However, while the Turtle group was stowing away in their vehicle, SB's group was facing trouble with their own vehicle. The carriage's wheels broke down on the side of a road. Lana was now in the middle of repairing the old set of wheels.
"That oughta do it!" Lana said, happily said. "And all it took was just the superglue inside Patrick's belly button!"
"May I ask why you carry superglue in your belly button?" Sandy asked.
"For a genius like you Sandy," Patrick responded. "You still haven't learned not to question my logic."
"Yeah, you've got a point." Sandy said.
"Um guys, where are the horses?" Spongebob asked, as in front of the carriage, the horses were gone.
"Okay guys, enough with the vanishing act!" Spongebob laughed, as he tried to call the horses.
"I think they're really gone, Spongebob." Lana said.
"I'm sure they're just foaling around!" Luan laughed.
"You don't need a horse, guys!" Patrick said. "I can take on the duty of a horse!" Patrick put the strap on his mouth, neighed, and carried on with the carriage, except the strap broke off the carriage. "That is one weak rope!" Patrick said.
"Now we don't have anything to pull us!" Spongebob said.
"Nonsense Spongebob, you just have to put your faith in the wind." Patrick said.
"Put your faith in the….this is a carriage, not no sailboat!" Sandy said.
"Well duh, Sandy! Why would the wind push a carriage?"
"You just said you have to put your faith in the wind!" Sandy said.
"Oh that! I was just remembering something I read on a fortune cookie." Patrick said, as he lifted the remains of the cookie in his pocket. "Why would they put paper in there if it doesn't taste good?"
However, the wind started to come, as it suddenly pushed the carriage slowly.
"The paper was right!" Patrick happily said, until the carriage rolled downhill on the road.
"The carriage!" everyone called out as they tried chasing after the thing down the road. The carriage was speeding down the hill, as all the others were running after it. Of course, Patrick tripped on a pebble and started rolling down the long road, knocking the other five with him. As all of them were hit halted by a tree on their right, they saw the carriage a few feet away, break through a bar and slide down a rocky road, landing safely on the grass. The six ran to see the cart safe, until a wheel slid off.
"Eh, I can fix it." Lana said. BOOM! The carriage suddenly exploded, sending all of the pieces flying, as a giant flame was now in it's position.
"Was there a bomb in that?!" Lola asked shrieking.
"Huh, that's the last time I listen to a piece of paper." Patrick said.
After that, the crew decided to visit the nearby diner in the same area. The whole place was half-filled, as Patrick was busy stuffing his face with his food, which disgusted the cooks, while Lana ate with her hands. He was done with the plate as he gave a loud burp, along with Lana.
"Geez, did your parents raise you two to eat like barn animals?" Sandy asked.
"It's just our preferred way of eating!" Lana happily said, as she stuck fries in her mouth, and then squirted ketchup in her mouth.
"Yep, and now for the entrée!" Patrick then took a bite of the plate.
"Well, that was the last of my money." Spongebob said. "But at least we have our tummys filled up!"
"I just hope Lincoln and my sisters are alright." Luan said. "That sitter was more devise with her plans than me on April Fools Day!"
"I can't believe all of this ruckus is over a babysitter!" Sandy said. "What young girl would have this much hate in her heart?"
"I don't know, but it feels like I have so much beans pouring past my heart!" Patrick said, as he continued to chow down on the food.
"We need to find a way back to the others, fast!" Spongebob said, pounding on the table. However, the focus on the current conflict was broken as the diner's glass doors were pushed open. The figures that pushed it didn't have the same average size as humans, as they couldn't be seen over the dining tables. The group turned their attention to the gang, trying to get a glimpse of the two small figures. They were all astonished to see the two, as they weren't humans. The two figures slowly took short steps to the counter stools, as their beards were dragging on the floor.
These two figures consisted of a red cat with a blue nose, and a chihuahua. The cat had a derpy looking expression, as if it had no brain, while the chihuahua had an emotionless expression. As the cat jumped on the stool, the chiuahua took an agonizing climb to the stool. The sound of strained muscles were heard as the dog climbed up the stool.
"Can I get you two anything?" the waiter asked completely annoyed. The dog tried to speak, but all that came out of it's mouth was wheezing, and more wheezing. "You?" the waiter asked, as the cat was drooling. "Sorry, we can't take your orders if you're not ordering anything! Also, no pets allowed!" the waiter responded. Soon, the cat and the dog walked out, still in a very slow manner.
"Who were they?" Lola asked.
"Those were the weirdest looking cats and dogs I've ever seen!" Lana said. "Let's keep them!" Lana and Lola cheered as they ended up running outside after the dogs, with the crew running after them. SB quickly put a tip on the side of the table.
The twins ran outside and ran to the two animals, who were still walking slow, as they both stood in front of the two animals.
"Hey, where are you two going?" Lana asked.
The two still stood with blank expressions.
"Do you two have a home?" Lola asked, as the two didn't respond with the blank expressions.
"I've never seen a cat or a dog like these two fellers!" Sandy said.
"I've never seen a cat or a dog with a beard before!" Luan said. "Guess that facts a grower!" she laughed.
"I don't think they can speak!" Lana said, as she quickly hugged the cat. "It's okay little guy, you're coming home with us!"
Lola then hugged the Chihuahua. "We'll be the bestest of friends!" However, something snapped inside the dog at that moment. It started to shake, and it's eyes started to become bloodshot, as it looked like it was about to explode.
"TAKE YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF ME, YOU OVERWEIGHT, ATROCIOUS BEAST!" the dog said, as this made Lola's eyes widen. "DID…DID YOU JUST…?" Lola couldn't believe what she just heard.
Stimpy then gave a loud cough, as Lana had his attention on the cat. Stimpy then coughed up a giant hairball. "Looks like you forgot to take your medicine today, Ren!" Stimpy said.
"Stimpy, you EDDIOT, we don't have any medicine! We haven't had medicine in the last 15 years!" Ren responded.
"Holy cow, you two can talk!" Lana said.
"Of course we can talk, stupid girl!" Ren responded.
"Hey, you do not talk to my sister that way!" Lola responded to the dog.
"I can talk to her anyway I want, and if you have a problem with that…THEN I'LL GAUGE YOUR EYES OUT WITH MY TWO PAWS!" Ren responded, while shoving his face in front of Lola's.
"DO NOT YELL AT ME OR MY SISTER OR I WILL SHOVE MY TIARA DOWN YOUR THROAT, YOU STUPID ANIMAL!" Lola screamed at Ren, which made him sstart to shake in fear.
"I have to apologize about Ren." Stimpy said. "He can be a bit mad when he hasn't eaten!"
"I'd say, you're looking a little husky!" Luan told Ren. "Get it?"
"Oh man, we had it all!" Ren said. "We had it all!" Ren was still struggling to move again.
"Ren, those days are over!" Stimpy said. "Remember, the sun shines on another day!"
"TAKE YOUR SUN AND SHOVE IT!" Ren shouted, as he was still looking psychotic. "Those stupid mothers! We had everything!"
"I know it's none of my business but what is Ren sad about?" Spongebob asked.
"THAT WE LOST OUR AWARDS TO A BUNCH OF BABIES!" Ren shouted.
"Oh, he's just sad because we don't have our show anymore." Stimpy responded.
"You two used to have a TV show?" Luan asked.
"Of course we did! We were the biggest stars back then!" Stimpy said, as the story was now being told.
TO BE CONTINUED...