It's been awhile since my last song parody, hasn't it? The wait is now over!
Orcish parody of "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?" from Disney's Frozen.
Do you wanna kill the prisoners?
Come on, I'm bored today.
We hardly kill things anymore,
Except that man before.
It's like we've lost our sway!
We used to have meals plenty,
But now we don't.
I want you to tell me why!
Do you wanna kill the prisoners?
I really wanna eat the prisoners.
Shut up, Grishnakh!
Okay, fine.
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Do you wanna kill the prisoners?
Instead of running through the plains?
I think we need a little barbecue.
I wonder what we'll do
With all these hunger pains?
We're feeling kinda lousy
In this cursed light.
Just watching the Nazgul fly.
*sound of feet stomping rhythmically*
*long, drawn-out screech*
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Ugluk, hey! I know you heard me!
Orcs are asking what you've done.
They say you're crazy and a lunatic.
You're making us all sick,
And ruining our fun!
We've only got some hours
Till the horsemen come.
What are we gonna do?
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Can we please just kill the prisoners?