Turning Ouran upside down. Chapter 21- Day 2 and Glee?
Let me hold your crown babe."
When I finished playing I realized I had put them to sleep. It might be because it was boring, they were tired, or I was singing softly because it was late, I don't know. Even Leon had crashed. I carefully put his guitar back in the case and hung mine back up. I then laid back down, laying my head right beside Kyoya's but having my body diagonal. Like an arrow. I soon went to sleep too, dreaming of brightly colored tents and earthy smelling smoke.
Leon's POV
I wake up in a strange place. Where the heck am I? Oh right, Alice's teepee. I lay on my back, just looking at the patchwork tarp. Their teepee is much more interesting than ours. You can hang stuff instead of piling it, its huge, it's so multicolored you could see it from… well, Japan, and it has Alice in it. I raise up a little and find that the teepee is empty of most of the guys but Alice and Kyoya are still asleep. I can't believe a guy like him get's a girl like that. Hmm, a girl like that. I pull my guitar out of the case, I don't remember putting it up, and pull out some wadded up paper and a pen from my pocket. I start to write the beginnings of a song.
"Kyoya is a friend
Yeah, I know he's been
A new friend of mine
But today something's changed
That ain't hard to define
Kyoya's got himself a girl
And I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's loving him with that body
I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her
In his arms late
Late at night
You know I wish that I had Kyoya's girl
I wish that I had Kyoya's girl
Where can I find a woman like that
I play along with the charade
There doesn't seem to be a reason to stray
You know, I feel so dirty
When they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her
But the point is probably moot
Cos' she's watching him with those eyes
And she's loving him with that body
I just know it
And he's holding her
In his arms late
Late at night
You know I wish that I had Kyoya's girl
I wish that I had Kyoya's girl
Where can I find a woman like that
Like Kyoya's girl
I wish that I had Kyoya's girl
Where can I find a woman
Where can I find a woman like that
And I'm looking in the mirror all day
Wonderin what she don't see in me
I've been funny
I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way loves' supposed to be
Tell me, where I can find a woman like that
You know, I wish that I had Kyoya's girl
I wish that I had Kyoya's girl
I want Kyoya's girl
Where can I find a woman like that, like
Kyoya's girlI wish that I had Kyoya's girl
I want,
I want Kyoya's girl"
I sing and write. When I finally get it right, I sing it louder. Not really loud but loud enough for someone other that me to hear. Which they did. I heard a small cough from beside me and I turned to see Kyoya and Alice sitting and listening. I felt my whole face get red and I quickly packed up my guitar.
"I'm sorry. I-I'll just go." I say, jumping up and running out.
"Leon! Wait!" yells Alice, running after me.
I ignore her and run faster. She catches up and tackles me. On our way down, my guitar case hits her in the head and the clasp cuts her cheek. She wrestles my hands and pins me down. Way too easily for a girl.
"Would you listen to me? I love the song and I'm flattered but I'm sorry. I really like Kyoya. But you don't have to be so damn embarrassed. You can still be our friend, Kauru kind of admitted he liked me too and he's still our friend. Please come and have some breakfast with us?" She asks, those ocean eyes pleading.
She just wants us all to get along so she doesn't have to be the cause of drama. I see that. I just think that no one will ever get along in that group. I smile at her and she get's off of me. She holds out her hand and I take it, letting her pull me up. We go and eat breakfast, me receiving a few looks from Kyoya. And I tell them about the little beach in town.
"No way! Really? We should go today!" Alice says, excited.
"We didn't bring swimsuits daughter." Tamaki points out.
"Swim in your boxers." she says, shrugging.
Everyone, me included, blushes.
"What? Fine, don't swim. Mitskuni wouldn't you like to play in the waves? Tamaki I'm sure there are a lot of girls there who would love you. Hikaru, Kauru, we can have a water gun fight. Please?" she asks.
They all look at each other and seem to agree but then I think of something.
"What will you wear, Alice?" I ask.
"See, he calls me Alice." she points out to Hikaru.
"But you're still Kitten to us." he says grinning.
"Hmm Kitten. I like it. So what will you wear… Kitten." I say as she glares at me.
"I guess some gym shorts and my bra. Now don't ya'll start blushing, it's just like a bathing suit." she says as we all start blushing.
"Orange." Kyoya mumbles and Alice smothers him with a cushion.
All of the other guys snicker and I ask, "What? What's orange?"
"It's a tragedy! My dear daughter has been deprived of her innocence!" Tamaki wailed, I was getting the idea he was a bit delusional, "Kyoya went to wake up my dear daughter to go to school. She does not like to be woken up you see, and she didn't know he was supposed to come and pick her up instead of our other friend Haruhi. So she picked up the first thing her hand landed on and threw it at him. It just happened to be… um."
"Her neon orange bra." Kyoya finished from under the cushion.
As I thought about this, Alice pulled the cushion off of Kyoya's face and started beating him with it.
"Would you stop teasing me about that? Thanks." she said as she sat on his chest.
We all walked down to the bath house, Alice with a pair of gym shorts. We changed out of our shirts and Alice put on the gym shorts and put on a jacket. We got a lot of stares and some glares because we all looked pretty messy and scruffy. Alice had put up her hair in a way that unless you were at a certain angle, she looked like a boy. I'm sure she didn't want to be questioned about walking through town with a bunch of shirtless boys. We arrived at the beach and found a secluded little spot. We pulled off our shorts, blushing the whole time, and Alice unzipped her jacket. She was right, unless you knew that it was a bra, like we did, it looked like a swimsuit. She ran down to the water, followed by Mitskuni, the twins, Takashi, and Tamaki. I started to follow but something Kyoya said stopped me cold.
"If you try anything I can have you killed." he said.
I wonder what he meant. I know it was about Alice but what would be so serious as to have to have me killed? When she said Kauru kind of confessed did that have something to do with it.
"Also, if you go digging around in our business I don't think you'll see the light of day ever again." he said coldly, as if reading my mind.
Creepy. I just walked down to the water calmly and jumped in with Alice and everyone else, forgetting Kyoya. After a minute or two he came down and joined us. We splashed and swam until it got almost completely dark. We walked out and pulled on our dry clothing and headed back. We all crashed in Alice's teepee again. I have a feeling there will be many more nights of that.
Hey again! The song is Jesse's girl by Rick Springfield. I just changed it to Kyoya's girl and changed a few of the other words. Just a spoof is all it is. AN INNOCENT SPOOF I TELL YOU!