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Note: Girls are 5 months and 6 weeks. (2 weeks after wedding)
Chapter 19: Why you don't let Temari Teach Kids.
*Shikamaru POV*
No. Absolutely not. I CAN'T let Temari teach the kids at the academy. She might kill them, and that would mean soo much paperwork. Such a drag. It's bad enough she's gonna be raising our kid.
'Shikamaru? What do you think?' Temari asked me happily.
Shit. Fuck. Crap. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Okay, calm down. Just tell her you think it's a bad idea for a pregnant woman to work.
'I…..think it's a great idea!' I lied.
Fuck you brain, you just killed the only future Konoha ever had! She is gonna kill the kids. Fuck, fuck, fuck!
'Great! Your coming to the first lesson okay?' She smiled.
Sometimes, I almost wish Temari would go back to the woman that Hung me from the roof by my ankles. Almost.
'O…kay….but is it okay for a pregnant woman to work?' I asked her carefully. Even though she doesn't hang me from the roof as much, she will still do it if provoked.
'Of course silly! Tenten and I were talking about it before she left for her honeymoon. I still can't believe Hiashi gave them a Holiday to the Hidden grass village!' Temari squealed.
'Hiashi has…..connections.' I mumbled.
'Yeah I know. Hey do these pants make my butt look big?' She asked me suddenly.
I froze. I may be a genius, but I do have one weak spot. The mind of a woman.
Fuck. I was screwed. No matter what I say, she's gonna beat me to a pulp. I could tell her she looks beautiful, and she would kill me for lying. I could tell her the truth and she would still kill me for being "cold hearted"
THINK BRAIN THINK!
'Umm…..umm….SOMETIMES I LIKE TO SIT IN THE FRIDGE AND PRETEND I'M MILK!' I yelled.
Fuck you brain, you realize she kills me, we both die! That was your time to shine and you give me "Sometimes I like to sit in the fridge and pretend I'm milk!" what the fuck is wrong with you?
'Uh…..okay? That's….interesting…' She frowned and changed her pants to jeans.
Pheww…..that was close.
Later on outside the school…
'Okay kids! My name is Temari, but you can call me Temari-Sensei.' Temari told the kids with a smile. I could see the kids terrified faces. Don't worry kids, me and my future son know exactly how you feel.
'Now, to start the day, were going to see how well you can dodge. How you may ask? Well, you run and I throw my Kunai and Shuriken at you. Whoever has the least amount of injuries, wins!
'What!' My eyes were popping out of my head.
Temari's lips twitched into a smile. 'You have half a minute to get away' she told the kids.
'Get away from what?'
'You mean run?'
'Are we playing some dangerous game of tag?'
'Are you trying to kill us?'
'… Twenty five… twenty four….'
'Oh my god, RUN!'
'… Twenty two…. twenty one…. twenty…'
'And if you die, I'll tell your parents that you tried your best.' Temari Said as she Ignored me yelling at her.
That only terrified the kids even more.
'… Fifteen… fourteen… thirteen…'
Temari readied her kunai with her left hand.
'… Ten… nine… eight… seven…'
The students had now scattered, running as far away from Temari as they could.
'… Six… five… four…Three… two… one… ready or not, here I come!'
'TEMARI WAIT!' I called out to her
'HELP ME GET THEM SHIKAMARU!' Temari yelled back to me as she chased after the kids, throwing her weapons at them.
Oh god oh god oh god…..The Hokage is gonna kill us!
Later on with Tsunade…
'What the hell did you to think you were doing?' The Hokage thundered at us.
'It was only to make sure those kids learned how to defend themselves!' Temari shouted back.
'You don't teach kids by throwing Kunai and Shuriken at them while they run! And Shikamaru, I'm disappointed in you. You should have stopped this as soon as it stared!' Tsunade raged. Why do I have to get dragged into this mess?
'Hey, I called for help didn't I? If I had stopped her myself it would have been such a drag.' I complained.
'Everything's such a drag to you isn't it? You can't lift a finger for anyone, not even yourself!' Temari snapped.
'Shikamaru, you have really disappointed me. I expected more from you.' Tsunade sighed.
'You shouldn't expect much from him lady Hokage! I only hope his son doesn't turn out anything like him.' Temari snarled.
Somehow, when I try to fix the situation, I am the one that gets hurt.
'Yeah, yeah. I gotta….um…play shogi with Naruto.' I grumbled. I dunno why, but the blonde was insisting that I play shogi with him.
I bolted out the door, only to come nose to nose with…..Sakura.
'Umm…well this is awkward….' I mumbled.
'Yeah.' She leapt away from me and glared at me.
'Look, uh…I..er….' I struggled to find the right words
'Fucking Perv. If Sasuke catches you doing that EVER again….I swear…' She left the threat hanging.
'Don't worry, I wouldn't be caught dead with you.' I screwed my face up. Wait….shit….crap she's gonna—
'And what the fuck does THAT mean?' She said in a deadly voice.
I glanced at her huge belly. Fuck that thing was gigantic. But then again, so is Temari's.
'Nothing…..so what were you going to see Lady Hokage for?' I changed the subject.
'Oh, I was just handing out invitations to our double wedding.' She said happily. Go me! She took the Bait! Wait…what? Double?
'Double?'I said aloud.
'Yeah, Sasuke and I agreed that it would be a whole lot easier if we had a double wedding with Naruto and Hinata.' She answered with a smile.
'Can't we have a threesome?' I whined. Wait a seco—
'WAIT! Wait that came out wrong, I meant also joining the wedding with me and Temari! CALM DO-
'FUCKING PERV!' She screeched. Next thing I know, I'm flying through the air.
Today just wasn't my day.
*Naruto POV*
'Okay, so Lemmy get this straight…YOU WANNA GET MARRIED NEXT WEEK?' I yelled at Hinata.
'Y-yeah…and r-remember it a do-double wedding.' She stuttered. Damn, I know she hates it when I yell, why do I keep doing that.
'I know' I groaned and sunk back into the armchair. We were at our house when Hinata told me her…plans.
'We don't have to you know, we can make it the week after or something if you like?' She offered sadly. Damn it….she was doing that whole….Hinata face.
'Alright alright…..what did Sasuke and Sakura say?' I asked her.
'That they don't care.' She sighed and went back to reading her pregnancy book.
Translation: Sasuke doesn't give a flying fuck and convinced Sakura not to either.
I sighed and flicked through the chanals on the T.V. Oh yeah, Sasuke managed to get us an Imported TV too….Only….it's a lot crappier.
*Flashback*
'TEME! I WANNA T.V. TOO! GET ME ONE GET ME ONE!' Naruto screamed in Sasuke's ear.
'Dude, what the fuck? Go buy your own T.V.' Sasuke shrugged the blonde off.
'I'll pay?' Naruto offered with a hyper grin plastered on his face.'
Sasuke thought about this for a moment before saying to the blonde 'Fine, give me all the money you can right now dobe.'
'SCORE!' Naruto bounced up and down. He then dug into his pocket and pulled out a handful of cash and thrust it into Sasuke's hands.
'Will this be enough?' Naruto grinned.
Sasuke raised his eyebrows. 'Sure…A T.V' He smirked.
*End of Flashback*
A few days later they deliver this crappy run down T.V. When I asked them about this fuckary, they said this was all I could afford.
I sighed. No use crying over spilt milk.
Yeah, it felt right to end it there.
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