I'm here.

I hope you guys all had a wonderful Christmas!

Sorry about not updating sooner, theres just been a lot of drama going on.

Anyways...

I hope you like this chapter, oh and my new story that I was talking about is out. It's called Blood Phoenix.

Also, I have submitted another story called Just Another Suicide, It's a SakuIta fic.

Take a look at it :)

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Recap:

"Psst!! Hinata!" Sai called, as Hinata grumbled in her sleep.

He shook her lightly as she turned towards him and punched him in the face, while sleeping. Sai fell down and held his face. What did he do? Nothing, but simply trying to wake up his friend. "Hinata." He said, putting his hands up in defense. Her eyes slowly slid open.

"Wha?" She sleepily said, as Sai sighed.

"I need advice." He said, as Hinata got up.

"With?"
"Uhm, I'm kinda having a hard time telling Temari about my whole situation." He honestly admitted as Hinata closed her eyes.

"Just tell her straight up."

"How?" Sai asked.

"Temari, I don't know how to put this any other way, but, I'm moving away." Hinata said, as Sai's face remained stoic.

Beach House Catastrophes

Chapter 21

Crabs

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"Hinata, that isn't going to work, Temari is sensitive even though she appears to be tough." He complained, as Hinata sat up in bed, making sure not to wake up Naruto.

"Well it would be the best way to tell her, I mean, she deserves the straight up truth yah know?" She stated, a yawn following her sentence.

Sai sat down onto the ground with his arms crossed. He was stumped. He couldn't decipher a way to tell his girlfriend that he was in fact moving away to America. That was like on the other side of the world. They would for sure have to break up, and he didn't want to do that to her. Also, he certainly wasn't old enough to move out and get his own apartment, and besides, he didn't even have a job to keep it if he ever did obtain one. Groaning, he fell onto his back as Hinata laid back down, closing her eyes hoping to fall asleep again.

"Either way you tell her Sai she will still be upset, just tell her as soon as possible so you can spend as much time as possible with her." She mumbled, changing her position.

Sai stood and slowly walked towards the door before a soft voice stopped him. "When are you moving?" The blond asked as he looked towards Naruto.

"Before school starts." He said, walking out of the room and into the hallway. When he got into his room, he saw her, sleeping soundly on the bed. She shivered slightly, wanting warmth. Sighing, he got back into bed and held her close, as she mumbled a few incoherent words from her dreaming. This was all he wanted, to be with her, together. But, unfortunately, they can't be together, for he was leaving for good, moving far far away.

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The sun was just rising and the beams of light penetrated the windows in Sakura's bedroom. Her eyes slowly slid open and the first thing that emitted from her throat was a yawn. Sitting up, she extended her arms outward in a stretching motion. She turned sleepily and looked over at the closet. Duct tape adorned it, as well as some glue on the hinges, thanks to her little buddy called the hot glue gun. She laughed softly as she hopped out of bed and walked into the bathroom. Knocking sounded from the closet as well as some muffled voices.

"Someone get me out of here!!" Sasori shouted, banging on the closet door. He was currently wrapped in a blanket that he had found on the shelf and was trying to ignore the large headache he had from Sakura. She had hit him over the head with a bottle. He kicked himself for letting her get the better of him, all because he took her spot in the bed. There really was a spider there. "I wonder where it went?" He thought as a loud scream sounded from the bathroom.

"SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura shouted, running out of the bathroom, tripping over the rug. Ino and Shikamaru ran into the room as Sakura got up and ran over towards them. She hid behind the blond girl as Shikamaru sighed. "What's wrong now?" He asked, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"There's a spider in the bathroom!!!" She shouted, as Ino screamed.
"Told you." A voice said from behind the closet door.

Ino and Shikamaru both looked over towards the door and then looked at Sakura. She looked at them and began to laugh sheepishly. "He tried stealing my spot on the bed." She said as Sasori grunted.

"But, Aren't you too, you know...together?" Ino asked as Sakura's eyes narrowed.

"No." She said, as Ino quirked an eyebrow.

"Then what are you going to do about the baby?" She asked as Sakura sighed.

"Just tell her Sakura." Sasori said.

"We are faking everything." Sakura said, as their eyes widened.
"Explain." Shikamaru demanded.

"Promise to keep it between the 4 of us." She said, holding out her pinky.

Shikamaru held his out, as did Ino and they promised. Sakura now sat down and took a deep breath.

"At first, I said I was pregnant to protect Ayama. She didn't want anyone knowing she was. Then, we had the tests done to prove she was and I wasn't. So we all made a deal to say I was to trick Sasuke. And its working." She said.

"But what about those medical files?" Ino asked as Sakura laughed.

"Fake, Deidara made them."

"He's actually that smart?" Shikamaru said in amazement.

"I guess." She thought out loud.

"Wait, hold on. Why are you doing this again?" Ino asked, as Sakura sighed.

"Because Sasuke threatened to tell my parents I was pregnant when I wasn't and it's just for laughs."

Ino nodded her head and Shikamaru let out an annoyed sigh. Today was going to be a long day. Sasori kept on banging on the door, as Ino looked over and couldn't suppress the laugh. "Sakura!! Haha! How did you get him in there?" She laughed hysterically, pointing towards the door. "I had to knock him out first." Sakura explained.

"Haha, very funny Sakura, now let me out." Sasori sarcastically remarked.

"That attitude wont get you out of there any faster you know." Sakura said, as Sasori complained.

"At any rate. We should go downstairs for breakfast. The others are already up." Shikamaru said, as they all agreed.

"Breakfast? I'm hungry!" Sasori yelled, as they walked towards the door.
"Too bad." Sakura said, before shutting the door behind her.

"Sakura!!!! Come back!!! ANYONE!!" He shouted, hoping someone would her his cries. But alas, no one did.

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The 3 of them walked down the stairs and into the kitchen to join the others. Naruto was humbly sitting at the table, eating what appeared to be eggs? He looked down at his plate sorrowfully as Hinata gave him a worried look. Sakura saw this and instantly froze where she was standing. Numerous of people gave her a weird look as she watched him eat.

"Naruto's not eating ramen?" She asked, as he shook his head.

"I'm not in the mood for it." He said, as Sakura put a hand on her chest and fell on the ground.

Dramatic much? She pretended to have a heart attack. The ramen lover Naruto, wasn't in the mood for the food that he held dear to his heart, the food that he might have loved more than Hinata, life itself! He didn't want it.

"Are you sick?" She asked, as he nodded his head.

"No, I just need to be healthier." He said. "I shall miss you ramen!"

"Anyways, who can't wait for the school year to start?" Temari asked, as a few people raised their hand.
"It's going to be fun!" Tenten exclaimed, cutting her french toast.

Sai looked over at a smiling Temari and then over towards Hinata. She gave him a sympathetic look before turning back to look at Tenten. He sighed, he would have to tell her tonight. Temari deserved to know. And the sooner, the better.

"I can wait." Sai said, as Temari looked at him, while drinking her orange juice.
"Why is that?" She asked curiously, as he shot his gaze to the floor.

"I'll tell you later." He said, as she shrugged it off and continued eating.

Itachi was sitting down at the end of the table reading a newspaper. He was on an interesting topic that was called 'Mystery Night Bash.' It seemed that there was going to be a huge beach party a few miles down the road tomorrow evening. Theres going to be food, drinks, games, event, fireworks, and music. It sounded like a lot of fun. As he continued reading, he noticed something else. One of the events held a prize for the winner. A trip to the Bahama's with any selective friends. A smirk played on his face. He hadn't had his honey moon yet.

"Is anyone doing anything tomorrow night?" He asked, as they all shook their heads. "Good, we are going to a Mystery Night Bash." He said.

"Count me out man." Kisame said, as he looked over at his best friend with a scowl.

"Why?"
"I'm not going anywhere near the sun for a while, I got wicked sunburn the other day." He said, as Naruto laughed, before smacking the noticeable red skin on the fish man.

He howled in displeasure as Naruto laughed so hard he fell out of his seat. Kisame whipped around, tears evident in his eyes. He saw a flurry of blond and started to yell.

"Deidara! What did I ever do to you!? Huh!?" He cried, as everyone looked at him.

"That is Naruto, Kisame." Ayama said.

"Oh. Where is Deidara then?" He asked, as Sasuke shrugged.
"He said something about sleeping in his hole from now on."

They all got up and ran over to the back door. As they exited the house, and got closer to the shore, they came across about a few dozen holes, each deeper than 6 feet. "Which hole do you think hes in." Sakura asked, as they shrugged.

"He could be in any of them." Kisame answered.

"Then lets each take a hole." She replied, as they all split up to search for him.

Neji was searching over by the water when he saw a blob of blond underneath something black and red. Sighing he cupped his hands around his mouth and began to shout.

"Found him!"

The teens came running over to the spot as Deidara sleepily opened his eyes. He looked around and saw everyone. It was then when he saw Kisame and Sasuke. His eyes began to water.

"You! I hate you! YEAH!" He said, pointing towards them. Standing up, he removed himself from his hole and took the black blanket off.

"Because of you two, yeah. I now have CRABS!!" He shouted, stomping his foot on the ground.

"Say what?" Tenten asked, looking at them.

"Ewww, crabs? Good thing I never slept with you Sasuke." Sakura joked, as Ino and Shikamaru laughed.

"Haha, you guys are funny yeah." He said, lifting his shirt up to reveal tiny crabs latched onto his skin.

"This is painful! Where is Danna!?" He cried, covering his face with his hands.

"Oh yeah, I forgot about him." Sakura remembered, as she put a hand on the back of her head. "Ino, Shikamaru lets go get him." She said, as they followed.

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His stomach grumbled as he sat against the door. Sasori had been locked in there for hours and he was deprived from sunlight and food. Also, he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. And he was definitely not going in his pants thats for sure. Sighing, he looked around, making sure to cross his legs.

"I really need to go. Badly." He whined, trying so hard to keep it in. He began to sweat. He heard the waves of the ocean in the background, making it harder for him to suppress that urge to go. "FUCK!" He shouted, squinting his eyes shut. This was the last straw.

He didn't want to wait any longer. Not caring about the door, he broke through and ran across the room and into the bathroom. In this bathroom there was a toilet and a urinal, Itachi's dad was very dead set on those things. He approached the urinal and started to go, until he heard someone 'ahem' behind him.

He turned around to see Itachi on the toilet, reading a newspaper. He looked mad. "Do you mind?" He said, hiding himself with the paper. "No." Sasori said, turning back around.

"Sakura! The door is broken!" Ino yelled as she walked in.

"Maybe hes in the bathroom." Shikamaru said, as they opened the door to see both boys there.

"This is so embarrassing." Itachi whispered, as Sasori was washing his hands.

"Oh, my bad." Sakura snickered, as they backed away and shut the door.

"GET OUT!!" He yelled, as everyone flinched. Sasori looked at him before moving towards the door.

"Whatever, but I had no idea you like to read cosmetology magazines behind newspapers." He exclaimed, as Itachi's eyes narrowed.

"They have good hair tips!" He stated, before throwing his shoe at Sasori. "Now get out!"

"Fine! Jeez, your so touchy." The red head stated, walking out of the bathroom and shutting the door.

"Finally." Itachi sighed, going back to his magazine. "Now I can finish this article about pantene hair products." He laughed softly, as he got back to his reading.

If only Ayama new.

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Cori: This chapter is a bit weird.

Sasori: Tell me about it.

Sakura: Don't forget to read Cori's new story called 'Blood Phoenix'!

Itachi: Also, don't forget to check out her other one called 'Just another suicide'.

Cori: Well, just don't forget to review, nice readers.

Naruto: RAMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deidara: Why do I have crabs?
Cori: Because you slept in a hole.