Idiots Of The Round Table!
By: Bugsplee
Note: Welcome to first episode of Season Two! As you can guess, this season is the Homestar Runner theme. So don't expect to have a episode without a reference of the imfamous runner.
Runnin' Hood-Plot: When a mysterious yet ditwitted thief steals the king's gold, it's up to the Idiots to discover who's behind this crime.
Runnin' Hood!
The screen opens up at night inside of King SpongeBon's castle. We see the king himself in his purple and yellow nightrobe while drinking some hot cocoa milk.
SpongeBon: Yum. Nothing like a nice cup of "Eddyth's Cheap-O Cocoa" to keep me warm for the night.
The little king came into his huge bedroom where he placed his brown-ish golden crown on his dresser. He drank one more sip of his cocoa and fell to sleep. However, he left his big window open in the night as a tall black figure with no arms and wearing a green hat with a red feather hopped into the room. The figure went over the dresser and grabbed SpongeBon's crown and disappered out the window.
Narrator: Da Next Day...
King SpongeBon rises up from his bed and scratched his back. He stood up and tried to grab his crown and felt...nothing.
SpongeBon: What?! Where's my crown?! WHERE IS MY CROWN?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
The king's scream was so loud, it echoed throughout the kingdom and everyone heard it. Later, the king held a town meeting with the "Toonshire-mites".
Edward: What's going on, kingy? I have a massive headache from your screeching two hours ago.
Tuffles: And you ruined my beauty sleep!
Chowder:(under breathe) Or "ugly" sleep.
Tuffles: I heard that!
SpongeBon: Everyone, I've call this town meeting with you all for an important situation!
Waffleton: Where's your crown, your squareness?
SpongeBon: That's it. My crown has been stolen!
Everyone gasped in pure horror as Chowder fell knocked out.
Lazlon: What happened?
SpongeBon: I woke up and I found my crown gone!
Billth: That's so sad.(looks away) Ohh! A bug!
Lazlon: Do you know who took it?
SpongeBon: No.
Whiskerson: Don't worry, King! We shall solve this mystery and get your crown back!
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The screen turned away to the Idiots' kitchen where Whiskerson was sitting down depressed and sad.
Whiskerson: How can we solve this mystery and get your crown back?
Lazlon: Don't worry, Whiskerson. We'll find the crown soon.
Edth: How?
Billth: We've looked everywhere- the town square, the castle, and even our own hut!
Lazlon: Hmm.
Waffleton: Maybe the bad guy isn't in Toonshire.
Lazlon: Isn't in Toonshire? That's it! We haven't checked the dark and creepy woods!
Whiskerson:(eyes widen) Woods?
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Soon, we see all of the Idiots were exploring the dark and creepy woods outside of the town. Whiskerson was scared to death while Lazlon led the way.
Edth: Spooky.
Lazlon: We're getting close to find this thief! I can feel it!
Billth: I can feel myself wetting my rags!
Waffleton: Look!
The gray cat pointed to a old and rusty treehouse in a nearby tree. It had a white star painted on top of the roof.
Lazlon: A treehouse! This must be the thief's hideout!
Whiskerson: And the crown!
Edth: Leaves!
The Idiots ran towards the treehouse and climb up into it. Inside, the place was filled with tons of stolen stuff from everyone else- including the king's crown!
Lazlon: Gasp!
Waffleton: Splee-th.
Billth:(scratches butt) What? (looks at stolen stuff) Wow! There's my back scratcher!
The big-nosed boy grabs his back-scratcher and starts scratches his butt.
Whiskerson: Who would steal this stuff?
Voice: Hold it, wight there!
The Idiots froze in shock as the voice was the thief. They turned around and gasped at the sight of the fiend. The thief had NO arms, wore red-ish rags with a faded white star on him, and wore a green Robin Hood-like hat with a red and blue feather.
Thief: What are you doing hewe?
Lazlon: We're here for your crimes, you evil thief!
Thief: Evil? Thief? Cwimes? What awe you talking about? I'm not a thief.
Whiskerson: Then, what's with this stuff?
Billth:(grabs crown) And King SpongeBon's crown?
Thief:(chuckles) That's my collection. I am Wunnin' Hood! I steal from people and give to myself...fow my collection.
Edth: Chicken!
Lazlon: Isn't that being a thief?
Runnin' Hood: No way! I'm collectin' it fow my collection!
Waffleton: What's your collection?
Runnin' Hood: Some stuff that I may find in peoples' houses.
Edth: Stealing!
Lazlon: Mr. Hood, you don't wanna be the bad guy, do you?
Runnin' Hood:(sadly) No.
Lazlon: Then, give back everyone's stuff.
Runnin' Hood: Okay.
Billth: That was easy.
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Back at the King SpongeBon's castle, the Idiots had returned the crown along with Runnin' Hood.
SpongeBon:(putting on crown) Thanks, you guys. My crown never looked so shiny and happy!
Crown: You're right, Kingy!
Lazlon: Glad we could help.
Runnin' Hood: And I'm sowwy fow stealing youw cwown. It was shiny.
SpongeBon: Right...
Billth: What are you going to do now, Mr. Hood?
Runnin' Hood: I don't know. Get some pizza or something. See ya!
The armless ex-thief ran off into the sunset as a song played throughout the run:
Everybody, everybody!
Everybody, everybody!
Everybody, everybody!
Everybody, everybody!
The music faded away the Idiots and the king just stood there, motionless.
Billth: Where did that music come from? And what's a pizza? You guys? Hello?
End-th.
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Well, that's the end of the first episode of Season Two. Thanks for watching. And Luckygirl777, Strong Bad is NOT my OC! He's a character on "Homestar Runner"! Next Episode: "Cool...Umm...Stuff".
-Bugsplee