I saw a funny post online...
Basically it said that a psychic needs to be in the room when Castiel appears. She/he needs to see that long stare the angel and Dean give and just give an 'Oh my...' look at being able to hear their thoughts(It is funnier to see..). Someone said, "I vote for it to be Missouri", and I just had to write that out.
Missouri's eye rolled, her head shaking as her hands flew up in exasperation. "Oh would you two just kiss and get it over with? I don't need to hear this, and poor Sam...He may not be a full psychic, but he can feel the energy in here." Sam shifted on the sofa uncomfortably at being brought into the conversation as Missouri continued. "Is this how you boys meet every time? Dear lord..."
Castiel moved eyes from Dean to give a questioning stare to the stranger. He's shocked when she suddenly picks up a book and throws it directly into Dean's temple in one solid movement.
"SOnofabit-! What was THAT for!?" He growled, rubbing his head and glaring at Missouri.
The dark skinned woman stood, her hand going directly to her hips while the other pointed at Dean. "Don't play dumb with me, I heard that smart-ass comeback. How do you keep forgetting I can read your mind, or do you still think I'm faking?" Dean continued to rub his head, but his eyes quickly went to the floor like a child being scolded. "...You think I am afraid of you Dean Winchester? You need to watch your..." She pauses, since he didn't actually speak the insult" ...thoughts and learn some respect. It isn't my fault you don't have the balls to confess to your man crush here..." She points at a wide-eyed Castiel. Sam tries his hardest to melt into the chair, but jumps when Missouri calls his name.
"Ye-yes ma'am?"
"Come help me make some dinner...you three are skin and bones. I'm sure lover boy here wants a moment to compose himself." She gives another look to Dean while Sam quickly stands to follow her into the other room. She pauses at Castiel, her frown becoming a smile and her voice as sweet as honey. "It's nice to meet you Castiel, I hope you're hungry." The blue-eyed man hesitantly nods, not sure what just happened, as she walks through the doorway with Sam in toe.
"I hate coming here..." Dean mumbles trying to hide a blush. He quickly jumps behind Cas, using him as a shield, when the scary woman quickly comes back into the room to give him a warning glare.
"When you're done being a wounded puppy, come peel some potatoes for me Dean." Her voice was sweet, but the hard stare still remained. Dean groaned but quickly let out a 'Yes ma'am.' When Missouri's look intensified. Once she left again, Dean relaxed and let go of Castiel.
"Is she a friend...or foe?" Cas asked after a moment, amazed at the control she had over the Winchesters. It was like they were children again. Dean huffed, looking away when Castiel stared at him, to hide another blush. He can't believe she said all that...
"I'm still trying to decide that one..."