LadyRistu: Hello y'all...sorry about havin' y'all wait for-what? Two months? (checks the date) Ah, no. It's only been last month. I think we're doing pretty good, aren't we, Igirisu-chan?

Igirisu-chan: I guess...but we are sorry though semi-hiatus just popped up outta no where...but since school is starting again -_- We are going to start writing! XD aha i make no promises though...

Ladyristu: yep, who needs skool? haha! says the girl in college right now. Meh, let's get this over with...by the way, this is my chapter.

DIZCLAMIER: (Readers): FINE-A-LEE! it's about time, Turner and Hooch!

Grumpy: "Angel? HA! She's a female! And all females is poison!

They're full of wicked wiles!"

Bashful: "What are wicked wiles?"

Grumpy: "I don't know, but I'm agin' 'em!"

-Snow White and the Seven Dwaufs

Since Kaiba and Shizuka returned back to school the next day, there had been a change about the attitude of the students in Domino High. This new attitude went unnoticed by the characters we actually care about, such as Anzu, Mai, Honda, Ryuji, Yugi and Jonouchi.

"People sure have stopped bugging Shizuka…" Honda said, "Girls are no longer bothering her"

Yugi nodded in agreement, "Yeah, all the guys had also stopped bugging Kaiba as well…I think everyone's forgotten about them."

"Yeah…" Mumbled Anzu weakly.

"Right…" Finished Mai just the same. No guy on the table noticed that neither girl has touched their food.

Jonouchi slammed his fist on the table, "Well I'm glad everyone's forgotten about them! It makes mah job a HELL of lot easier for me!"

"People seem to have a new found respect for Kaiba….well, Shizuka that is. Especially amongst guys…"Ryuji said.

"Mmmmmm…." Anzu said.

"Errrr…." Finished Mai just the same.

Yugi raised an eyebrow at Anzu, "What's wrong, Anzu?" he asked, being Anzu's childhood friend, Yugi is always the first to notice something wrong with Anzu.

Anzu didn't answer….she continued to pick on her food. After a few minutes she said, "Well…there are…RUMORS….going around…" she began.

Jonouchi glared at Anzu, "Rumors?" he said suspiciously, "What SORT of rumors?" he turned to Mai, "Mai?" he asked.

Mai's bottom lip trembled.

But it was Anzu who answered, "They think Kaiba and Shizuka did….you know…" she said shyly.

Jonouchi slammed his chopsticks on the table, "They think they did WHAT?!" he demanded.

Anzu turned red, "Y-you know…" she whispered.

"The Dirty Deed," Mai finished bluntly, "They think Kaiba stuck his Red into Shizuka's Kuriboh," (What's up with all these crazy analogies?!).

They guys at the table gasped, except Jonouchi who screamed, "DA F*CK?!"

MEANWHILE…

Shizuka noticed that the guys at school were being a lot friendlier to her (well, to Kaiba that is), they smiled more and kept giving her the 'thumbs up' and the 'victory sigh'. What the heck is going on? Did she miss the memo?

Shizuka decided to ask her friends about it later, she took Kaiba's seat and waited for Pegasus to start class.

LATERS…

Everyone was pissed off that Pegasus took ten minutes to come to class. Many had hoped that he was sick and that they've could've skipped class. But no….the reason Pegasus came to class late was because he said that he fell asleep on the toilet. Of course, nobody believed that lie, how can an educated, BILLIONAIRE fall asleep on the toilet?

All except for Ryuji, who bought every word Pegasus said and thought that Pegasus may have been having trouble sleeping. So he gave him some advice to get some better sleep.

Pegasus took his usual seat behind the teacher's desk and glanced at them all, then he said, "Apparently, I'm supposed to make you lot do a major assignment for major points," he sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose, "So I'm just going to make one up…"

"What?!" everyone exclaimed (Except for Kaiba of course).

Pegasus ignored them, while many of the students began to yell out suggestions.

"How about we don't do one, and you can just give us all 100?!" one person suggested.

"Yeah! That'll be easier for you, Mr. Pegasus!"

"Maybe we can just read a short story, and answer 5 easy questions….?"

"How about you shut the F*CK up?!" suggested another.

"SILENCE, YOU BRATS!" Pegasus suddenly yelled, "What did I tell you about cursing?!"

"Alright, you sorry whelps," Pegasus continued, "You are all just going to have a group assignment. You all going to read "Twelfth Night" by William Shakespeare I'm going to assign you silly groups….and…"

Pegasus continued on, and then he began to assign the kids groups, despite many people's protest.

"Ryuji…" Pegasus continued, "you will be paired up with Haga and Ryuzaki…"

Ryuji grimaced, he actually didn't want to be paired up with those two creeps, but since Pegasus(he's idol) had put him with him. There HAD to be a reason, right?

"I'm…I'm honored, Mr. Pegasus…" Ryuji mumbled. Little did Ryuji know that Pegasus was only f*cking with him.

"Next, we have…Motou, Honda ….AAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDD" Pegasus looked on his list, since he was randomly picking names of his roll call, "Jonouchi…"

Kaiba perked up, what the hell? Pegasus put him with Yugi and Spike-boy?! He knew Pegasus was screwing with everyone….why did that man BOTHER to become a teacher anyways? Kaiba decided to give Pegasus his best glare….but then he remembered….that he was in Shizuka's body.

This sure is some H*e *ss sh*t.

"And lastly, "Continued Pegasus, "Mayasaki, Kujaku…..AAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDDD…." He scratched off a few names, "Kaiba…".

At this, the whole classroom turned to 'Kaiba', expecting a reaction, but to everyone's shock, 'Kaiba' didn't say anything….only nodded.

Everyone was shocked! Kaiba…THE Seto Kaiba…not agreeing and getting his way?

Pegasus got out his Toon Town comic, "Now get to work everyone," he said as his attention glued to the comic.

The student's grumbled and began to arrange their seats for table of three.

"Isn't this great?" Yugi said as soon as he sat down on his seat, "WE get to work to…" His sentence was cut short as soon as he saw the look on Kaiba's face( in this case Shizuka's).

"I don't need you geeks to do this…" he mumbled. Honda glared at him, "Kaiba quit being such a jerk! It's only for today!"

Yugi laughed, "Honda, it's ok…besides I think Kaiba would rather work with Shizuka than us, right?"

At this, Kaiba turned to Yugi and said in a very cold voice, "And what makes you say THAT, Yugi?"

Yugi shrugged, trying to act calm under Kaiba's random attitude, "I'm just saying….well since you two…Never mind."

Honda groaned, "I wonder how the girls are doing…"

MEANWHILE…

"I can't believe it!" Mai said cheerfully, "We're working with ZuZu!"

Shizuka (in this case 'Kaiba') smiled, "I'm happy too!"

Anzu began flipping through the pages of the text book, "So who in the heck is Viola?"

Mai shrugged, "Main character, right?" she asked(leave it to the girls to start on the assignment faster).

Shizuka nodded in confirmation, "Yeah, she is."

Anzu, who had been reading the summery of the summery of the play gasped, "Holy crap!" she cried out loud. She blushed as everyone turned to her because of her sudden outburst, "This is kinda what Shizuka's going through see?"

In this play, Viola, the main character, is shipwreck on an island, and having nowhere to go, she decides to disguise herself as her lost twin brother, Sebastian.

"Yeah, except Kaiba isn't her twin brother…" Mai said frowning.

Anzu nodded, "But can you imagine, living your life as a boy?" Anzu looked thoughtfully at the ceiling, "I wonder what it's like being a boy…"

"Yeah…" Mai began to imagine too.

But it was Shizuka who pouted, "I don't wanna be a boy! I was happy as a girl!"

At this, Anzu and Mai sweat dropped, "Oh!" Anzu exclaimed, "We didn't mean…" And that's when it occurred to this girls…that there IS someone who was a girl and is now a boy(for the moment, that is). And she knew exactly what it's like to be a man….wow, who knew Shizuka would be womanlier?

MEANWHILES…

"So this girl is now a boy?" Honda read, "That sucks."

Yugi nodded, "Still though, I don't think it will be easy for a girl to be a man."

"Or a man to be a girl…" Honda said.

"Shut it," Kaiba said coldly.

Yugi and Honda sweat dropped, "Uh…sorry Kaiba!" Yugi apologized boyishly, "We forgot…"

True, Kaiba is a 'girl' the boys began to wonder. A guy….in a girl's body…isn't that sort of the same thing? Maybe…maybe if they asked they can get a certain idea and understanding of how this retarded play. But it was wrong, just wrong, asking a guy what it's like to be a girl. This is Jonouchi's little sister for Jesus' sake! Still though… they wanted to ask Kaiba certain things….but then again, this was Kaiba. Who knew if he'd ever spill or not.

Yet it was Honda who gathers the nerve to ask, "So uh…What's it like being….a-a girl?"

Yugi began to frantically shake his head, warning Honda to shut it, but it was too late. Kaiba glared at him, "And what makes you think I'll say something?" he sneered.

"Well…" Honda began weakly, but it was Otoji who moved a random seat from a nearby desk and plop himself down, without an invitation and said, "Because it's every man's dream to have boobies. To see boobies, to touch boobies. Kaiba, you've have already done most of it. Now spill."

Kaiba narrowed his eyes, "I'm not desperate enough to go to your level, Otoji."

"Guys…" Yugi began weakly, but he was cut off by Otoji, who shook his head, "You won't fall to my level, Kaiba. I assure you."

"Aren't you supposed to be with Haga and Ryuzaki?" Kaiba asked.

Otogi rolled his eyes in annoyance, "It has been unanimously decided that I do all the work and just get full credit," he replied coolly, "And besides, those two can't even speak to one another without arguing."

"Guys," Yugi tried again to calm everyone down, "It's not that big of a deal. I mean, nobody really cares about this project right?"

True, true. Yugi is absolutely right, but Yugi has failed to realize that Otoji and Honda are far more interested in Shizuka than the stupid play.

Well, actually, Otoji seems more interested, Honda, however, has decided to keep his mouth shut. He wanted to be a gentleman and respect Shizuka's privacy until they were married(so he hopes). Otoji has always respected Shizuka, but that doesn't mean he never wondered. He was only being a typical hormonal teenager, so he continued to glare at Kaiba, waiting for an answer.

Kaiba, being Kaiba, wasn't fazed bit Otoji's threat by one bit. In fact, he was extremely annoyed. Why couldn't these two idiots leave Shizuka alone?

"Guys," Yugi's voice was hard this time, "Let's just do this dumb assignment."

MEANWHILE…

"So…" Mai lazily flipped the pages of the textbook, "How….uh…big…is it?" red tint forming on Mai's cheeks.

Shizuka, who had begun reading the first part of the play, looked up and exclaimed, "Eh?"

Anzu blushed, "Mai!" she cried, "Don't sabotage her cabeza!" (For those of you who don't speak Spanish, cabeza means 'head'. Anzu learned this in her Spanish class.)

Mai smiled weakly and quickly said, "Uh, forget what I said, hon, Ok?"

Shizuka blinked innocently and glanced at Anzu, "Then what does cabeza mean?"

"Head" Anzu replied, giving a death glare at Mai, "Hey, don't blame me. I was just curious. " She glared at Anzu, "and don't pretend you aren't curious, Anzu!"

Anzu blushed, true, Anzu was a bit curious about Kaiba…but not about his-ahem, wood. No, it was more like, she was curious how Shizuka could cope being in that cold hearted bastard's body. Since, well, Shizuka isn't experienced with men.

Mai sighed, "Ok, Shizuka. Tell me," Mai said getting a bit impatient, "How's it like being in Kaiba's body?"

At this, Shizuka's(this case, Kaiba's) eyes widened, "I-It's h-horrible!" She stuttered, "It-it feels so weird being tall all of the sudden!" Mai and Anzu couldn't help but to sweat drop (Kaiba's 6'1 and Shizuka's 5'0, their difference in height is amazing!).

Anzu and Mai assumed that Shizuka would stop there, but no, dear reader. Shizuka's getting started.

"A-and-and I have to shave his face everyday!" Shizuka was sweating bullets now, "And-And his th-thingy!" she gasped nervously.

"Thingy?" Both Mai and Anzu said simultaneously. What the heck is a thingy?

"M-Mr. Kaiba's thingy…" Shizuka continued now trembling nonstop in fear, "Is huge! And scary! S-sometimes in-in the m-mornings…it—it goes up! And-and…"

Mai and Anzu were now extremely confused. What in the world is a thingy? But then, their eyes widen in realization and their mouths formed a perfect 'O'. They both blushed…oh, Shizuka was talking about that.

Anzu and Mai both placed their hands on Shizuka's shoulder calming her down, "It's ok, Shizuka!" Anzu said, "No need to talk about…" she gulped, "Kaiba's thingy"

Mai glanced at Anzu, and they both thought the same thing. Shizuka needs to get out of Kaiba's body as soon as possible.

MEANWHILES…

Somebody better call an ambulance and the police, because somebody is fixing to die today. That someone is named Ryuji Otogi and his murderer is called Seto Kaiba.

Otogi is possibly the most stubborn prick in the world, he just wouldn't shut up. It's like….his life depended on knowing about Shizuka's body.

Honda and Yugi had tried to get Otogi to leave Kaiba alone, but…Otogi was right. Every guy is curious, and Kaiba, is living almost every man's dream.

Jesus, these dumbasses are lucky Jonouchi isn't here.

Luckily, Kaiba is equally as stubborn (nah, I'm just effin' with y'all, Kaiba's a lot more stubborn than Otogi) and held his ground. (WOO-OOOO! B*tch fight!)

This sure as hell getting more ridiculous by the minute, someone needed to end it, and that person, unexpectedly was Pegasus.

Pegasus, who had been lazily reading his comic book, suddenly looked up and said with equal laziness, "Ah, did I mention that this assignment is due by the end of this period?"

Everyone's eyes widened in alarm and they all simultaneously glanced at the clock. They only had 15 minutes left.

"Aw, sh*t!" everyone groaned.

LadyRistu: Man, well, once again, we apologize.

Igirisu-chan:Yeah we are very sorry for the long awaited wait...does that even sound right? Anyway we hope this doesn't happen again and don't worry I will eat some Jell-o for the next chapter XD

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