will kill me so don't do that plus you damn near gave me a heart attack kiddo" and she rubbed his hear before the medic looked him over and then sent him to rejoin his sister in the chow hall on the Ronald Regan and as they started to eat a standard breakfast of bacon eggs and cereal served with toast with milk and OJ to wash the whole meal down Gretel stole a piece of bacon off her brothers plate and smiled saying
"Boy this is the life and I assume we eat like the enlisted while our mom and dad as well as the rest eat like officers so I say we eat then see if the ship has a gym so we can work up a sweat" and they both started running Hansel looked at his sister as the blood secretly seeped under his jacket and he jumped up and grabbed the pull up bar only to hit the ground with a sickening thud and he started to black out and the last things he saw was a man in a bomber jacket grabbing his arm and saying
"Don't worry boy the sick bay has the best material for you and at least there isn't a submarine full of Russians for us to highjack so relax" and he just laughed as Revy saw Danny in a bomber jacket with Hansel in his arms scaring revy worse than he thought possible and as he dropped him in the med bay he quickly grabbed Revy by the hand and said
"He is doing good for now and I say we have drink against the living dead and when I pick the drinks you knock them back and shut your mouth" and they started to sit in the mess hall with a bottle of Bacardi and Bombay sapphire and David smiled and turned on the "Drink with the living dead" and then played that as he gave them the drinks and then Danny said
"We lost the drinking game and it was that or draw gainst the living dead" and revy smiled as if she appreciated the remark and said
"Ill go check on the boy and I think you should start shooting water least you have a hell of a hangover before we see eda tomorrow" and nodding his understanding Danny instantly switched to water and orange juice in an attempt to dilute the liquor in his system until David walked away and Danny checked his watch and saw it was 3am. "Well fuck I might as well go visit my young mini me and see how he's doing before I call it a night" Danny muttered to himself and he bumped into Richard and he said annoyance dripping from his voice
"Well you fucking dick have you seen Hansel yet?" and Taylor brushed past him to keep him calm and avoid a very close quarters fight, so both boys turned around and walked into Hansels room and both boys asked with a mix of annoyance and concern
"Well are you okay and what the fuck kept you from admitting that you were sick and bleeding?" and he looked at his young protégé as if to say
"This had better be good or else" and Hansel just muttered
"The difference between screwing around and science is writing it down" and Gretel just laughed and said
"You don't have the mustache so you can't be the walrus so the hell are you?" and Hansel laughed and yelled to the others
"We have years of experience to keep us safe we are the mythbusters" and dropped a cherry bomb off the gangway to see how long he had before it went off so he could be in his own words "a badass who doesn't look at explosions as he walks away" so Hansel kept trying into the night as the small arms of Danny and the others all crackled into the night as the group all had received their orders and it involved as Eda so casually put it
"The spetsnaz, a downed American spy plane and hostages aka right up revy's alley because you'll have to kill anyone who gets in your way and destroy the bird as well as any sensitive material you find so why don't you train with the body armor and gear and yes the kids can come to" so everyone started training with body armor as Hansel sang lighting a cigarette
"We're wanted…. Dead or alive" watching the sun slowly nose dive into the icy black of the Persian Gulf wondering when the next time they would be in roanapur not knowing it would be sooner than any of them thought.