Previously on Total Drama Island we were down to eight contestants and Friedrich and Eva's rivalry came to a boiling point as they ended up going head to head in the brunch of disgustingness challenge. Delacacies from grasshopper pizza to monkey brains were dined on, but in the end, it was Eva who pulled out the win, sending Friedrich home packing once and for all. With only seven contestants remaining, who will join him at Playa Des Losas today? For the answer to this and more, you'll just have to stay tuned for today's exciting episode of Total. Drama. Island!
(Intro plays)
Back at the cafeteria, several of the contestants are having trouble eating anything after the events of yesterday. Doing their best they shove some food down. Nate takes a glance over to where Alice would be sitting, but doesn't see her there.
*Confessional*
Nate: I honestly have no idea WHAT yesterday was. Should...should I say something?
*End Confessional*
Eva smirks after seeing who was left.
*Confessional*
Eva:It's so nice to have that loser gone for good this time. With the competition left, I should have this thing in the bag.
*End Confessional*
Vincent is trying not to vomit after looking at the food.
*Confessional*
Vincent: I can't believe i'm still here. Top 7! That's crazy! Still, after yesterday, I don't think i'm going to be able to eat...well...anything for a while. Ugh...it still smells like feet in there. It ALMOST smells better in HERE.
*End Confessional*
It's at this point that Chris walks in. "Howdy everyone! Congrats on making it to the top 7! Are you all enjoying your morning?" He doesn't wait for them to respond. "Great! Because we're going to have another challenge right now. Drop what you're doing and let's go!"
With some grumbling, the group of them follow Chris to their next location.
Following Chris, he eventually leads them to a giant pile of junk and parts. Putting his hands behind his back he smiles. "All right guys. Today, we're going to see how just how creative you can be. Behind me I have a giant pile of scrap and parts. Your job is to make a working bicycle out of these parts. You're going to have one hour to do this. And for those of you who don't know how to make a bike..." Moving his hands out from behind his back, he lobs a large book onto the ground in front of them. "Feel free to share this book. With that, have fun guys! See you in an hour." Smirking, he puts his hands back behind him and walks off.
*Confessional*
Vincent: Did he just say "oh, go build a bike"? Are you serious? How the HELL is that EASY?!
*End Confessional*
Eva smirks as she looks at the pile of scrap
*Confessional*
Eva: Build a bike? Please. This is a going to be a piece of cake
*End Confessional*
Everyone begins to rummage through the parts as they find assorted pieces such as wheels. Izzy grabs a myriad of parts that seemingly wouldn't go well together at all, a big grin on her face as she does so. Everyone seems to be accounted for though except for Alice who seems to be a no show. Nate sighs as he looks around not seeing her.
*Confessional*
Nate: Ugh. Still no sign of her. This is starting to get awkward. I need to talk to her about last night. But how the hell do you get ahold of that girl? She's like a ninja ghost.
*End Confessional*
The one who seems to be having the most trouble is Vincent who was attempting to put a tire where the handlebar should be. He scratches his head as he looks over the abomination. "Something...isn't quite right here." He says to himself as he looks at it.
Luckily for Charlie, he isn't doing AS poorly as Vincent, but that bar's set pretty low. As he's working, he drops a wrench, a piece of the bike falling off. He curses lightly under his breath, causing Gwen to notice what he's doing from aways away.
*Confessional*
Gwen: Ha, It looks like building bikes wasn't on Chuck's resume. I guess I should help him. I mean, we ARE in an alliance after all.
*End Confessional*
Taking a deep breath, Gwen wheels her half finished bike over to Charlie. "Hey Chuck. How are you doing over here?" Her question was answered as the chain fell off his bike, causing another string of mild obscenities. Hearing her voice, Charlie turns to Gwen. "Oh! Hey Gwen. Sorry, but this STUPID bike won't-" Gwen does her best to casually put a hand on Charlie's shoulder. "Well Alliance buddy, let me give you a few tips." It's then that Gwen realizes she's touching Charlie and does her best to fight back a blush.
*Confessional*
Gwen: Gah! Why is this HARD all of a sudden? I've touched Chuck plenty of times! (she crosses her arms) stupid feelings
*End Confessional*
After a grueling hour, Chris walks back with Lisa, the owners standing near their bikes. He walks by them as he begins to speak. "So! It looks like everyone has gotten their bikes finished. Good." He stops to look at Eva's. Her bike is tricked out with spiked rims, oversized tires, and an engine mounted on the back. Chris lets out a whistle. "Damn Eva. Good job." Eva crosses her arms and smirks with pride.
Chris continues walking among the bikes. Gwen has what seems to be wings on the side of her bike with antlers on the front. Chris puts his hands behind his back. "Spooky, yet practical. Well done." Gwen gives a half smile back in appreciation. A few steps away he looks at Charlie's which is a very basic bicycle. No frills whatsoever with jutting out pieces of wood as it looks barely functional. Chris raises an eyebrow. "Uh...it looks...like...a bike..I guess.." Chris quickly moves on. Once he does so, Charlie smacks his face.
*Confessional*
Charlie: (crossed arms) So yeah. I've never constructed a bike before. Sue me. (silence) What? I can't have possibly had EVERY job in the world so far!
*End Confessional*
The camera is zoomed in on Chris' and Lisa's face which is a look of shock until finally it zooms out revealing Izzy's bike. A few seconds later, Chris is the one to speak up. "Izzy...What the HELL IS THAT?" The bike that's revealed looks like something out a circus or nightmare. The bike has a built in roll cage with a wheel high above the rider's head. Along with this, the entire thing appears to have been made out of pipes and the handlebars are made of apples. Lisa puts her finger to her lips. "Uh...Izzy, why are the handlebars made of apples?" Izzy looks at her with a confused expression. "Well, I couldn't exactly make them out of PEACHES now could I?"
Chris scratches his head in confusion. "Right...so...moving on." The two of them briskly move past Izzy's and move onto Nate. Nate's looks pretty badass. The entire thing has been painted Jet black and looks smooth and chic. It has horns on the handlebars and the tires are flaked with paint to make it look like blood. Looking at it, Chris wipes a tear away from his eye. "Nate. That's the most beautiful thing i've ever seen." Nate smirks in response.
*Confessional*
Nate: I thought Chris would like that
*End Confessional*
We cut to Chris bent over laughing while Lisa is doing her best to hold laughter in herself but not doing a very good job as the camera zooms out to show Vincent's bike. If Charlie's bike was bad...well...this one looks five times worse. It looks as if it might collapse at any moment under its own weight. The wheels are wobbly, the handlebars are crooked, and the frame is made out of scorched wood. Without even saying anything, Chris moves on.
Upon reaching the final bike, everyone looks over to see Alice standing by her bicycle, seemingly appearing out of nowhere, shocking Chris. "Bwah! Oh. Good. Alice. There you are." After clutching his heart for a moment, Chris looks over the bike. The bike seems to be an extension of Alice. It's solidly put together, but has lacey frills on the edge as well as a black basket with a hat placed on it like a beret. It's girly, but in a dark sort of way. Seeing it, Lisa's eyes turn into hearts. "Oh my god! Alice! It's so cute!" Alice seems to look away for a moment as Lisa continues. It takes Chris coughing into his hand to get Lisa back on track. Hearing him, she looks back over to Chris. "Oh! Right! Sorry!" As she steps back next to him.
Chris turns to the campers. "All right. Now, most of you did a great job with your bicycles. You have successfully concluded part 1 of the challenge. Now comes the time for part 2. If you couldn't guess, you're going to race these bikes." Several of the campers let out a cheer as they look at their bikes. Several others do not.
Chris puts his hands behind his back as he continues. "The winner of the race will receive immunity for the night. Everyone else is up for elimination." Seeing several of their reactions, Chris smirks as he puts up a finger. "Oh, I did forget one small detail. You won't be riding your own bikes. You're going to be riding somebody else's bike."
A groan from Eva, Izzy, Gwen, and Nate can be heard while Charlie and Vincent both cheer.
*Confessional*
Vincent: Aw man that's awesome! Still..I DO feel really bad for whoever gets MY bike...
*End Confessional*
Chris turns to Lisa. "Lisa? You may now read out the bike switches." With a piece of paper in hand, Lisa smiles and steps forward. "Okay everybody, let's do this! Izzy. You will be using...Eva's bike." Izzy shoots her fists up in the air. "Whoo! Awesome!" She immediately hops over to Eva's bike. "Wow. This baby has some power!" Eva crosses her arms disapprovingly.
Lisa looks back at the paper. "Charlie, you will be using Gwen's, and Gwen, you'll be using Charlie's."
*Confessional*
Charlie: Aw man! Seriously! GWEN gets my crappy bike? How is that fair? My bike sucks!
*End Confessional*
Charlie turns to Gwen. "Oh my god. Gwen, i'm really sorry. I didn't think that-" Gwen looks back at Charlie with an understanding sigh. "Chuck. It's okay. You didn't know I'd have to ride it. Besides, I helped you enough that it shouldn't fall apart on me." Charlie shoots Gwen over an apologetic smile which she returns.
*Confessional*
Gwen: Man, Chuck must think i'm pissed now. Which, I am. Not at him though. Definitely not at him. Stupid Chris and his rule changes...
*End Confessional*
Lisa continues. "Vincent, you'll be riding Izzy's bike." Vincent's eyes go wide as he looks at the monstrosity that is Izzy's bike. He looks back to Lisa. "Uh..are...you sure there Lisa?" Lisa and Chris both smile and nod. Vincent makes his way over to Izzy's bike and gulps. "Oh boy."
"Alice. You will be riding...Nate's bike." Hearing this causes Alice to actually show a moment of shock before nodding and slowly making her way over to where Nate and his bike are. There's an awkward moment of silence. After a few seconds, Nate breaks the silence by leaning over towards Alice. "You don't have to worry about the bike. I built it pretty well. Should hold together for you." There's another few moments of silence before finally Alice speaks. "...Thank you."
*Confessional*
Nate: (crossing his arms) If I live to be 300 i'll NEVER understand that girl
*End Confessional*
Lisa looks back down at her list. "Eva. You will be getting...Alice's bike." Eva raises her eyebrow as she looks at the black lace frilly bike and then back to Lisa. "You're kidding." Lisa just smiles and shrugs. Letting out a deep sigh, Eva walks over to the bike and sits on it. Nodding to Alice as she does so.
Hearing this, Nate's eyes open wide. "Wait...that means..." Hearing the worry in his voice, Chris laughs. "Yep, sorry to say bro, that means that you get Vincent's bike." The camera pans over to it. Once it gets it in frame it makes a farting sound effect. The camera then cuts back to Nate's deadpan face. "Terrific."
Having grabbed all of their bikes, everyone follows Chris to a setup starting line which is seemingly at the top of a large hill. "All right gang. Here's how this is going to work. You're going to race down THAT hill there." He points to the large hill with his thumb. First one across gets immunity. If your bike is totalled, you're instantly out of the race. Everybody got it?" Several of the racers with better bikes nod as they narrow their eyes. Nate and Gwen look around nervously.
All seven remaining campers look between eachother as they line up. Nate, after wobbling on his terrible bike, looks over to Alice as he eventually speaks up. "Hey uh, good luck Alice." There's a short silence before she turns her head back. "Right. You as well." Before turning her head back as Chris begins to count down.
Charlie holds out his hand for a fist bump. "Let's do it Gwen." Gwen looks back at Charlie and smirks. "You got it Chuck." and returns the fist bump before both of them turn back to the front, game face on.
Speaking of game faces, Izzy has a devilish one on as she seems to be grabbing Eve's bike tightly. Eve on the other hand looks like she's dying of embarrassment. Vincent looks like he's just going to plain die.
Seeing that everyone is as ready as they're going to be, Chris raises the airhorn. "Okay, on your marks, get set...and GO!" Blowing the airhorn, everyone immediately begins to take off down the hill. The first hill is a steep one which leads into a sharp drop. Six of the seven racers manages to turn the bikes with the flow of the curves, with the exception of Nate, whose bike's handles immediately come off, leading him screaming directly into the path of a tree. He manages to get out an"Oh son of a-" before crashing face first into said tree, the rest of the bike exploding on impact. Both Lisa and Chris recoil with an "Oohhh." Lisa then turns over to Chris. "Gosh. You think he's okay?" Chris shrugs. "Yeah, I think s-" However, as he's speaking the remants of the bike explode. Chris then puts a finger to his mouth. "...maybe we better get him to the medical tent."
As he says this, Nate's name disappears off the placement board, dropping it down to six.
Lisa goes over to help the soot covered Nate as Chris continues to announce. "With Nate out of the running it looks like our lead racer is Izzy on Eve's bike! it's obvious that Eve made this bike for power!" It's true as Izzy is far into the lead, with a somewhat far behind her Eve in second place on Alice's bike.
Meanwhile, Charlie and Gwen are in close third and fourth place respectively with Vincent doing his best to control Izzy's apple handled monstrosity continually swerving barely staying on the road. And in dead last is Alice, who is riding Nate's bike at a cruising speed, seemingly doing her best to not take any chances.
Up front, Eve begins to make ground on Izzy as she pumps furiously on the gothic lolita themed bike. Within a few moments, she becomes neck and neck with Izzy who looks to her and grins. "Hey there Eva!" Eva smirks back.
Back with Chris, he puts a finger to his chin. "Aw shoot. I forgot to mention the obstacles." He takes a deep sigh and then perks up and smiles. "Oh well!" And he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a remote. He then presses a button.
Izzy, on her better made bike pulls ahead again as Eve begins to fall back slightly. At this moment, a large spike strip pops up from underground. Seeing it, Eve manages to make a hard skid stop. Izzy isn't so lucky as the tires run right over the spikes, causing the tires to explode, sending her flying into the forest.
Chris laughs at his own play. "Haha! Sorry Izzy, but it looks like you're out!" Izzy's name erases itself from the board where she had previously been in first place.
Eve angrily picks up her bike and carries it over the spike strip, placing it back down, and begins to ride again. A few moments later, Gwen and Charlie arrive and follow suit.
A few moments after that, Vincent, totally out of control sees the spike strip. "Oh no! no no no!" He screams as he tries to fidget to move out of the way. It quickly comes up, and, in a last ditch effort, moves his head forward. At that moment, the bike flips itself forward onto the third wheel over the spike strip, and then once more. In doing so, he misses the spike strip, but unfortunately, he is now travelling butt first, legs up in the air with absolutely no control over what he is doing, screaming all the way.
Alice on the other hand slows down at a normal pace, stops at the spikes, and steps over it with the bike.
With five people left, the race intensifies. Vincent has no control, but Eva is doing her best, with Gwen and Charlie still working hard. Chris then scratches his chin. "Hey Lisa. Know what story I always hated?" Lisa turns over to Chris and shakes her head. "No, which one?" Chris smirks. "The tortoise and the hare." As he says this, he presses another button on his remote.
Back at the race, just as Alice is about to approach the next bend, a large trap hole drops out from beneath her, sending her to the bottom of it, her face still expressionless. Alice's name drops off the scoreboard.
The race enters the final bend as the goal line comes into view for Eva. She smirks as she sees it, pressing the pedals even faster.
Lisa puts her finger to her chin. "You know Chris, it's strange." Chris turns to her, hands behind his back. "What is?" Lisa turns to Chris. "That bike was designed for Alice. I find it amazing that it can take that punishment from Eva."
As if on cue, a zoom in of Alice's bike reveals a crack spreading along the frame. The goal a few mere yards away, Eva pushes harder until a large CRACK can be heard, as the middle of the bike gives way, causing it to break in half. Eva sinks down before being launched into a tree, the tree breaking in half.
Chris and Lisa grimace as her name disappears from the board. Turning the bend, Gwen and Charlie see this too. Charlie turns back. "You think she's all right?" Gwen snorts. "It's Eva. She'll be fine." Charlie nods. "Right." They turn their heads back and push themselves towards the goal. "All right, looks like it's just you and me Chuck!" Charlie smirks. "Yeah. Let's do-"
However, they are cut off by a loud scream as an upside down Vincent whizzes past them. "OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!" They both open their eyes wide in shock as the bike whizzes over the goal.
A moment later they both stop their bikes and look at each other as they say in unison "Seriously?"
Chris and Lisa are also wide eyed at this turn of events before finally Chris speaks up. "Uh..the winner of the race is Vincent!" The announcement is punctuated as Vincent's bike runs up a tree and makes three flips before landing rightside up, perfectly still, Vincent still covering his eyes. "Am..am I dead yet?"
The seven remaining campers are at the campfire as they sit, seemingly none of them looking too worried. Chris looks over the campers as he stands at his podium smiling. "All right everyone, you all did a great job today. Well, most of you. Ha!" He laughs at his own joke. "Now, I think this was a bit of a surprise to all of us, but the winner of the race was actually Vincent. Of course, he managed to scream like a little girl all the way down the hill, but, still, the immunity marshmallow goes to him." Vincent, looking relieved, catches the marshmallow that Lisa throws at him.
*Confessional*
Vincent: It's great to have gotten that immunity...but I think I'm going to stay away from bikes for a while. Like...the rest of my life.
*End Confessional*
Chris looks over the remaining campers. "Now for the rest of you. 5 of you will be safe tonight. One of you will not. That person will take a walk on the dock of shame, take the boat of loserdom, and not be able to come back. EVER. With 0 votes, the following people are safe. Nate, Alice, Charlie, and Gwen." The four of them sigh as they catch their marshmallows that are thrown by Lisa.
With only Eva and Izzy left, Chris puts his hands on the podium. "Eva, Izzy. We are down to just the two of you. One of you will continue on to tomorrow. The other will be taking the boat of loserdom. This was a close one as the votes were 4 to 3. That being said, the final marshmallow goes to...
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Izzy."
Lisa tosses Izzy the final marshmallow as she sighs with relief. At first a look of shock, followed by a look of anger appears on her face. "WHAT!? I got voted off?" Chris shrugs in response. " 'Fraid so." Angrily, she clenches her fist and turns around, aiming it at the stump she had been sitting on. As she's about to split the stump in half with her fist, suddenly, she stops.
Standing up straight she takes a deep breath and unclenches her fist. "Know what? It's fine." Every pair of wide eyes looks at her. She turns to all of them. "Guys, we had a great run. But, it makes sense you'd want to eliminate the strongest competitor that's left. And hey, I beat Fried. Twice! That's good enough for me."
Standing up, the remaining six competitors walk over to her as everyone except for Alice gives her high fives and bro fists. Nate smiles at her. "You're awesome Eva, don't let anyone tell you different." Eva smirks back. "Wasn't planning on listening if they did Jones." She punches him in the shoulder.
As she grabs her belongings, Alice appears next to her, causing Eva to flinch. "Damn it Krein, that still gets me." Alice nods. "I apologize. I merely wished to say that I am sorry you are leaving. You have something special about you Eva. You have such confidence. I always envied that about you."
Hearing this causes Eva to freeze for a moment in shock before eventually smiling. "You're not so bad yourself Alice. I'll see you later all right?" Alice nods in response. Boarding the boat, Eva stands on it and gives a single wave before heading to below deck as the boat leaves the dock, the people on the shore still waving as it sails into the distance.
*Confessional*
Gwen: Don't get me wrong, I feel bad for Eva, but she was right. She was the biggest threat left to anyone here. There was DEFINITELY no hard feelings in this vote. It actually kind of sucked. I mean, it makes sense to vote for her. Still though, (She's crossing her arms and smirking) I would be lying if I said Eva wasn't pretty damn cool.
*End Confessional*
Chris turns to the remaining campers. "And with that, we are down to six. Congrats to you remaining six contestants! Tomorrow's another day. I will see you all later. Have yourselves a well deserved rest.
Hearing this, the six contestants stand up and talk to each other as they head back towards camp.
Seeing Alice walk away, Nate scratches his head.
*Confessional*
Nate: What the hell are you supposed to do in a situation like this? Do I talk to her? Pretend it didn't happen? Geez...are ALL girls this confusing?
*End Confessional*
Meanwhile, Charlie is walking besides Gwen and Izzy. "Glad that worked. Eva was awesome, but I think push come to shove, she would have kicked our butts. Also, glad you're still here Izz." Izzy smiles at that. Gwen smiles and then speaks up. "Of course, if Vincent hadn't busted through, we know that I would have won that race." This stops Charlie who smirks. "Uh, I don't think so Gwen. I had the better bike." Gwen nudges Charlie at this. "That's only because "I" made it."
Charlie laughs in response. "Yeah yeah. All right. See you later all right?" He says as he begins to walk towards the male cabins. They wave until he's out of sight. There' s a few moments of silence before Izzy breaks it. "So, you ask him out yet?" This catches Gwen by surprise as she turns around. "Wait. What?" Izzy has her usual goofy smile on. "Did you ask him out yet? You know, Charlie? Yeigh high?" She makes a height measurement with her arm. "Just walked away?"
Gwen blushes deeply. "Izzy I don't-" Seeing this, Izzy lets out an "Ohh..." she continues to talk. "You didn't tell him you like him yet. Probably should get on that. If you're waiting for Charlie, you're probably going to be waiting a long time." As she says this, they reach the girls' dorms. Before Gwen can even say anything in response, Izzy walks in.
*Confessional*
Gwen: (her heads are in her hands) oh my god. is it THAT obvious? Maybe i SHOULD just tell Chuck. Ugh, but it'll be so awkward if he doesn't like me that way too. (she crosses her arms) damn it feelings.
*End Confessional*
We cut back to Chris who looks to the camera. "After being in the bottom two so many times, our powerhouse Eva is finally off the island. With only 6 competitors left we're getting down to the wire. Who will join her tomorrow? You'll definitely want to watch the next episode. If you saw last season you know what's coming next, and hopefully tomorrow will be a doozy. So until next time, see you later on Total. Drama. Island."
Eliminated
24th: Courtney
23rd: Trent
22nd: Jaylee
21st: Grigory
20th: Ana
19th: Friedrich
18th: Caden
17th: Geoff
16th: Katie
15th: Danielle
Courtney and Friedrich Return
14th: Dawn
13th: Simon
12th: Walter
11th/10th: Courtney/Gerdie
9th: Ezekiel
8th: Friedrich
7th: Eva
Remaining Campers: Gwen, Alice, Izzy, Charlie, Vincent, Nate
Vote Breakdown
Vincent: Immune
Gwen, Charlie, Alice, Nate: 0 Votes
Izzy: 3 votes
Eva: 4 votes
(Izzy votes: Eva, Alice, Nate)
(Eva votes: Izzy, Charlie, Gwen, Vincent)
AN: So yeah, Eva's gone this chapter. I know this might have been pretty expected to happen, but let me explain to you the weirdness that was Eva's character in this story. Originally, Eva was not supposed to last very long at all. My very first draft had me kicking her out in 19th place of 22. Then I realized that was stupid because that would be almost the same as the series, and that would be a waste. So then I bumped her down to around 16th place. However, that's when I came up with the idea of Simeva. And by the time I came up with that, 16th place was steadily approaching. So I decided to bump her down a bit further to give her time for romance. So I put her at around 12th. However, by THAT point I realized that if I did THAT then it would be too much like Koh/Horus so I had SImon go home instead so that Eva could get revenge so that bumped her down to around 9th. However THEN I realized that she actually had to beat Friedrich before going home so that finally put her in 7th place. So yeah, Eva REALLY got lucky in a lot of places when it came to this story. Which is not a bad thing, because honestly, I really love Eva. She's one of my favorite TDI characters and CRIMINALLY underused. I know when it came to the polling and the voting she didn't get a lot of love from you guys, but honestly I feel that by keeping her as long as I did, she got some really good development and I'm happy I kept her this long. I think that 7th place and a boyfriend is VERY respectable for her and i'm happy with where I'm leaving her for now. It might have been expected, but with both Simon and Friedrich gone, she really WOULD have been the target as realistically she would be by far the biggest threat to anybody else actually winning. I like how her dealings with Simon calmed her down a bit so she also got to leave with dignity and grace.
As for the challenge, yeah, this is another bringover from season one. I didn't use it last season as I switched and altered a few because I didn't feel like it would work with the characters I had last season, but I think that these seven specific competitors making bikes all had great potential from Alice's weirdness to Eva's skills to Gwen and Charlie working together I think this season it just worked better. I altered some of the rules because as some bothered me in the actual show. For example, the whole qualifier round in canon TDI was weird so i just cut it. Well guys, we're down to 6...so you know what THAT means for next chapter! Whoo! Been looking forward to this one. See you all next time! Let me know in the reviews what you thought!
P.S. I want to say that i really apologize for this chapter taking so long. After coming back from Japan, I've had a lot of stuff i've had to do and this got put off to the side while i was doing it. I had to work on getting rid of a lot of my stuff, finish moving cross country to California, then get a job. Phew. Been a busy few months. The next chapters won't take as long to do. I could have extended this chapter, but I kept putting it off and off and I honestly really wanted to get this chapter out so I may have made it a tad shorter than I would have liked, but I feel like you guys deserve content. Haha. Thanks for everybody for sticking with this!