SORRY I AM SO LATE. DOUBLE EXAMS THIS WEEK AND NEXT WEEK IS FINALS! FORGIVE ME! FORGIVE ME! I CANNOT DISTRIBUTE MY TIME WELL PLEASE ENJOY!

[Awkwardness]

Juliet: Henry is basically watching his grandmother give birth.

Sabre: There is no longer a point to pointing this out they are all pretty much desensitized.

Juliet: But they shouldn't. Do they know how wrong this all is?

Ava: Highly unlikely considering who it is we are talking about here.

Sabre: Charmings…

Ava: This family started out badass, but now…

Juliet: It's rather depressing…

Charming: Are you gonna help us or what?

Sabre: Actually we are going to find Granny who is still awesome and has a crossbow.

Snow: So you are just going to leave us here?

Ava & Sabre & Juliet: Yep!

[The Sass]

Emma: I have magic and he only has one hand.

Ava & Sabre & Juliet: OOOOOOOHHH!

Juliet: The sass! Let's take a commemorative shot for that one!

Sabre: Maybe we should be doing a drinking game for once upon a time sass as well.

Ava: Sabre, are trying to make a game that could be potentially lethal to our audience.

Sabre: Not as long as the drink is nonalcoholic.

Ava: But that's not the point of a drinking game!

Juliet: We did our way because it wouldn't cause us any trouble, but what about the people in the audience who do use alcohol for this?

Sabre: Then they shouldn't do it.

Ava: Everyone, meet Sabre the instigator.

Sabre: Damn right. I also happen to be a water bender.

Juliet: And uses her powers to start a fight.

Ava: The cycle that never ends.

Sabre: MUHAHAHA!

Hook: Why hasn't anyone removed them from the set yet?

Emma: Lack of funding.

[WTF]

Glinda: The pendant is the key.

Sabre: How the fuck did they forget about that?

Ava: Now they don't necessarily need light magic because if they can just find a way to remove the pendant then they can still win.

Juliet: How much do you want to bet they are going have the baby rip it off of her in the end?

Sabre: No way! That's such a cop out!

Ava: And somehow I think that it is what they have in mind.

Juliet: Baby's at the stage aren't strong enough or smart enough to know how to do that.

Ava: However, it will be a new Charming. Maybe his reign of stupidity will begin early.

Sabre: The family that defies logic, normalcy, and physics.

Juliet: Sounds like they need their own reality TV show.

…..

Sabre & Ava: HAHAHAHA!

[Why?]

Juliet: Why is there epic music occurring while Snow is giving birth?

Ava: Because it's like mission impossible.

[The Baby]

Ava: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT BABY?!

Sabre: It looks normal to me aside from being extremely clean.

Ava: It has no umbilical cord! It popped out with a belly button intact!

Juliet: Maybe they didn't have enough money for the effects.

Ava: I have seen makeup artists make fake umbilical cords for less money than my four person family's weekly grocery run. They are cutting corners.

Sabre: And with every screen shot the baby becomes cleaner.

Juliet: I wonder if the writers hate the Charmings deep down, because the ones we pick on the most are the Charmings.

Ava: If that's the case, they must be having fun with it like we are.

[Huge-ass plot hole]

Sabre: Why did Charming send Hook? He's the only one with the ability to take away Emma's powers.

Juliet: Emma never told him about the curse Zelena put on Hook.

Ava: So this can't count as Charming stupidity?

Sabre: That was dumb! Why didn't she tell anyone?

Juliet: Beats me…

Ava: I'm sure that her parents would have been happy to loan her a dwarf instead.

Juliet: You make them sound like an object.

Sabre: We all know why the writer did that though. They had to make Hook and Emma kiss because the fans were getting restless again.

Ava: I call that next time we change the rule to "When a Charming does something stupid."

Juliet: Why are you both trying to kill our innocent audience?

[The Flop]

*Doctor Whale flops onto couch from Zelena's attack*

Sabre: What the hell was that? Did you see that?

Juliet: He just kind of flopped onto that couch.

Ava: Why did he even need the couch to catch him? Wussy!

Sabre: It was just like…

*Sabre imitates him in seizure like fashion*

Juliet: HAHAHA! It just looks so stupid.

Ava: Hey has anyone noticed that Doctor Whale is the doctor of everything for this town. He has done births, coma patients, pediatrics, and animal attacks.

Juliet: So he's doctor everything.

Ava: Doctors specialize, but apparently he can do anything.

Sabre: Odd, considering that all he worked on before in his land was corpses…

….

Ava: HOW DOES HE KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING?!

[Superman Fail]

*Charming flails out of his scrubs*

Sabre: What were you just doing?

Ava: Apparently he was trying to rip off his clothes.

Juliet: Like a spaz.

Sabre: You fail at being Superman.

Charming: Do you know how many takes we had to do for that scene?

Ava: Or how many time Snow was trying to laugh?

Juliet: That was pretty obvious.

Sabre: You are not Superman.

Ava: but apparently he is Jes-

*Sabre slaps Ava*

Ava: You can't even let me make one joke?

Sabre: Not until you change the material.

Juliet: Where did his sword come from?

[Subtlety]

Sabre: Did you notice that each of the ingredients to turn back time represents the four witches?

Ava: No. I didn't.

Juliet: Good catch.

Sabre: Wisdom.

Ava: Rumple's brain.

Juliet: They could have chosen a better candidate.

Sabre: Courage.

Ava: Charming's courage.

Juliet: He has no brain.

Sabre: Love.

Ava: Regina's heart.

Juliet: Tough love.

Sabre: And innocence.

Ava: The baby!

Juliet: It's so cute!

[Dagger]

Rumple: This is a sign of trust. And I trust you.

Juliet: They basically just got engaged.

Ava: No they didn't it's just-

Rumple: Belle, will you marry me?

Belle: Yes.

…

Ava: How the fuck did you do that?

Juliet: My god that took forever.

Sabre: This is how people propose when dark magic is involved. Offering the other person a pointy object and trusting them to not kill you.

Ava: What happens when they don't return in kind?

Sabre: ….hehehe…

Ava: I don't like when you do that.

Rumple: It's not like that.

Sabre: I'm gonna propose to Anna.

Juliet: Get back here.

[Pissed Off]

Rumple: But she doesn't have the real dagger.

Juliet: NOOO! YOU DIDN'T!

Sabre: Everything that just happened was a lie!

Juliet: That's not how this works!

Ava: I'm all for him killing her, but yeah…that lie was not cool, brah.

Sabre: Their whole engagement is a lie.

Juliet: Rumple, how could you?

Rumple: I needed to avenge my son.

Ava: For Belle you summoned a wraith to kill Regina, but you can't be more creative in killing Zelena; without lying to Belle I might add.

Juliet: I hate you so much.

Rumple: I don't care.

Sabre: Then you won't mind if we tell Belle.

…..

Rumple: Don't you dare.

*Girls sprint out the door trying to make it to Gold's shop*

[Confused]

*Green smoke appears*

Sabre: What the fuck is going on here?

Juliet: Is she really dead?

Ava: How is this happening? She's supposed to be powerless right now?

Sabre: Is she still reversing time?

Juliet: What is going on here?

[Grand Total]

Ava: Alrighty, everyone!

Sabre: Grand total was 10 shots.

Juliet: We have 2 for the words "I believe".

Sabre: I don't believe.

Ava: We know…Another 2 shots for "true love".

Juliet: One shot for Charming being stupid.

Sabre: I figured there would have been more of those. 2 shots for 2 kisses.

Ava: One shot for a random character.

Juliet: I had been wondering where Archie went.

Sabre: Lastly, two good crys meaning 2 shots.

Ava: That totals up for ten and had we not been drink nonalcoholic we would be DRUNK.

Sabre: As skunks.