"Shit…Why did we have fuckin' do that?!" Hidan asked, pissed at both himself and Kakuzu.
"I don't know, maybe you didn't get pregnant? I mean, I am pretty old." Kakuzu said, trying to reassure his albino.
"Well I guess you're right, but we can only wait and see."
"Why don't we get a pregnancy test? Then we'll know for sure." Kakuzu said, as Hidan nodded.
The two immortals got up, exiting the room and heading down the hallway. Itachi and Kisame were walking past them, intrigued about the two.
"What are you two doing?" Itachi asked, leaning up against Kisame.
"We gotta go buy a pregnancy test." Kakuzu said, shocking Itachi as they walked away.
"Who the hell's gonna be pregnant next, Konan?!" Itachi yelled at his blue lover.
"Don't worry, I'll put a baby in your butt eventually." Kisame replied.
"Alright, wanna practice till then?" Itachi asked, before ol' Blue Che Guevara grabbed him by the arm and pulled him to their room.
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"Hot damn danna…I can't believe all the sex we're having recently…" Deidara said clinging to Sasori's chest.
"Hey, I wanna have some sex before we have to stop." Sasori replied, getting an odd look in response.
"So this isn't cuz' you think I'm sexy, you just wanna have a lot of sex before we can't for a while, I understand." Deidara said, rolling off of Sasori and looking in the opposite direction.
"Dei, that's not what I meant, you know that I think you're sexy, come on…" Sasori replied before rolling over and clinging onto Deidara. "I love you, alright?"
"Sure danna, you just love the sex more."
"Dei, come on, I can understand that you're a little hormonal, but please, forgive me? And you know I love you more than sex, right?" Sasori said, as Deidara finally turned around to face him.
"Alright, I guess I believe you, just treat me like more than a blowup doll alright?" Deidara asked, Sasori nodding in response.
"So how do you think all of the doctor stuff got messed up?" Sasori asked, Deidara taking his spot back on the puppets chest.
"Maybe Itachi and Kisame stole our room again danna, it wouldn't be above them." Deidara replied as Sasori began stroking his hair.
"Yeah, maybe we should go ask them, I don't think I'm alone when I say I want the sheets washed after they used them." Sasori said, getting a slight giggle out of his blond.
"Let's go ask them, we're not busy." Deidara said, Sasori nodding in response.
The two got out of bed and dressed before exiting the room towards Kisame and Itachi's. All that could be heard from outside their room seemed to be the two having sweaty shark on weasel sex, which to Sasori and Deidara said "come on in!"
Sasori kicked the door open, revealing Itachi on the bed on his back being deeply penetrated by the blue man. It ended quickly though, as they both stopped and stared at their intruders.
"What the fuck are you two doing here?!" Kisame yelled.
"Were you two in our room earlier?" Sasori asked, their hosts obviously getting pissed off at them.
"We wanted to be, but apparently Kakuzu and Hidan already did!" Itachi yelled.
"Ohh, alright, so you guys mind if we watch?" Deidara sarcastically said, Sasori smirking next to him.
"Why not?" Kisame said, starting to thrust into Itachi again.
Sasori and Deidara looked at the sight for a second before rushing out.
"Words…can't describe…horror…" Sasori said as he and Deidara left, heading for Kakuzu and Hidan's room.
"I can't believe they did that in front of us…it was sickening…Kisame's got a big…"
"Whoa! Has a big what Deidara?!" Sasori asked cutting off the suddenly nervous blond.
"Nothing danna, just couldn't help but notice how Kisame has kind of a big…you know…" Deidara said as they reached the room.
"Well what if I said I thought Itachi had a nice fuckable little ass?" Sasori said, opening the door.
"I'd…get a little…pissed, alright? Let's drop it." Deidara said, taking a quick sweep across the room.
"Where are they, if Hidan's pregnant and they're out for drinks like always they're going to injure the baby."
"Aright, thank you." Kakuzu said to the store teller.
The immortals walked out of the pharmacy with they're pregnancy test, nervous wrecks about the Jashinist's state.