Bella, Edward, Alice, Emmett
(The Cullens plus their unfortunate tag-a-long,
Jacob, the stupid puppy who wouldn't leave
them alone, are on a plane to Brazil to pay
a visit to Zarfina and ask why she was in
Forks earlier, messing with Edward's head.)
Edward? Can I ask you a question?
Shoot.
What? Edward, you know I don't like guns.
What?
What?
Edward told me to shoot!
Bella, love, it's an expression.
Silly Bella.
Oh.
...
I still don't get it.
All right. No how can I explain thi-
-appearing out of nowhere- Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Let me do it! Ooh! Ooh! Me, me! Me! Pick ME!!
Alright, Emmet.
Shoot – v. (from the Latin shootus)
The only correct response to "Can I ask you a question?" besides "You just did."
Ex. "Can I ask you a question?"
"Shoot."
Oh.
Thanks Emmett.
Don't thank me! Thank those darn special people at urban dictionary dot com! –runs away flailing arms and screaming at the top of his lungs-
Emmett, there's no need to write that. You can just do it.
Whatever. coughloserscough
Seriously, Em. Just go away.
WHY MUST YOU HATE ME, BELLA?WHYYYYY??
Okay. Bored now. Bye.
And they called ME crazy. –shakes her head at the stupidity of Asylum workers and goes to find something more interesting to do-
Gosh, Alice. We're not THAT uninteresting.
Whatever. Bye.
That was rude. So, what was your question?
I don't remember.
Oh well. Want to go do something else?
Wait! Wait! I have another question: How do I know if I'm Jewish?
Are you Jewish?
No.
There you go, sport.
Thank you!
7839845798374593857 and a half points if you know the quote...
so yeah. I have a stalker, btw. he was our friend but our whole group of friends is now NOT friends with him for reasons i wont get into...so i havent talked to him in like a month and he wants to ask me to homecoming. Now if that wasn't bad enough, he tried to kiss one of my friends the other day. She was like NO. And now he wants to ask me out? He's such a sanky panky... It's actually really annoying...