EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!
MEOWTH!
VERSUS!
LIEPARD!
BEGIN!
Meowth: Hoarding money is my job
I'm the pinnacle of Rocket
I'll Pay Day your *ss
And steal right outta your pocket.
Sucks for you, thief, 'cause this just got real.
Fury Swipe you to shreds before you can heal.
Rip out dem nerves so you can't even feel.
Whatcha runnin' for? Scared? What's your deal?
Liepard: You may think you're clever, but your brain is screwed.
You run around with two emos trying to steal Pikachu.
I've got some use in UU and stuff like that
You suck with Eviolite and so does your dad.
Fake Out, Night Slash, the ultimate double.
With just two moves I'll reduce your HQ to rubble.
And with that kind of tiny IQ you're in trouble.
You may have taught yourself to talk, but your whine can burst bubbles.
Let me Unburden you of that cash
Pff, you couldn't Unnerve a Zubat.
Pickup that verse, stop Screeching as you talk.
Also, you should crawl, Meowths weren't made to walk.
You learned to speak as a Last Resort
You were desperate for love, but you're too ugly to court.
Obviously you were turned down. Reason: You're a freak.
I'll Play Rough with you, right after Double Team.
Meowth: Ha! I'll shove you into a ball! (make it rain!)
Send you to the boss and get put into the Hall! (of fame)
Instead of raining with money I'll be snowing with diamonds!
You'll be stuck in Wonder Trade for ever, with energy siphoned.
I'm in Smash Bros, kick Ash, bro
Get on my level
When Team Rocket takes over
The whole world will tremble.
Liepard: Don't try to predict things you don't understand
That's like me trying to tell the future of Swords Dance.
This battle ends now with your head smashed on the pavement.
Go tell your team they're as barbarian as cavemen.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
For all of you who read my previous rap battle and thought it was the last, SIKE! Not really! (By the way, BlastyMusic was a joke account.) Hope you enjoy the weekly releases of Season 2 Pokemon Rap Battles. Peace!