WARNING: This chap has some somewhat minor fourthwall breaking and some srs spoilers for anyone who hasn't seen the later episodes of soul eater.

"now for the ultra-special surprise! You guys will not believe what is around this next corner!" said Z, his voice brimming with excitement.

The SE gang was excited too, but a bit skeptical. What could possibly be more amazing then what they had already seen?

Then they turned the corner, and saw the huge building not ten feet away from them. 7 jaws dropped.

"SOUL EATER FAN CLUB?"

"yup!" said Z, bouncing from foot to foot. "isn't it great?"

The building in front of them was huge, around 20 stories tall, emblazoned with the logo which was on soul's jacket (the orange, sharp-toothed soul which is in the soul eater logo.)

"Do I have fangirls!" asked Soul happily.

"but of course!" said Z. Soul smiled even wider.

"How come I don't get a fan club?" said Patty, pouting.

"Actually, 'soul eater' is the term for your entire anime/manga series." Said Z.

"ANIME/MANGA SERIES?" the meisters and weapons gasped.

"YUP! C'mon in!" said Z, leading the way though the auto-sliding glass doors into the club.

"WOW!"

The gang gawked at the inside of the incredible store. Everywhere the eye could see, posters of the seven covered the walls and ceiling. The tiles of the floor were painted with their faces. Counters were everywhere, advertising soul eater plushies, soul eater umbrellas, soul eater snack foods, soul eater lunchboxes, soul eater sexy lingerie; pretty much every type of soul eater merchandise under the sun! in the back were 2 separate rooms, with signs labeling them as "anime" and "manga".

"am I really that cute?" asked patty, hugging a chibi doll of her between her massive breasts.

"cuter." Said Z, earning a giggle. "c'mon, I wanna show you guys your series."

Z led the group to the room labeled "anime". All around them were blu-ray disks of the soul eater adventures, and at the back of the room, an enormous TV was at the DVD menu for the complete series. In front of it were 12 movie-theater-style seats. There was even a bathroom next to it all, so they wouldn't have to leave the room.

"Hangon." Z shut the door behind them. "there. The timeseal on the room should prevent the 24 hours from advancing until we leave the room. That'll give us time to watch your entire series! Trust me, you guys are gonna love this." He produced popcorn and candy for the lot of them, and tapped the "play all" icon the screen.

what was actually less then a nanosecond in real time, but was over 35 hours for the soul eater cast, including a 8-hour nap break…

The door opened, and the gang walked out. "WOW!" said Soul.

"How exciting that was!" said Tsubaki.

"I can't believe it… the one time I was symmetrical, I was unconscious…" sobbed Kid, as Liz tried to soothe him and calm him down with hugs.

"is it over already? LETS GO AGAIN! LETS GO AGAIN!" cheered Patty.

"I never realized just how adorable you were, patty!" said Black*Star, hugging her.

"I take it you guys liked it, then?" chuckled Z.

"Yeah, but I have a question." said Maka.

"about your own story? Lol, jk. Shoot." Said Z, turning to her.

"the ending wasn't correct." Said Maka.

"oh? How so?" said Z.

"It ended with Kid defeating Asura with his ultimate death cannon. Neither Black*Star nor I got to fight Asura. Not to mention, I was the one who dealt the final blow."

"not to mention, Kid was KO'ed right before he used ultimate death cannon, but he stayed awake and alert." piped Liz, still holding the sobbing kid's shoulder.

"Ah. Yes. Well, Maka, I edited those scenes out for two reasons. For the first, Kid, Liz and Patty are my fave chars EVER." This drew the attention the trio. "they're like the most badass guys ever. Z APPROVES OF THE DEATH TRIO!" he shouted, giving them a huge, overdramatic thumbs up.

"YEAH!" said the 3, thrusting their fists in the air in victory.

"and the second reason… the real ending was just stupid." Z turned back to Maka, a note of anger in his voice. "pardon me, im gonna rage here a minute."

"Kid used a death cannon the size of a tank, and it didn't kill Asura. It didn't even SCRATCH him. KID WAS THE SON OF THE GRIM FUCKING REAPER. And yet, when a flat-chested nobody comes out of nowhere and finger-pokes Asura in the eye, he fucking explodes. WTF WTF WTF WTF WTFFFFF!" Z screamed, and released buzzsaws and laser blasts from the weapons on his arms, destroying several displays.

Maka cowered in fear. "our resonance-"she began, but Z was on a roll now.

"AND DON'T GIVE ME THAT OH SO INCREDIBLE SOUL RESONANCE BULLSHIT! KID, LIZ AND PATTY HAD A FUCKING 3! WAY! BOND! STRONGER THEN ANY OTHER MEISTER EVER! (with the possible exception of lord death himself.) AND YOU TWO BEAT ASURA WITH A FLICK OF YOUR FINGER, EVEN THOUGH KID HIT HIM WITH A GOD-LEVEL ATTACK AND IT DIDN'T EVEN MAKE HIM BLINK! WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING HORSEBALLS SHITHEAD DICKFACE PENISNOSE BUSHLICKING…" he continued to scream as he shot various blasts everywhere. It was a miracle none of the seven were hit.

After a minute, Z calmed down sufficiently, the blasts growing smaller and smaller until they weren't coming anymore. "sorry about that guys. Rage got the hold. I apologize for my ridiculous behavior."

"Um… it's ok I guess…" whimpered maka as she looked around at the small robots cleaning up the mess made by the bolts.

"c'mon now. It's time for me to show you what's on the other floors." Z walked back to the front of the store, and the gang followed him.

Not far from the entrance, Z stopped in front of a sign, which read the floors of the club.

"16 floors! Perfectly symmetrical!" said Kid happily.

"I did that especially for you Kid. Hope you appreciate. Not to mention, I put YOUR floor on floor 8, and the kidXliz floor on floor 16."

Kid nearly fainted from happiness.

"wow…" said Soul as he took a closer look. "Soul, floor 2… maka floor 3… we each have our own separate floors?" He said, looking at Z in astonishment.

"Yup! And the upper 8 floors are for couples. Soma, Tsustar, KidLiz, Blackpat, and more!"

"Sis?" said Patty as she looked at the list of floors.

"yes patty?" said Liz.

"what does 'X-rated' mean?"

Liz blushed. "w-where did you hear that, patty?"

"it's right here! 'floor 15: X-rated'!"

Liz turned to Z. "why exactly do you have a porno floor here, Z?"

"um… well, despite being a subgod, I am still a man… a man with needs… plus, there are too many mature and embarrassing fics to ignore about Soul eater couples!"

"Fics?" asked Liz, cocking her head to one side.

"ah yes. You don't know what those are, do you?" asked Z. the gang shook their heads. "c'mon, over here." He led them to another room they hadn't noticed before, labeled "fanfiction".

This room was filled with shelves, which looked like those racks of gift cards you find at wal-mart®. Instead of cards, though, there were what looked like transparent sheets of plastic, with a little, single antennae-bulbs on top of each of them. On top of each section were signs: kid, soul, maka, kid humor, soul action, maka romance, and billions of other combinations of the seven, including extra-large sections labeled kidliz, tsustar, and soma.

"the bulbs store the data for the story, while the sheet allows one to read the story." Said Z, plucking one from the shelf. As soon as it was removed, words appeared on it's paper-thin screen, which could be moved like those on an ipad, scrolling up and down with a finger. As he put it back, the words disappeared again. "take as many as you like. They're free, and self-replicating."

The soul eater plucked ones at random, and skimmed them.

"by the gloves of my father…" said Kid, looking at one which came from a section labeled "kid humor/fetish". He turned to the others, his expression one of pure horror. "this one has me hit by a bus, then when im put back together by stein, I have f#cking CAT EARS! Then later, I go through age regression, and eventually turn into a baby-brained chibi kitty-kid!"

"kya ha ha! Kitty-kid, kitty-kid! I wanna see kitty-kid!" said Patty, as she and Liz grappled with kid for the fic.

They all entertained themselves with the fics for a little while more, then Z noticed: "Where's Liz and Tsu?"

"they went to the fifteenth floor, to see sexy videos of them and their boyfriends."

"unbelievable. Pervy Liz/Tsu ftw." Said Z, shaking his head as he led the rest to the elevator. "Anyways, wait until you see your floor, kid! It's perfectly symmetrical, I promise!"

"HOORAY!"