"Why so glum, Valkyrie?"
"Mum wants Fletcher over for Christmas dinner..."
"What's wrong with that?"
"I don't want to tell her we've broken up- she'd want to know who I'm with now."
"Why not tell her?"
"Every mother wants to hear her daughter is dating a skeleton many times her age, right?"
"Ah."
A/N: Kehehe.
Mademise Morte, December 22