Drabble 21.
"Is my nose big?"
Minerva glanced up from her marking and looked at him like he had grown another head. He had only asked her a simple question.
"Pardon?" she asked.
"I asked if my nose is big?" he asked again as he touched his nose.
Minerva placed her quill down and looked him again. She was studying him and he didn't like it. He had never been a vain man but after finding Potter in the corridor with that piece of parchment, he had found himself questioning his nose. Minerva rose from her seat and made her way over to him.
"I think that your nose is strong, mature, well developed and very, very sexy," she told him as she looped her arms around his neck. "You have a handsome nose, Severus."
"Sexy?" he asked in surprise, he hadn't thought noses could ever be sexy.
"Very much so," she purred. "Why don't we retire for the night and you can put that sexy nose to good use."