How to get kicked out of Walmart

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia all rights go to their owner and so is the list of 333 Ways to get kicked out of Walmart.

Number 22:

Test the fishing rods and see what you can "Catch" from the other aisles

Victim: Prussia

"So France, Spain and my Little Frau" Prussia began smiling sweetly "What makes you think you three can have fun behind The Awesome Prussia's back?"

Prussia glared at the so called three friends of his. They all grinned sheepishly, their back facing each other. Eclipsia, France and Spain all were currently tied up together by a very angry Prussian in front of them. How did this happen? Well...

~Flashback

Prussia strutted down the halls of the World meeting Building, his ego was big as usual and he felt awesome as always. But he frowns. He hasn't seen France, Spain or his new friend Eclipsia for weeks now. In fact he hasn't seen them since America started doing this "getting kicked out of Walmart". Suspicious.

Very Suspicious.

Prussia snorted, 'Like zey'll leave me out of all ze fun'

Unfortunately his suspicions were confirmed by a certain micro-nation. Prussia stopped by the door and listen to the little micro-nation in wonder of what he was speaking about. He pressed his ear to the door and hears Sealand began to chatter nonstop but unfortunately Prussia couldn't hear very well behind the locked door. "Spain...Walmart" then "Eclipsia...hostess" and lastly" France...kicked out"

Prussia chuckled darkly

~~~~ And Now

"Okay fine Prussia you can get kicked out of Walmart next" Eclipsia pouted not liking being tied up" The next assignment is on that fishing pole"

Prussia walks over to the pole and reads a note attached to it. He smirks and lets out a "keseseese".

"This is too easy for the awesome Prussia!"

~~~Walmart

Prussian walks, more like swagger, into Walmart full confidante that he'll be kicked out. After all if Japan could than so could he! Prussia chuckled silently as he grabs a ladder from the House Fixing Department, 'Walmart I, the Awesome Prussia will take over your vital regions!'

And with that Prussia climbed the ladder and onto the shelves. Laughing to himself, he swings the rod back and then lets the line fly~! Somewhere in Walmart a customer is enjoying a burger from the indoor McDonalds and when I mean customer I mostly mean Alfred dressed up as a bald guy.

"Oh burger I love you soo much~" Alfred licked his lips and opened his mouth.

Chomp!

"OW!"Alfred shouted "I BIT MYSELF-WAIT? WHERE'S MY BURGER?"

"Keseseses" Prussia laughed" I got a burger? Che I can get something better!Something worthy of my awesomeness!"

And so Prussia did. Infact other being just super awesome and showing it he found soemthing else to enjoy.

The joys of fishing in Walmart!

But sadly the poor Prussian couldn't find any these were his other catches:

A Prom dress

A poster of Justin Beiber

The new Nintendo DS

Someone's pants

French maid dress

A wig

An Apple Phone

And the security guards keys

Then Finally as if Prussia lost all hope of finding the perfect thing to show his awesomeness he finally found it! He pulls back the casting line of the fishing pole and reeled it in. He grunts from its heaviness and grins. 'This MUST be the awesome thing I've been waiting for!' Prussia thought reeling the object in as fast as he could. As he did he pulled it up and found...a satchel!

"Hey a satchel!" Prussia grinned and slung it around his shoulder, "Hm I make it look good too!Just shows my hotness is unbeatable!"

-Yank-Yank-

Huh? Prussia looked down to see an old lady smiling up at him

"Sonny if I were you I would give back this old woman back her purse" the old lady said kindly

"Purse?"Prussia shook his head laughing "Sorry Frau but this is a STACHEL!And I won't giving it up!"

The old lady frowned and sighed "I see, I guess we have to do this the hard way then, dear"

Hard way?

-Five minutes later

"AUGHHH! I GI\VE UP! I GIVE UP YOU WIN!"Prussia cried out

The old lady frowns and pulled Prussia by the ear "I ain't letting you off the hook this easy! You were a bad boy, Bobby!BAD!BAD! Wait till we go home! You'll get a good spankin!"

Prussia gasped 'NOOOO ANYTHING BUT THE SPANKIN!'

~!~!~!~!~!Extended Ending

"Ah Mon amour why are you pouting?"

"'h mi friend" Eclipsia sighed"I'm sad"

"Por que mi hermosa?" Spain asked

"Well for starters...THAT DUMBASS LEFT US TIED UP!"