So guys this is chapter 21. I just want to let you all know that it is really goofy. Just some stupid random crap that came to mind. 22 will be better! I swear. Chapter 22 is based on a dream that my mate had and I swear the thing sounds like an episode of Doctor Who. So let's try to get through this thing without throwing banana's at your goofy author.

Chapter 21

'Greetings Earthling and Fellow Aliens'

"Good question…," the Doctor said.

"What do we know about the alien?" Rose asked.

"It's from a planet called Hollisback. That's all I know.
the Doctor answered.

"Wow, dad unknowing of something? That's a first," Gwen said.

The Doctor gave her a glare which caused her to stop giggling.

"Let's just walk and look for something that doesn't look like it's of this earth," the Doctor said.

"Daddy except for mum none of us are of this earth yet we look like humans," Gwen said.

"I think we need to just start looking around. Look for something out of place…and watch out for lions and tigers and bears," the Doctor said.

"Oh my," Rose said with a laugh.

The Doctor smiled and gave her a kiss on the head.

"Here kids put on some bug spray. Last thing we need is you getting eaten up by mosquito's," Rose said as she pulled a can of bug spray out.

"How domestic is that?" the Doctor asked.

"Well when the kids get sick you can deal with it," Rose said.

"Fine," the Doctor replied as took another can of bug spray and began to spray James.

"Ok done," the Doctor said after a few minutes.

"Ditto," Rose said.

She took the cans of bug spray, opened the TARDIS doors and threw them in.

Then they turned around and began to walk through the jungle.

"So dear how was Torchwood?" the Doctor asked.

"It was ok, it's starting to become a bore. You know when I was younger it was a blast. But now it's becoming old. I already know everything there is to know," Gwen answered.

"Aw poor little Gwen," Rose said.

James let out a snigger and Gwen just shrugged.

They stopped for a second at the Doctor's signal.

"Daddy what is it?" Gwen asked.

The Doctor slowly pointed to an orange and black mass that was lying down just ahead.

"Doctor?" Rose whispered.

"Kids, Rose, walk slowly to your left. When I say slowly I mean slowly," the Doctor said, half under his breath.

Rose nodded and slowly pulled the kids closer to her. They turned and began to slowly walk away from the sleeping tiger.

Once they were far off the Doctor turned and began to slowly follow his family. After a few minutes he reached back up with them.

"You three ok?" the Doctor asked.

They nodded and rose hugged the Doctor.

"Good ok lets keep walking," he said.

Rose nodded and began to walk, but held onto the Doctor's hand.

"Keep your eyes peeled," the Doctor continued.

The kids nodded and the continued to walk.

A few minutes later they entered a clearing where there was nothing but a creature that seemed to be chasing a butterfly.

"Doctor? That is not an animal. At least not one of this planet," Rose said.

"Mum is it just me or does its head look like a giant bum?" James asked.

Rose and Gwen squinted so they could get a better look.

"Um Doctor…its head does look like a bum. What's this then?" Rose asked.

"I…well then I might know. Then again…"

Just then the creature turned and began to run towards them, like a child on Christmas.

Rose and the Doctor grabbed the kids and hid them behind there body's, as protection.

As it got closer the Doctor noticed that it had its hand in the form of a sign from 'Star Trek', which meant 'Live Long and Prosper' and on that note the Doctor even used to do it. For instance, there was the time at the 2012 Olympics, he had taught the child Chloe Webber to do it.

Finally it reached them and came to a halt, its hands still in the position.

"Greetings earthlings and fellow aliens," it said with a dorky grin.

The Doctor slowly raised his hand and did the sign. The alien contuined to grin.

"Hi there, I'm the Doctor. This is my wife Rose and our children Gwen and James. How do you do?" the Doctor said as he slowly pulled the kids out in front of them.

"I am Jack Sparrow the five hundredth. I reign from the planet Hollisback," the alien said proudly.

Gwen turned away to stop laughing.

"The half human half alien finds something amusing," the alien said.

"Pardon but did you say you were named Jack Sparrow?" James asked.

The alien nodded.

"Like as in Captain Jack Sparrow from the film Pirates of the Caribbean?" James asked.

"Yes that's the one! Our leader Hollie Lynn discovered the planet in the year 2094 and named it Hollisback in honor of her mother. Her mother grew up being madly in love with the pirate Jack Sparrow. Hollie Lynn was very loyal to her to her mother. I was born and raised on the planet," the alien explained.

"I am so sorry, it's just I love that film but I never imagined anyone would name a race of aliens after a character Johnny Depp played in a film that cam out in 2007," Gwen said.

The Doctor shook his head and sighed.

"Oh well that's fine," Jack said.

Just then a gun shot rang through the trees. Gwen stopped laughing at once and looked to the tops of the trees where birds were flying in every direction.

"What the hell was that?" Rose asked.

"I uh…I think it was a gun shot," the Doctor answered.

Jack looked around with a worried look on his face.

"daddy who goes through jungles just shooting?" Gwen asked.

"Poachers love," he said.

"What like hunting Tigers and stuff for their fur?" James asked.

"Yea," the Doctor answered.

There was another gunshot.

"Come on we gotta get out of here," the Doctor said.

They turned in the oppisite direction and began to run.

"Why would we run in the direction that leads away from the TARDIS?" Rose asked.

"Well mainly because the poachers are in the area where the TARDIS is parked. Jack do you need a ride home?" the Doctor asked.

"Well my ship crashed and burned. I managed to survived. I was hoping to get home somehow," Jack replied.

"Well if you'd like when we get back to my ship we can drop you off at home," the Doctor explained.

"That would be wonderful!" Jack cried.

"Just one question, how are we going to bet back to the TARDIS?" Rose asked.

"I guess circle back," the doctor answered.

"Right," Rose said.

Suddenly they heard shouts from behind them. They spun around and saw the poacher's running towards them.

"I'll keep them distracted. You four run," the Doctor whispered.

Rose nodded, she grabbed James' hand and the four began to slowly walk and then run towards the place they had left the TARDIS at.

"Oi who are you?" on of the men asked.

"Hi there!" the doctor said with an enthusiastic wave.

"I said, who are ya?" the man asked.

"Right yes sorry, I'm the Doctor. But you can call me Doctor," he explained.

"Doctor what? Doctor who?!" the man asked.

"Oh just the Doctor. But you know I have to get back to my wife and kids. They want to get home, just can't handle this hot weather. Mind you it was my fault we came here. We were actually planning on going to Egypt but that plan fell through and we just wound up here-"

"Go on! Get out of here. Don't breathe a word about us poaching or you'll have hell to pay," the man shouted.

"Well there is no need to yell. Not to mention who would I tell that your poaching? Also even if I did how would you be able to find me to give me hell? Half the time my own wife and kids can't find me and they live with me! Rose, that's my wife. She's a beautiful woman, Rose keeps saying 'Love stop running off to the far corners of the TARDIS. The TARDIS is where I live. But I just tell her that sometimes I need to get away from the domestic life. We have two kids, Gwen and James. Beautiful children and-"

"I do not give a bloody damn about being polite, your wife, or your kids! I said get the hell out of here," the man shouted again.

"Alright I'm going. Good gracious, people and their manners these days," the Doctor mumbled as he ran off.

Finally he reached the TARDIS where his family and Jack were waiting.

"How did you get away?" Gwen asked.

"Just my usual blabbering. You know I've got such a big gob and I just can't stop talking. So I just talked and talked about my beautiful wife and kids and manners, getting home. So I just blabbed and-"

"Doctor?" Rose tried to cut in.

"I managed to get away because of me and my-"

"Daddy?"

"Big old gob, you guys know sometimes I just can't stop talking-"

He was then cut off by being pulled into a snog by Rose. They pulled apart a second later and Rose just wiped her lip and unlocked the TARDIS doors.

Gwen, James, Jack, and Rose walked in.

The Doctor stood there with a faraway look on his face. He shook his head a moment later and walked inside the ship.

The Doctor began to set the coordinates for the planet Hollisback. Gwen ran off to her room to use her computer and James went to play video games…

There all done! Chapter 22 is finished I just have to type it up. It's called Some Kind of no Place. So is 21 not goofy or what?! Anyways please read and review and everyone gets cookies and drinks! Three more days until Doctor who for us Americans!!!!