Here it is, I would like to congratulate Adrian Neville and Oliver Grey for being the first NXT Tag Team Champions and also for Jack Swagger finally main eventing WrestleMania for the first time. Enough talk enjoy!
Chapter 21: Revolution
MONDAY NIGHT
Last night's shocking events were being shown as we were all still trying to wrap our heads around the situation and that not only in addition that we do not have a WWE Championship but John Cena will be fired as Vince was already out in the ring with John Laurinitis.
"Last night CM Punk walked out on this company with the WWE Championship in tow, now I did try to stop him but even though I will deal with John Cena later tonight however I would like to call out a certain individual who did not answer my call to save the title last night so Samoa Joe come on down here right now!" Vince called him out.
Loose cannon hit as the Intercontinental Champion and the Raw Money in the Bank winner made his way down to the ring as the Samoan Submission Machine was not even intimidated by the presence of the Chairman of WWE and was given a mic.
"Now Joe, I would first like to congratulate you on your win last night and also would like to ask…WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!" he now turned to that tone as the look was of pure anger. "When I call for you, you answer it so tell me right now why I shouldn't fire you right now?" Vince said making the threat.
Joe had a smirk on his face. "Vince…you wanna know why I didn't come running last night? It's simple I don't take orders from anyone especially if you are the big man here, but my main reason I didn't is that out of the guys here in this company that I do have some respect for…CM Punk is a guy I have a lot of respect for, he and I go way back and what he's been doing these past few weeks has been years of anger and frustration and when he left with the title was his way of saying you and this company are not invincible, because it took balls to do it and he has more than anyone in this company." Joe stated it as the boss looked a little bit mad.
"That's your final answer?" Vince asked.
Joe just stood there defiant.
"Very well then, SAMOA JOE YOU'RE….not fired, as a matter of fact I finally have someone who will speak the truth and won't be afraid to back it up as you will when you defend your Intercontinental title and Money in the Bank briefcase in a handicap match against Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger." Vince announced as Joe's look did not change.
The match got started as both men attacked him but Joe ended up taking them both out using his briefcase as a weapon as they quickly retreated from the ring and Joe stood tall and knowing he has the attention of the unwanted kind.
LATER ON
"Ow-Ow-Ow my eye hurts I think it might just pop out and leave me." I said as I had an ice pack over my wounded eye.
"Hurts…to…talk…sentences…Ow." Storm said as he was nursing his bruised ribs.
We were still feeling the battle wounds of last night's title defence and a good thing we were not scheduled to fight tonight giving us the night off and watching tonight's events as then the locker room door opened and in came another man who was also feeling last night's all out ladderpalooza.
"Yo Those Guys how's it hanging?" it was Kalin Kessler and he was clutching his ribs from the ladder shot he received in last night's Money in the Bank match.
"Lot of pain, ice packs and painkillers and we'll be in fighting shape." I said.
"So what brings you here? Let me guess Ms. Torres still not taking to your advances?" Storm asked.
"Well actually BD we're now about to become official and that will be happening later tonight once I win this number one contender's match for the United States title I will be taking her to this finest restaurant in Toronto and ask her for us to go to the next level." Kessler said as we were actually impressed he lasted this long with her.
"Sweet dude but just out of asking where is this fine place?" I asked.
"The Corner Bistro why?" Kessler said as we both face palmed at the same time.
"Really dude? Are you trying to look like a cheapskate?" I said.
"It's the number one thing for Canadians to take your date to a real fancy meal even on the first one." Storm chimed in as it hurt him to talk.
"No it's not that it's just all the good places are full." Kessler complained.
Storm them took out his phone and told Kessler to relax.
"Hey it's me…yeah been a while, how's the family?….good to hear, hey listen can I ask a favor …as always man…usual spot…yeah that too and all in the name of Kalin Kessler…cool ok usual seats for you and the family?…no problem ok talk to you tomorrow…alright bye." Storm said hanging up the phone and turned to Kessler. "You can thank me later." he said.
"Dude you are a lifesaver how can I repay you?" Kessler asked.
"Actually do you have any Rocky Horror show tickets?" Storm asked.
"Yeah I do but I was going to take Eve there but guess I can part with them for this favor " Kessler said handing him the tickets. "Now excuse me gentlemen I have a number one contender's spot to win." he said leaving.
As Storm looked smug he got free tickets I knew about him wanting those.
"You planned this didn't you?" I asked as he smirked. "Why that show?" I asked him.
"In two weeks it's mine and Scarlett's anniversary and I wanted to do something special for her and this happens to be her favorite thing to see." Storm explained.
"Looks like someone's getting laid." I said as he nodded knowing that all too well.
LATER ON
The end of the night approached and Vince was ready to fire John Cena as per the stipulation of last night's match.
"JOHN CENA YOU'RE-"
The game hit as it was the return of Triple H who wore his business suit as he made his way down and entered the ring and had a mic.
"Vince…I'm here to give a message from the Board of Directors, your actions as of late have been questionable and that also John Cena will not be fired." Hunter announced as Cena and the crowd was relieved to hear that.
"But because of your actions the Board has sent me to tell you that…you are relieved of your duties." Hunter made the shocking announcement as Vince was in disbelief. "They also named your replacement…it's me…I love you pop." he said as he left almost breaking down into tears.
We watched on seeing the former Chairman weeping in the middle of the ring.
"Things are changing." I said.
"For better or worse?" Storm asked.
MONDAY NIGHT
The night kicked off with the Chief Operator of Operations Triple H announcing that Raw and SmackDown will be joint shows and also there will be a new WWE Champion crowned tonight, however something was a miss…
LATER ON
COO's OFFICE
"Hey it's Those Guys." Hunter said as we entered his office.
"Chief." I said.
"Bossman." Storm said.
"So what can I do for you both?" Hunter asked.
"Well there is something…why?" I asked looking serious.
"Why…?" Hunter asked.
"Why aren't we in?" Storm asked.
"Not in?…Oh! To get in the password is Baloney one" Hunter said.
"No! Not that." I said in a low voice being discreet. "And really they changed it to that? It's a spa why do we need a password anyway?" I said.
"No idea so if it's not that then…Oh it's about the WWE title tournament, look you're both not one hundred percent and I would've wanted you at your best so I gave other guys the opportunity so don't take it personally it's just business and anyway once you both get the go ahead from your doctors I'll be considering both of you for future title shots." Hunter said as we nodded agreeing with that.
"Ok so what do we do in the meantime?" I asked.
"How about we have Those Guys on commentary tonight for the main event…the new WWE Champion Rey Mysterio defending against John Cena!" Hunter announced.
"Dude we're going to need some duck tape." Storm said looking to me.
LATER ON
The way it is hit as we came out and it surprised the WWE Universe as we made out way down with a tray of four cups of coffee as we greeted the fans at ringside as we approached the announce table as we shook hands with King but Cole was still weary of us after we pacified him a few weeks ago, as we then gave a cup of the coffee to King then we passed one to Cole and Storm took his as we both made our way to our seats.
"Hey guys were commentating again." I said getting my headset on.
"Good to have you guys here again and thanks for the coffee's this does get tiring from time to time." King said sipping his cup.
Cole was looking a bit confused. "Cole why aren't you drinking yours? Oh now come on your not sore about the whole taping you to the chair and gagging you?" Storm asked.
"C'mon Cole it's a peace offering for the whole duck tape thing and just to show we'll respect you journalistic integrity and questioning." I said as he took the cup and sipped it.
"Alright fine guys I accept your peace offering and we'll broadcast this match with integrity and insight so why aren't you both in the title tournament?" Cole asked us as he took a sip from his coffee.
"The COO said we're not one hundred percent and until we've got the all clear it's the bench for us." Storm said sipping his cup.
"That sucks a little for you two and Xander you never received your rematch for the WWE title did you?" King asked me as he sipped his cup.
"Yeah it does but we will get our shots in the future which will be very soon so until then we watch and wait." I said.
Time is now hit as the challenger made his way out wanting to regain the WWE Championship after he lost it at Money in the Bank was now given his second chance as he made his way down the ramp and into the ring as he threw his hat and shirt to the crowd and posed to them as he awaited for his opponent.
Booyakah 619 hit as the new WWE Champion came out and he got a huge reaction from the crowd as this would be his first title defence only after beating The Miz to become champion, he made his way down touching heads with the young masked fans and entered the ring and held up the title as the ref took the belt held it up signifying it was a championship match.
"Here we go guys WWE title on the line again tonight." King said.
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the WWE Championship!" Justin Roberts announced.
"Introducing first the challenger, from West Newberry Massachusetts weighing in at 247 pounds…John Cena!" as he was introduced Cena posed to the crowd.
"Next from San Diego California weighing in at 195 pounds, he is the WWE Champion…Rey Mysterio!" he announced him as Rey also posed to the crowd holding up the title.
The bell rand and the match was underway.
"This is going be epic tonight." I said.
"One for the ages." Storm said.
"Alright guys now to ask…ugh…who will win tonight, besides you two?" Cole began the mocking as also he held his stomach lightly.
"I thought you were planning on being professional Cole?" King said.
"King don't worry we'll answer it with this…it's an even contest but I'd say Cena will walk out with the title." I said.
"Nope dude it has to be Rey Rey, I mean can't we have a WWE Champion that is not John Cena for a change." Storm said as I could hear the frustration in his voice.
"Since when did you have a problem with Cena?" I asked.
"I'm not the only guy who "Has a problem" it's more of that I don't like him ok, there I said it, I do not like John Cena." Storm said being honest.
As then Mysterio hit the inverted bulldog, 1-2-NO CENA KICKS OUT!
"That was a close one there!" King said.
"Wait Michael you just admitted you do not like John Cena?" Cole asked as Storm nodded. "You're such a hypocrite!" Cole said as he held his stomach as it looked like he was in pain.
"Hey Cole you ok?" King asked.
Cole's eyes went wide and his face was going red. "OH GOD!" he just threw off his headset and leaped out of his seat and was running all the way to the back.
"What just happened there?" King asked us.
We looked to one another with devious look on our faces. "Well we knew he'd do this again and we knew he would be prepared for the duck tape so we did a more subtle approach." As Storm presented a bottle of laxatives.
"He won't be back for a while, how many did we give him?" I asked.
Storm shook the bottle as it was half empty." Uh enough to for him to make the bathroom here his new home for a week." he said as King was laughing his ass off.
"Cena's got Mysterio up and counter!" King said as Cena was in between the ropes and was set up.
"Dial it up guys!" I said.
SIX ONE NI-NO CENA GOT OUT OF THE WAY!
"Cena takes him up and…slams him to the mat and oh we know where this is going!" Storm said sounding annoyed.
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!" the crowd chanted as Cena went off the ropes and HE NAILS THE FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE!
Cena then saluted. "Here we go, get ready for the ride!" I said.
"Cena has him up ATTITUDE AD-NO REY GOT OUT!" King said.
Rey then countered and dropkicked him from behind and he landed in between the ropes and for the second time SIX ONE NINE!
"Rey's gonna do it! Get the win Rey Rey!" Storm said rooting for him as Rey went up.
"Going for it and SPLA-NO CENA GOT HIS KNEES UP!" King said not believing it.
Cena grabbed Rey took him up on his shoulders…HE NAILS HIM WITH THE ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT! 1-2-3! JOHN CENA IS WWE CHAMPION ONCE MORE!
"Oh really? Ugh guess we have to see this for another year. "Storm complained.
"Here is you winner and new WWE Champion…John Cena!" Justin Roberts announced as Cena was handed the championship.
"Cena did it he's the new champion and-"
As then entrance music sounded and all of us including Cena were a little confused to who it was as then on the titantron the words "Best In The World" were shown and Living Colour- Cult of Personality hit as the name of…
"CM PUNK?" King said out loud.
"No way." Storm said.
As then on top of the ramp Punk showed himself with the WWE title he took with him around his waist.
"He's back." I said as Punk made his way down shocking the WWE with his return, he entered the ring and held up the WWE title as Cena could not believe it as now things have taken a turn in another direction.
"Two WWE Champions?" King said as it was the most bizarre sight of my life.
"Guys I do believe this change has gotten more complicated." Storm said.
Change can be a good thing but also have repercussions.
Triple H is in charge? CM Punk has returned? So what now? And how will Those Guys respond to this?
What you think? Reviews please!
