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Hate.

"I hate you... a lot." Naruto glared an eyeful of hate at Koneko, since while everyone else was eating Shizuku's nice, home cooked meal, Koneko had decided to skip that, and instead taunt Naruto by eating one of the ramen cups that he had. Don't get him wrong, Shizuku's cooking was delicious, but he had a ramen addiction for a damn reason. Koneko eating ramen in front of him, that was wrong on so many levels.

Koneko slurped up some noodles, while staring into his eyes.

She knew exactly what she was doing.

"In a little less than a month, there is going to be an anime convention... I have a few tickets... if you want to go with me." Koneko commented without making a huge deal about it. It was the reason she came over, to talk with him about it, seeing as Rias got the tickets for her with the instructions to invite Naruto. She didn't care about convention stuff, though Rias did ask her to bring back gifts for the rest of the group.

"Oooooooh, that sounds super fun... but next month I'm going to be super busy working... Naru-tan! I've been meaning to ask you, do you want to become a villain in my TV show?" Serafall asked him what she had wanted to as well. She didn't really have any close ties to much of the other cast members, since the villains were a more villain of the week kind of deal.

"Actually, if you would like, I would like you to come and meet the Ayakashi in the forest I came from ya know." Shizuku believed a month was a good amount of time for Naruto to become more accustomed to Ayakashi. After some time, she was sure that he would be able to hold a normal conversation with he most inhuman of Ayakashi types. "Also, eat your vegetables ya know." Shizuku quickly noticed that he had ignored that part of his plate.

Also, willpower training, eating stuff he didn't like.

"... I'm pretty sure I can do all that... the convention would only be a couple days... and being on a TV show would be really cool... and since you're helping me, I guess I can meet your friends." Naruto didn't have a problem doing any of that. The convention sounded like a fun idea, the TV show villain thing sounded both fun and cool, and he owed at least this much to Shizuku.

Koneko clicked her teeth, but she nodded her head. She had been hoping that he would say no, so that she wouldn't have to go. Now Rias was going to force her to go in cosplay, and take pictures, and do a lot of stuff.

Shizuku nodded her head, he didn't sound excited, but as long as he did it, that was fine by her.

Serafall, well she already designing a costume for Naruto in her head.

"... Would you prefer wearing leather pants, for an armored banana hammock?" Serafall asked him with a dead serious tone that was unlike her. She sounded excited, but the seriousness of her voice was very different than what he question should sound like.

Shizuku gave a sly grin, her tongue stretching a little out of her mouth.

"Well... now I'm interested ya know." She would have to see about watching the filming of this event, if she could see what Naruto would look like in sexually suggestive male clothing. Naruto had a good body, though with her training it would only get even better. In one month, she was sure that seeing him in a male thong would be quite the image.

Naruto just glanced at Serafall, and slapped the back of her head, before he yelped and grabbed his arm. The action of slapping her head had caused his arms to remember just how sore they were, the bath had only relieved a little soreness... now they were more sore than ever before.

"Okay... but it has to be revealing, at least a little... sex appeal is expected." Serafall pointed a finger at him, knowing what his response had meant. She had to try and think of the right words for it.

Koneko glanced at her.

'... Isn't your show a kid's show?' Koneko was pretty sure that Serafall's magical girl show was mostly watched by children. She had been a little surprised by that, since her show also had a great number of nip slips and panty shots... but human standards and demon standards of what was child appropriate were two different things.

After all, what child didn't want to see the panties of the Leviathan, dressed in a skimpy magical girl outfit?

This was one of the 4 leaders of devil-kind.

"Didn't you say your show was popular with kids?" Naruto asked her, when he realized that was something she had let slip.

"Yep!"

"... Why do you need to have sex appeal in a kid's show?" Naruto asked her, and Serafall crossed her arms under her chest. This was where human and demon logic was different. Nudity, on average, was something that wasn't too badly looked down on in her culture. A lot of specialized devils even went into careers where all the job requests they received were sexual in basis.

Exposing them to things like nudity and sex younger, when they matured a little faster, was to be expected.

"I see no problem with it ya know." Shizuku could agree with that.

The doorbell rang, and everyone looked at it with confusion. Naruto looked at his phone, wondering if anyone was going to be coming over.

"Come in!" Naruto shouted, and the door opened.

A man came in.

He was moderately tall, for a Japanese man, and he was more tanned with brown hair, and similar eyes. With a black business suit on, and a scar over his nose, he was an odd sight, seeing as not a lot of Japanese men had facial scars that large. His hair was even in a spiked ponytail.

"Hello Naruto, I see you have company." The man spoke, and Naruto waved at him.

"Hey Iruka... you here for something? This is Serafall Leviathan, friend of mine... Koneko Toujou... shrimpy bitch-" Naruto leaned to the left, and dodged a punch that Koneko quickly threw at him. She settled for glaring at him, before she looked at Iruka and sent him a nod. Finally, Naruto gestured to Shizuku, who got up and decided to sit in his lap. "This is Shizuku-"

"I'm his lover ya know." Shizuku spoke in a dead serious, no nonsense tone.

...

"I'm not just his friend, I'm like his total big sister, we even took a bath together awhile ago!" Serafall proudly proclaimed, a little too proudly, seeing as Iruka changed his blank stare from Shizuku, to Serafall. He looked at Koneko, who locked eyes with him, and then stared at Naruto.

"... I'm a normal classmate." Koneko pointed out.

"Oh thank god, there is a normal girl here... well then, Serafall-chan and Shizuku-chan... how would you two like to watch this nice little anime that is airing right now while Naruto and I talk about boy things?" Iruka's voice was soft, kind, and it was obvious that he was treating the both of them like delicate children. He didn't believe Shizuku for a second, and Serafall seemed like quite the delusional girl in her magical girl outfit.

Koneko was normal, she could stay.

"... Serafall is an adult..." Serafall pointed out, realizing after a bit that she was being treated like a child.

"Yes, I'm sure you are... you must have matured very quickly for your age." Iruka gently pushed her towards the couch with Shizuku, who didn't fight it. She was used to this kind of treatment already, fighting it didn't do anything.

"Serafall is technically an adult, and so is Shizuku" Naruto pointed out to Iruka.

"I apologize for the misunderstanding then ladies. I'm very glad that Naruto has such a polite, and beautiful, girl for a lover." Iruka gave a small bow of apology to her, now taking her earlier statement far more seriously. Koneko leaned over to Naruto, and pointed at Iruka.

"Who is he?"

"Everyone, this is Iruka Umino, he is the Japanese regional manager for my parents business, he is also managing my inheritance until I turn 16." Naruto gave Iruka the introduction for everyone to, at least slightly, understand who he was. The man nodded his head, though it didn't explain all of their relationship, it was good enough.

Iruka took a check from his pocket, and gave it to Naruto.

"This is your allowance for the month, I've already deducted the cost of that motorcycle you bought, and the rent for this apartment for this month. If you have a lover though, I do suggest getting a house... I believe it is high time that you settle down and enjoy your school life, in one city." Iruka advised Naruto with a look to Shizuku, who just shrugged her shoulders.

3 people in one apartment was a little cramped, so it would be nicer if Naruto just got a house, it would be better in the long run too.

Naruto gave Iruka a look.

"What next, you want me to dye my hair brown, wear colored contacts, and turn into a preppy nerd?" Naruto asked Iruka sarcastically, with the man glancing at Naruto with a little more seriousness. He let out a sigh though, deciding not to start this argument again.

"It would be for your benefit... but I won't fight you on this. I'm not your parent or guardian... at least think on my advice. Jiraiya-sama told me that he will be in town next month, and he wants to see you." Iruka spoke, message given, he turned and started to walk away. He was a very busy man, with an important job. Naruto watched him go, thinking on his words with a sour expression.

So that old pervert was coming to town?

Great.

"Exposition please." Koneko stated, since she didn't know who Jiraiya was.

"My Godfather, really big pervert... at least once a month, he gives me an assignment I have to do. If I don't, I don't get my full allowance. When I saw big pervert, I mean huge... I'm pretty sure that if you counted the number of prostitutes he's had sex with on fingers and toes... the 4 of us wouldn't have enough to count on." Naruto said with a truly soured look on his face. Nobody questioned, it, but Serafall did put a thinking expression, and she looked at Naruto, before she nodded his head.

He wanted more attention from his godfather, and he was jealous that his godfather was always spending his time with whores... she was so smart for figuring that out.

"Prostitution is the world's oldest profession ya know." Shizuku pointed out, seeing nothing wrong with a person paying for sex. Men and women had been doing that for as long as she could remember, and even longer than that. It was only illegal now, because people were becoming more prudish as time went on. Funny, because while people were becoming more prudish, fetishes were constantly evolving and forming as well.

It was like, the more perverted society came, the more people tried to control the people's sexual desires.

"... Maybe I should add references to prostitution in the show-"

"NO!" Naruto and Koneko shouted in unison, seeing as Naruto was going to be part of the show, and Koneko just thought it was a bad idea. Their reasons were different, but they were one in spirit.

'They are so in sync, despite fighting all the time... it's kind of funny.' Shizuku watched that little display with a snake-like grin. She was going to enjoy creating tension between them.

She wondered what would happen first.

Would they kill each other, or fuck?

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