Hey guys! So I'm still in Georgia but I got the computer before my sister so yeah!
A lot of you want chibi and a lot of you want body switch so I'm not going to choose one
Everyone: *Sigh of relief*
We're gonna do four chapters of chibi and four chapters of body switch!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOO!
Italy: Ve~
I'm not going to tell you what characters are in each others bodies. Ask the character a question if you want to know! The body switch will start next chapter. For now they get a break.
The reviewers this time are: LoveCanada.o3o, anonyymi, ChocoVanille, AkitaNeruWolfLover, Idon'tknowhowtodealwiththis, Lovi's Tomato Lover, Rhea Abgrund, lunereclipse, The Emo In Disguise, and DeadlyNightmareTrio13
Chibitalia, take it away!
Chibitalia: Holy Rome, say it with me!
HRE: *blushing* O-okay.
Chibitalia/HRE: REVIEW!
Q: America: (Paris)-confused- 'ince 'en were you naked? -glances down from glaring-
America: Since I stole bacon.
Q: Canada: (Antarctica) -eating pancake cupcake- He sounds like an interesting person though, i wonder what a blood cupcake tastes like...?-completely naíve confused look-
2P!Britain: Would you like one, dearie?
Canada: *Grabs hockey stick* You fucking touch them or talk to them and I will use your eyes as hockey pucks.
Q: Prussia: (Antarctica) Papa can I play with Gilbird? -holds out hands with hopeful face-
Prussia: *Grins* Sure! Just as long as you haven't come into contact with unawesomeness.
Q: America: (Ryuu) How horrible was the experiance of being France?
America: *Shudders* Awful. *Cries silently*
Q: Britain: (London) HI DADDY! -London waves hand like an idiot- Quick! BRITCEST! SPUK! USUK! FRUK! DON'T THINK! CHOSE!
Britain: USUK. Wait, what the bloody hell is Britcest?
Q: Turkey: (Yumi) YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME! So, yeah, totally should give up.
Turkey: *Glares and walks away to pick on Greece*
Q: 2P!Italy/Romano: (Yumi) What's the mafia like? I wanna join it! It sounds fun!
Canada: *Glares* No.
Q: China: (Antarctica)Stop swearing! Mama says swearing is bad! So stop or I'm telling!
China: I am over four thousand years old, aru. Who are you going to tell? My fucking mom, aru?
Q: Germany (?): Since it's such a hot topic, Lady Gaga is German, Ithink. *brings in Michigan*
Germany: *Bangs head on table*
Austria: Wait, I'm Germanic! *Starts crying*
Q: America/Britain: She dared me to do this. *hugs America and kisses his cheek* Love you Dad. *does the same to England* Love you Mom.
Britain: *Blushes*
America: *Glares at a laughing Prussia* I love you to, dear.
Q: France: *Michigan takes a gun out of her boot and hits him hard in the forehead with the butt of it* If you EVER touch my ass again, I'll put a bullet through your empty head!
France: Fine, I won't lay a finger on your ass. *Grabs boobs and hit in the head by a burger and a frying pan*
Q: Russia: *hugs China and looks up at him* Mine.
Russia: *Smiles sweetly* Ah, but I seized his vital regions first.
China: *Blushes*
Q: Ukraine: Ukraine: Have anytips to deal with a sore back? (Stupid Ds...)
Ukraine: *Boing* A hot pad, Advil, water, and rest. *Boing*
Q: Kitouran: ahaha... I actually live in Florida, we call ourselves Floridians. So when you kick Florida, or threaten to chop Florida off the map and such, my life is in danger!
What happens when America goes Nyo, then? *Glances curiously at America*
Q: Romano/Italy: If 2p Britain made you pasta with a lot of tomato sauce, would you eat it or run for your life?
Romano: His food sucks. He's a resemblance to Britain, for fucks sake!
Italy: Ve~ It is kinda bad.
Q: America: Is it a coincident that Florida is a tourist industry... You man whore...
America: *Blushes* It's because of the parks! I swear!
Sure.
America: It is!
Q: Canada: You and Prussia are my favorites! I will never forget who you are or confuse you with America! I actually have no idea why you get confused for him so much, you look nothing alike other than the glasses... and if a different animal remembered your name, would you replace Kumajiro?
Canada: Thank you! I don't understand why people confuse me! I've even heard the author call me America!
*Blushes*
Canada: I would never replace Kumatalia. I do love him, even if he is forgetful.
Kumajirou: Who are you?
Canada: Kumakaka, I'm Canada, your owner!
Q: Britain: Do you need someone to explain what teabagging is O_O Cause what everyone else is thinking is not what you are thinking...
Britain: Young lady, I've lived long enough to know what it is.
Q: Italy: Even though you didn't say it, I give you the flour anyway cause your so awesome! *Gives years worth of flour*
Italy: Ve~ Grazie! *Kisses hand and runs off to make pasta*
Q: Romano: If all the tomatoes in Italy were attacked by a locus swarm, would you cry?
Romano: *Eye twitch* I would fucking kill every fucking bug!
Q: Germany: If we can't bring beer to the Sparkle party then I'm bringing a bunch of sugary substances so we all can get extremely sugar high! and energy drinks, and paint, and knives, and a chainsaw, and COOKIES!
Germany: Nein, I will bring sugar free soda. It's healthier.
*Sticks tongue out at Germany*
Germany: If you wish to keep that tongue, I suggest you put it back in your mouth.
Eep!
Q: France: What goes through your head when you see someone eating a lollipop? and my favorite song in frenh that I listen to is Le Bien Qui Fait Mal (The Good Things That Hurt)
France: I wonder if they enjoy sucking on it and, when they bite down on it, do they swallow or spit it out? *Hit in the head by a frying pan* OUCH!
Q: Russia: Just kiss your sister already!
Russia: *Hides behind China* kolkolkol
Q: Austria: YOU ARE SO STUBBORN *Slaps* Why you only listen to classical music when there is so much good music out there that you would probably like! STOP BEING OLD!
Austria: I can't "stop being old" as you put it and, by the way, I have excellent taste in music.
Prussia: *Starts laughing*
Q: Japan: Why would apologize to a dog/robot that wants to hug you?
Japan: Because it is Japanese custom to always be polite and apologetic.
Q: Austria: Can you make me feel like piano lessons aren't that bad? ;-; Please?
Austria: Well, you could be famous, girls will adore you if you play for them on dates, and you can play beautiful music every day.
Q: 2P!Austria: What instrument(s) do you play? (No, instruments of torture do not count, nor does mayo.)
2P!Austria: I play electric guitar! Way better than a crappy piano!
Austria: Imbecile.
Q: Canada: Thank you. You're the awesomest wall flower I know.
Prussia: He is pretty awesome!
Canada: *Blushes*
Q: Britain: ...i am a what ?...what does that even mean ?...neeeee tell me u dumpköpf
Britain: *Backs away slowly*
Q: Germany: 'horror face'... you dont know what yaoi is ?.. i really should have a frying pan so i can hit u hard... a heaven for us girl...u love italy right ?...and spain loves roma right?...we call that yaoi...-nosebleed-...i read a gerita doujinshi today and -thumbs up-...you are like totally awesome in bed...
Germany: What?
Q: Romano: bastardo? ...meeeeeeeeee? ...whyyyyyyy?...-begins shaking him from his collar-...why doooo uuu thhiiiiinnnkkk i ammm a bastardooooo?...whyyyyy?-whines-...
Romano: Because you are a bastardo! You are just like my idiot brother.
Q: 2P!America/America: -points finger at them- i will have my revenge soon -runs away-...i am coommmiiiingggg russsssiiiiiaaaa
America: Pfft bring it! The hero isn't afraid!
2P!America: I think I can take an overly obsessed fangirl.
Q: Netherlands: -whimpers-...please dont be mad darling...and these things arent healthy and i dont want u to die...and about ur ppl -thinking-...how about we give them chocolate instead ?-cries of joy-...
Netherlands: My sister already has dibs on chocolate.
Q: Kitouran: ...wow thats coooool we will be waiting for u anyway dear come back soooooon :-D...
Thanks! I won't be home soon, though!
Q: Russia: ...hey hey russia chan.-smiles-...America and America 2p said they want to become one with ya-smiles more-isnt that great ?...isnt that great?-smiles more until its creepy-...oh yeah its great muahahaha-runs-
America: We do not! Stupid commie!
Russia: kolkolkol
Q: Prussia: ...'pouts-...just leet meeeeee hooold himmmm a biiiit-whines-...comeeeee ooon...
Prussia: You're acting way too unawesome!
Q: France: hahahaahahah the sexy ones are the german team and the spanich team...not urs...sorry-sticks tonuge out and runs away-...
France: I am the attractive one of the Bad Touch Trio!
Spain: Sorry, amigo, not true!
Prussia: Yeah! We all know it's me!
Spain: I was talking about myself!
Prussia: Well, you're wrong!
BTT: *Start fighting*
Q: Belgium: neee neee what whould i have to do to make ned pie stops taking druuuuuugs?...its not healthy dont u agree?...
Belgium: I don't know. Did you try sweets?
Q: 2P!Italy: hmmmm tons and tons of pasta whith englands blood as the pasta and france eyes for the meat ball...yummmmmmmmyyyyyy...
2P!Italy: *Grns*
France/Britain: *Pale and run away*
Q: 2P!Germany: ...-stares-...woaaaah u sound really cute lets be frieeeeends -beams-
2P!Germany: Yay! Did you hear that 2P!Italy?
2P!Italy: Idiot.
Q: Spain: ...neee how are my bambino doing ?...they arent evil right ?...i hope they dont make u any trouble i misss them sooo much-wants to take the turtle but got bitten with it-...owwwww...i am sorry that u hate meeee
Spain: They are so cute! I love them sooooo much! I couldn't hate anyone who gives me turtles!
Q: Romano: ...if i have 2 tomatoes...and u are sitting beside me...i wouldnt give u just one...i would give u boooth..
Romano: *Squeals and coughs* Um, whatever, bastardo! *Blushes*
Q: France: Hey, How are you?
France: Much better now that your here! *Grins like a pervert*
Q: Prussia: But, that wasn't me.
Prussia: What wasn't?
Q: Russia: How was the tea?
Russia: *Evil death glare* kolkolkol
Q: Britain: When I was walking around the house, talking to flying mint bunny i got ALOT of weird looks.
Britain: I know! No one seems to notice Flying Mint Bunny!
Canada: I know that feeling.
Q: America: Hey dad, Iowa, Mississippi, California, Washington, and Maine here, We're worried about Missouri, it's National vs American week in baseball, and she's yelling at herself cheering Royals and the Cardinals, all because they're playing each other. What should we do?
America: You might want to run. I've seen how she gets when she loses.
Q: Sealand: No idea considering the last time i saw a goat was at Grants Farm.
Sealand: Well, you'll find out soon, desu yo!
Q: France: Just saying that, makes me never want to play my flute...ever!
France: Will you play mine?
Q: America: Florida and California ambushed me and pelt me qith oranges.
America: What did you do to them?
Q: Italy/Germany: If somehow you could have kids, what would it be named?
Italy: Ve~ We're having kids? Isn't that great, Doitsu? We're parents!
Germany: *Sigh* Italy, I think you misunderstood the question.
Italy: *Skipping with an angry Romano* Ve~ You're gonna be an uncle!
Romano: Bastardo!
Q: Italy: Is it hard, I wanna learn how to play it.
Italy: Ve~ It's super easy!
Q: Austria: im really sorry about the volin! its your fault for leaveing your door open! If i buy you a new one will you be happy?
Austria: Hmmph! You uncouth imbecile!
Q: Prussia: - i'll fight you for canada-takes swizes gun again-
Prussia: Bring it!
Canada: Please don't fight over me! It makes me sad!
Prussia: Sorry, Birdie.
Q: Switzerland: -starts playing with his hair-so soft! remeber i still have your guns -contuies to play-
Switzerland: *Insert super pissed off face here*
Q: France: LETS PLAY A GAME-looks at hungry- no hiting him!
France: Oui!
Hungary: Fine!
Q: America: papa im sorry for shotin you-hugs- please dont be mad -starts cryin-
America: It's okay! The hero doesn't feel pain!
Q: Canada: me or prussia, ive been there for you sience forever!
Canada: But if America is your dad, I'm your uncle and that would be weird.
Q: Romania: YOU ARE A VAMPIRE, I WAS STALKIN YOU AND I SAW YOU DRINK A BITCHES BLOOD!
Romania: You might be confusing me for a tampon.
Hungary: Because you're a stuck-up cunt?
Romania: BITCH!
Hungary: EDWARD!
Romania: HE'S AMERICAN!
Hungary: *Starts fighting with Romania*
Q: Netherlands: um-scraches back of head- sorry bout kissin you
Netherlands: S'okay. I'm used to crazy shit.
Q: Ireland: you there, if you are i brought boze!-holds up bottles-
Britain: Don't you dare summon him!
Sorry, I have to! *Snaps fingers*
Ireland: Booze! Where? *Takes alcohol*
Britain: *Sighs* Hey, sis.
Ireland: *Glares while drinking*
Q: Prussia: -takes off top- ULATMATE SPARKLE PARTY!
Prussia: WOOHOO!
Q: Russia: -pulls in closet- hey! how are you!
Russia: Does this mean you want to become one?
Q: Germany: -hugs and hands wrusts-
Germany: Um, danken?
Q: Italy: Hi,-starts wavying-
Italy: Ve~ HI!
Q: Greece: -pokes- wake up!i has prettt kitty for you!
Greece: *Snorts and grabs cat in his sleep*
Q: Canada: -hugs and holds on for the rest of the meeting-
Canada: Eep!
Q: Spain: LETS MAKE PASTA!
Spain: With tomato sauce!
Q: Thailand: (again cant spell)you there!-lets go of canada-give me kiss on forehead if you here!
Thailand: Hm, very well, ana. *Kisses forehead*
Q: Britain: -stroking his eyebrows-
Britain: S-stop doing th-that! Oooooooh.
Ireland: *Starts laughing*
Q: France: -hugs-
France: *Perverted smile*
Q: Sealand: -bends down to his level and grabs by shoulders- you whats up bro
Sealand: I'm busy being a country here, desu yo!
Q: Poland: like will you like just totally like kiss letuaina(MY SPELLIN SUCKS ASS!)
Poland: Like, sure! *Leans in and kisses the shocked Lithuania*
Lithuania: *Doesn't pull back*
Q: China: -hugs- you are so cool big bruda!
China: I know, aru.
Q: America: papa? why are boys surronding flordia and no one see's me -starts to cry-
America: Because some people think Florida is, um, I'll tell you when you're older.
Q: Germany: did you enjoy your wrust? i made it with chocolate and cimmon and a dash of love!-hugs- I LOVE YOU UNCLE GERMANY!
Germany: Danken, it was good.
Q: Scotland: come mer!-whisphers in ear- there's only one thing better than beer and boze, can you geuss?
Britain: Don't. You. Dare.
Sorry, I have to. *Snaps fingers*
Scotland: I can think of a few things, but most of them do involve booze. *Grins*
Q: Japan: wanna make some ramen toghter!
Japan: Hai.
Italy: Can I come?
Japan: It is not my place to give you permission.
Italy: Okay~
Q: Canada: do you love me now!
Canada: As a niece.
Q: Greece: -sits on lap- tell me a story grandpa!
Greece: Okay. Do you want to hear about the Olympics dress attire?
Q: Hungary: I think you're an awesome character! A strong and pretty female is exactly what society today needs. Anywho, I was wondering if we could hang together sometime, maybe read some yaoi...
Hungary: *Stops beating Romania with a frying pan and smiles* Of course, I'd love to.
Q: Kitouran: *Tosses Kitouran yaoi and bacon* Here! *smiles*
Woohoo! *Starts flipping through yaoi*
Germany: *Takes yaoi* You'll get this back when you finish the chapter.
AWWWWW!
Q: Britain: So for summer vacation this year we had planned on going to Europe. (Visiting England) Well at the last minute we cancled the plans. And I quote my father on this. "We are not going for several reasons. 1. It's too damn expensive! 2. The food sucks ass! 3. Only faggots drink tea! 4. Everyone needs braces!" Well to tell you the least I smacked him but we still didn't go. My father loves stereotypes. *sighs*
Britain: Well, maybe he'd like to meet me. He can see that I'm very kind and that I'm a good cook.
2P!Britain: And if that doesn't work I can always make him cupcakes.
Q: Greece: Esther's my cat...and they tried to DROWN her! How do you feel about Rome?
Greece: I hate Rome. He was annoying. THEY TRIED TO DROWN A CAT? Θα γαμημένο τους σκοτώσει!
Everyone else: Woah.
Q: Britain: Clearly it is inappropriate! Anyway, that's what the internet's for! *looks it up* OH MY GOD I WILL NEVER DRINK TEA AGAIN! Also, since I'm studying for my history final, why were you so mean to America-nii! You wouldn't recognize him for a while! Also, you have some messed up spelling! "Develope"? "Waggon"? Are those even words?
Britain: Don't look it up! I was mean to America, he was a childish brat and he messed up my language!
Q: Canada: You used to be so popular! Your name keeps popping up in my American history notes...WTF HAPPENED? Also, YOU HAVE TROOPS IN AFGHANISTAN? SINCE WHEN?
Canada: Well America started to steal the spotlight and they started thinking I was him.
Q: America-nii: *sobbing* I'M SORRY! *hugs* I just wanted you to give back her bacon! Also, you have a sad history. To cheer me up, can you kiss England?
America: It's okay. *Pulls Britain into a deep kiss and slams them against a wall in passion*
Q: France: I looked it up on the Internet, and some stupid boy told me. Did you come up with that? Nevermind, I don't even want to know.
France: I didn't come up with it but I did use it a lot.
Q: China: WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE? *glomps*
China: Um, aru?
Q: Romano: Do you still hate me for my dares? Also, why are you so fun and easy to draw?
Romano: I am easy to draw because everyone knows what I look like, you stupid dare bastardo.
Q: Italy: *hands plate of homemade pasta* This is for calling Romano a d*ck that one time!
Italy: Ve~ *Starts singing and skipping* Pasta! Pasta! How I love-a Pasta!
Q: Germany: When Romano and Italy's curls got stuck and he called you, what did you think he was talking about?
Germany: Um, *blushes*, nothing. I didn't think anything.
Q: Sealand: I RECOGNOZE YOU! I LOVE YOU! *glomps and holds to her chest* HE'S MINE!
Sealand: Finally! People are realizing I'm a country, desu yo!
Q: Kitouran: Very good and funny fic, but the googletransalator doesn't deal with finnish language very well, have to say... And in finnish there's no concept 'lemon' it's just lemon, like a fruit xD HOHOHOO, greetings from Finland! xD
Wait, you're actually from Finland? Someone outside the states reads this? SO FREAKING PRUSSIA! Also I know that Google translate sucks but I only speak English, some French, and soon Japanese.
Q: France: -whispher so no one else hears- there's a nice empty bathroom and i got loads of time
France: HONHONHON What are we waiting for, then?
Q: Netherlands: -hugs- please me mine, i love you so much -starts crying- please! -puppy dog face-
Netherlands: *Looks at a watch* Look at the time. Smoke break. *Walks out*
He'll be back.
Q: Thailand: -hugs- i missed you!
Thailand: Thank you, ana.
Q: America: papa, will you beat up Turkey for me-sniffle- he's in the way of a wonderful relationship-hugs and starts crying in chest-
America: *Walks over to Turkey*
NO VIOLENCE!
Well that's the end of this chapter! Updates will be slow, 'kay?
Next chapter: Body switch! Ask characters a question to see who got swapped with whom!
Review, please! HASTA LA PASTA!