I still have a bad feeling about Russia... meh.
Yo Tex. I'm really happy I hid this laptop under my bed now. Russia locked me in my own room (which sadly doesn't have a window or any means of escape), took all of my weapons (even my precious M1911s) and left my dogs outside. Oh, and lets not forget to mention that he keeps on sliding these Russian citizenship applications under the door and telling me he won't let me out 'til I fill them in. My poor Austin! He's terrified of thunder, but it looks like Houston is calming him down well enough. Crap, sounds like Russia's coming up the stairs again, gotta go now bye!
Feeling like an idiotic damsel in distress,
Texan
P.S. Is Houston happy now that it's finally rained?
Mi Amigo,
That's good, I had thought had chloroformed you or somethin'. Well I'm going to be there soon so just hold tight, okay?
… Well that blows when he denies you the right to arms. Now I really want to shoot that Russian. I remember when Mex denied me the rights to arms... That ended with me shooting her in the foot and runnin' away to make my own country but your probably going to have some variation on that. Minus the makin' your own country bit.
Ha, my Austin love thunder- no matter how many times I tell her not to go outside barefoot she always does that. And then goes and jumps in Barton Springs while it's teaming and thundering out. She's weird I tell you.
Well, not like you agreed to play that role,
Walker "Texas" Jones
P.S. Well.. I can't say that Houston is happy- he's come with me to help you and isn't to pleased to hear that one of his citizens is being help hostage in his own house. ('pleased' as in puppy kicking anger.) But with the rain- he's satisfied.
Puppy kicking anger- a random quote-ish thing that my friend uses to describe someone who is really really angry.