Tina and Artie beamed as they made their way down the hallway towards the choir room. They could see the rest of the club standing outside by the door, each with huge smiles plastered on their faces, talking excitedly to eachother. They were all siked about their second sectionals win in a row from the previous weekend. They all knew they did amazingly and proclaimed baby Artina was their good luck charm. That was currently the Glee name for the baby, although the two knew that was definantly not going to be the baby's permanent name. The door was locked due to the fact that had forgotten to unlock it earlier. When he first arrived he realized he left his keys in his room and that he had to retrive sheat music from his car. He promised to return soon. When the two were just feet away from the room and several members noticed and waved to them, a tall woman clad in one of her trademark track suits stepped infront of the two of them.
Sue had both hands on her hips and a sneer on her face as she looked over Tina and Artie and took a deap breath.
"I've seen alot of things in my life. I've seen alot of disgusting things. And I always thought this club was disgusting and every single one of it's members made me just as sick. But you two take the cake. You, an angry smudge of teen adolenscense that keeps clown make-up companys in business. And you, a disgusting spitting image of Bill Gates, breaking the toes of society yet still looking for sympathy. Well not from me buddy. When I first realized you two were together, I up-chucked so much I thought I'd end up skinnier then the Olson twins's wrists. But I was oddly in awe as well that two nobodys could actually find love. I thought I'd see both of you on the late night news with stories of your nervous breakdowns, massive killing sprees, or suicides with each story only being 15 seconds long. Then you ended up creating a baby, which I'm sure will be another puss-filled scab on the knee of our universe which is our planet Earth. It will probably come out angry at the world with bat wings and a chain instead of an umbilical chord. Then it will need glasses bigger than Urkel's combined with every pair belonging to every senior citizen in Lima,Ohio."
This was one of the longest rants anyone had ever heard Sue Sylvester go off on, which was saying alot. Artie and Tina could only stare at her with wide eyes and furrowed brows. The rest of the club had the same expressions, with mouths hanging wide open. arrived just after the Sue rant began, a few feet behind Artie and Tina. He was steaming while at the same time shocked silent as he stared at the newest scene of "Sue's Teenager Take down."
"William do you find it essential to have a pregnant girl each year in your little club. I can't describe the level of disgustment and sickness that must be going on in your head, probably due to all the toxic sludge from your hair seeping into your pea sized brain. Are you going to start impregnanting them all yourself? Britteny, Santanna you watch what you do or you know whats going to happen. Well, I think I've presented my opion clearly. I'm off to take a shower to wash away the stench of showtunes."
Sue left, leaving the club to stare silently at eachother for a few more minutes. carefully made his way over to unlock the door and the club began to move as Tina made the first move, stomping her foot as she grunted angrily as she stomped into the room and plopped down on a chair in the front row. The rest of the group quickly shuffled into the room to surrond her. She had her arms cossed defiantly over her chest as she rapidly tapped her foot and bit down on the inside of her cheek. Artie grabbed her hands and held them as he rubbed his thumbs on the back of them and whispered and cooed words of comfort to her. Everyone was wordless as they patted her and and tried to soothe her. She was mainly angry but would sometimes burst into tears because of her hormones.
Finn and Puck had run to the convient store to buy a large tub of lemon sorbet. When they came back, they hesiantly held the carton and plastic spoon infront of her. She angrily snatched it and began to eat like it was her last meal as everyone silently stared at her. After five minutes and nearly completeing half the treat, she put the spoon and tub down and looked as if she was gonna cry again.
"What's wrong now Tee?" Artie asked holding her hands again.
"I don't have any pickles to go with my sorbet!" Tina whimpered as she began to cry again.
The Glee club learned something new that day; when you're dealing with a lactose intolerant pregnant woman, even they want pickles with their frozen treats and desserts.