You are the definition of sexy

PEN

You would've thought he would've let me finish what I was going to say before he cut me off.

"See Penny, he doesn't even give you a chance to finish your sentence before he snaps, he thinks that just because he comes in an booms his voice, you're supposed to stop the conversation we were having. Is this the type of guy you want, Penny"

I looked back and forth between him and Derek. My eyes locked with Derek's and I could tell he was beginning to hurt. Did he really think I would just run into the arms of Kevin and take him back all because he proposed. I will make sure of that later, that I wouldn't do that not when I loved him soo much.

"It's not the type of guy I want, it's the type of guy I got. Listen Kevin I can't lie to you, even if you would've gave me this ring while we were together I would've said no. It's always been him and right not we are working on some things together -"

"But you said you guys weren't together" he said as he got up off the floor

"Kevin we're not, buttt it's me and him, we have kids on the way, we are working on us"

"Penny, you're pregnant, with his baby, I thought you wanted kids with me, after you accepted my proposal I was going to suggest we start on our family, my mom even gave me this ring to give to you, see don't you love it"

"Kevin no I'm not pregnant it's a long story and I'm not entitled to tell you anything about it, and I love the ring, but I'm saying no, give it to some girl who can give you the same love that you want from me. I would love to still be friends with you, we have a lot in common in the computer world, but I'm afraid we can't even be friends it would be too awkward. So lets just end this here and, who knows maybe just maybe we can be friends one day"

"Oh right play the friends card, you know what Penelope Garcia I hope you have a happy life. And you don't have to worry about the friends card I'm taking the job overseas, I was hoping we could've given this another chance and be a family and I would've had a reason to stay here. But I want you to know he will never love you like I will"

"Yea Kevin he will love me better, now your time is really up, goodbye Kevin"

"When I walk out that door I'm never coming back again Penelope"

"That's good Kevin"

"Wait, wait, hold up a minute, Just answer one question for me, what are you going to do, when you are at home wondering where he is and he's out there having sex with god knows who, because you can no longer satisfy him, because believe me it will happen. I've experienced it! Why do you think I stopped coming over so much!"

"Kevin you told me your mom was sick, and that you had to fly back and forth from here to San Diego to watch her"

I remember those days, he would pack up a bag, and he would tell me his mother really needed him to be there and he would leave. He would leave for weeks and in the middle of the night he would jump out of bed throw on shoes, grab a bag and leave.

He scoffed at me "Ugh! Penelope my mother lives here in Quantico there was no flying anywhere, I never even left the city, no flying was necessary. And plus my mom is fine all she had was a chest cold, how could you be so naive. And don't act like your sooo upset, I know all about you whoring around with him." He pointed to Derek, who at this point look as if he was ready to explode.

"Listen I've never cheated on you, at one point in our relationship I was really trying my damn best to love you, and you never complained about the sex before. Did you Kevin, you never said one thing bad, but I really could've said some things about you"

"Oh Penny, Penny you where a lousy sex partner, as long as I had my release I didn't give a damn about your needs, didn't you notice that. I'm probably the only person on the face of this earth who is willing to at least try to have sex with you!"

DEREK

Ok I tried to step back and let Pen handle this, but the more the son of bitch talked, the more I saw Pen, getting upset and that wasn't alright with me. Penelope has always told me she could fight her own battles, but this is one I'm not willing to let her fight on her own.

"But Kevin, why did you even string me alone like that if you feel the way you do. if i was such a lousy lover, you could have said so and broke it off instead of cheating, i wouldn't have been upset, hell i would've been jumping for joy. you could've just broke it off and been with whoever you was cheating on me with!." She told him

"you are just being a total bitch! right now"

That was the final straw, I raised my hand and I swung and punched him across his face. "Listen you son of a bitch, I can do so much damage to you right now" I leaned down and pulled him up off the floor and I slammed his back into the wall, and I gripped the collar of his shirt tighter "I could really destroy you right now, but I know that's not what Pen, wants, but you are going to listen to me and listen to me carefully. One if she was a lousy sex partner it was only because she was partnered with you, two if you ever call her a bitch or a whore again I WILL destroy you, she's none of that, she was nothing but faithful to your sorry ass, and to be honest the only bitch in this room is you. What type of man lies on his own mother so he could cheat on his girlfriend, do you not realize how fucking stupid that is. You took Pens loving for granted, she is probably the best thing that has ever happened to you -"

"Let me go, my fucking nose is bleeding and it's your fault!" He begin to struggle, under my grasp, he hit at my shoulder and I slammed him back to the wall as his fist connected with my jaw, I retaliated and punched him again in the nose.

"And lastly, as an F.B.I. Agent I will personally arrest your ass if you ever come near her again, in case you haven't notice, what you are doing is sexual harassment, and I will personally escort your ass to jail. Now it's best if you leave." I grabbed his shirt and walked him to the door.

He turned around and looked at Pen, and begin to speak

"I'll see you at -"

"LEAVE!" I barked at him and shoved him towards the door

He opened and left out the door. And I locked it behind him. That's when I noticed the shooting pain in my right hand.

"Ah shittt!" I grabbed my hand, I noticed his blood on my hand and it looked like it was beginning to swell.

"Oh my god hot stuff, let me get you some ice for that, I'm soooo sorry" she said as she ran into the kitchen to grab the ice, I followed behind her.

Sorry what does she have to be sorry about.

"Baby, why you are apologizing I was the one who hit him, not you"

"Yea I know but I don't like for you to have to come to my rescue all the time, I shouldn't start situations where you have to fight for me"

"You did not start this fight, the fight started baby when he called you those things ,I snapped, I should be apologizing to you I know how much you hate for me to fight for you, but I have to do what I have to do to make sure you're not hurt in any type of way, physically or verbally"

"No handsome I shouldn't have even opened the door for him"

"Listen, you didn't know what he actually wanted coming here, you were just being the kind person you are, don't trip over this" I held my hand up as she placed the ice pack on top of it "this hand will heal, it's probably just sore, I can move it so its not broken or anything, ok"

"Yea but you still hurt yourself, and it's totally my fault, if I would've stopped arguing with him maybe he would've just left -"

"Ok. am I going to have to put you over my knee and give you the spanking you sooo deserve right now, and plus if you keep blaming yourself you will never get to see your surprise that's waiting at my place"

"Surprise... Ooh what is it"

"You know for you to be a girl genius, you should know what the definition of surprise is. But know this tonight is all about you, forget everything that bastard told you today, forget all about my hand, now go get your bags and lets go"

PEN

What have he done now, I turned and headed upstairs and to grab my bags. I made sure all the lights were off upstairs. Then I went downstairs and blew out the candles, that was burning. I grabbed my phone, and shut the tv off.

"Ok Handsome I'm ready, we can go now"

"Good lets go" he grabbed my bags
And my hand and we walked out the door. He stopped to lock the door, and we headed down to his truck.

"Ok give me a clue handsome, what's the secret" I said as I turned the station on the radio.

"Ok ok I'll give you a clue, but only one clue annnnd you have to promise me that you will go along with it tonight, no complaining" he smacked my hand away from the radio and pressed the cd button, and a cd I left in his car one day started to play "now leave the radio alone"

"Ok I promise what's the clue"

He came to a stop at the red light and turned his head towards me and puckered his lips "nope, you have to kiss on it"

I leaned over and gave him a kiss on his lips "I promise. what is it"

"Ok your clue is sex" the light turned green and he turned his attention back towards the road.

"Wait a minute the surprise is sex, what's the surprise in that"

"Ok stop thinking so hard. One I said that was a clue, I never said that was the surprise, now you just have to wait, change of subject"

The word sex as my clue, what could that mean. I thought and I thought about it but nothing came to my mind. I decided to let it go an just wait to see what it is.

"Ok ok, have you talked to your mom today, is she doing better, how's Sarah"

"They are both doing good, moms has been clear to fly, and her and Sarah are flying down some time next week, Sarah has to do some things for her job and mom has to do some things for her job."

"Did you tell her about, what Kaylin has planned"

He started chuckling "ooooh yea, and she started crying, she said that it was wonderful news, and she send her love and congratulations to you"

"Hey Derek. You want to know something"

"Of course, what is it" he turned his head to look at me. I could tell he was studying my expression.

"Out of all the serious relationships I have been, and their families that I have met, I have never got along with none of their families like I do with yours. It's just that I love your mom and sisters to death, I just fit in with you guys. I never had the type of relationship with anybody in my family like I do with yours."

"You know I remember something my dad told me when I was younger, he said "Son, when you find that girl, that you bring home, and she becomes more of a daughter to your mom, than you are a son to your mother, and she becomes more of a sister to, your sisters than you are a brother to them, you are stuck with her for life" he would tell me that every time we would go camping, or I would tell him about a girl at elementary school, at the time I didn't understand what he meant, but now I understand him clearly" We began to chuckle.

"Your dad must've been a very smart man, because handsome whether you like it or not, I am stuck here"

"And I wouldn't have it any other way"

We soon fell into deep conversation, we laughed and we teased and soon we were pulling up to his place. We got out the car and he grabbed my hand. We reached the front steps and he stopped and turned towards me.

"Ok now you wait here"

I nodded and he turned and went into the house.

DEREK

Ok so this was it, she could even hate this surprise or she could love it, but either way she's here now. I opened the door and went into the house.
I went around lighting the candles I set out around the house. I looked at the table in the kitchen and noticed two plates and a note, I went over and picked it up

"DEREK I CAME BACK A LITTLE EARLY, I KNEW AFTER THE SURPRISE AND THE RESULTS FROM IT YOU GUYS WOULD PROBABLY HAVR WORK UP AN APPETITE, CHICKEN ALFREDO AND BREADSTICKS ARE IN THE OVEN. YOU WELCOME BIG HEAD"
YOUR BABY SIS

Ok so I must admit that was pretty nice of her. I will be sure to thank her later. But now I had my baby girl waiting outside for me.

PEN

Ok so I am a very impatient person, and Derek knows that. But because it's him, I am willing to wait a little longer. A few seconds later the door opened. Derek walked out and quickly closed the door behind him.

"Ok give me your phone" he said as held out his hand.

"What... Why do you need my phone" I asked as I searched through my purse to find it. I grabbed it and took it out.

"Because" he took the phone out of my hand. He began pressing buttons and then I saw him power it off. "Tonight is about you, and a phone will only be an distraction. I already turned mines off" he handed it back to me.

"What if Kaylin needs you-"

"Nope tonight is about you, now close your eyes"

I did as I was told and he grabbed my hand I heard the door open and close. Than I felt him come up behind me "open your eyes" he whispered into my ear, which sent shivers through my body, I quickly opened them.

The lights were off but candles were burning all around the house. "Hot stuff what's all this for, it's beautiful!"

"Baby, you once told me no guy has ever treated you the way your supposed to be treated. You deserve everything and more baby girl, you deserve to be loved, cared for, romanticized" he grabbed my hand and we walked over to the couch he reached into the champagne bucket and poured us some into the glasses.

"Hot stuff really I love it but you didn't have to do all this."

"Shhhhh, now I'm going to go upstairs into the guess bedroom and I'm going to change out of these clothes, why don't you do the same, and come back down here, and I throw on a little music and we dance the night away"

"Baby this is really, really nice I love it" I took a sip from my glass.

"Go change baby"

I leaned up and kissed him. I left and headed upstairs. I opened the bedroom door and the bed I noticed a very pretty lingerie set and matching shoes on the floor.

He gots to be kidding I am not wearing that, no, not in this world. I picked it up and held it against my body. It was a nice gesture but no way could I wear this especially not in front of him.

"You like it" came his deep voice from the doorway.

"Handsome I love it but I can't wear this, I would rather just get naked in front of you, I can't make a fool of myself this way handsome, I love it I do really but, it's not for me" I threw the lingerie back onto the bed.

"Baby as much as I would love for you to just get naked for me, I want you to feel comfortable around me in anything you wear, rather its lingerie, or even a swimming suit, I need you to be comfortable around me at all times."

"Baby I am comfortable around you, that's not the problem" I sat onto the edge of the bed.

"Than what's the problem" he asked as he sat down beside me.

"The problem isn't you, it's me. I don't feel comfortable enough with myself to wear that, I have never been a girl who could get away with wearing stuff like that, the last time I even attempted to wear something like that, the guy told me he wasn't in the mood and after that the relationship ended the next week. Sooo you see those type of get ups" I said pointing to the lingerie on the bed "are meant for the beautiful, thin, sexy women, and that is not me"

He pulled me up from the bed and we went in stood in front of the mirror.

"Tell me what do you see when you look into the mirror" he wrapped his arm around my waist.

"I see a fine hot Adonis of a man standing behind a fat ugly woman"

"Well can I tell you what I see. I see a woman who is as sexy and beautiful as any other girl in this world, a woman who has let these ignorant, stereotypical men ruin her self confidence. I see someone who feels she has to wear all of these bright colors for guys to notice her , but underneath it all, knows that she is really a beautiful woman without all the makeup and bright colors, I have seen this side before, I know what the real Penelope Garcia looks like. If I could have my choice of the Penelope Garcia that I would want to see everyday, it would be the Penelope who has just woken up in the morning, with no makeup on, and who has bed head, and believe me she is sexy, thats the Penelope I love the most, not the Penelope who hides behind the colors. We have went over this before. But tonight I want you to forget every bad thing that every guy has told you, every bad thing Lynch has told, those guys doesn't know what the real definition of sexy is, because if they did the would know that you are the definition of sexy"

I looked into the mirror and I saw in his face that he meant every single word of what he just said. I than looked at myself in the mirror. Sure I may not be the skinniest woman on earth, but who would want to be. I'm not that bad on the eyes, sure there is some things I could work on, but my hot stuff loves me just the way I am.

"Ok so are you going change, I have another surprise but it's downstairs and it requires less clothes than what we have on" he said as he kissed me on my neck.

I looked back at the lingerie and nodded my head "yea handsome, I will, but you better not laugh at me or I will march right back up them stairs and change and leave"

He slid his hands from my waist and smacked me on my bottom "yes I promise now change" he turned and walked out the door.

Ok Penelope you can do this. Just strip and change into this getup and head downstairs, it's nothing, Derek has seen me naked before. I coached to self as I moved over to the bed and I removed my jacket and I stepped out of my shoes. Than I removed my pants and everything else and soon I was standing in my all gloriousness. I picked up the lingerie and I slipped it on, I pulled up the stockings that came with it and slipped the shoes on. I pulled my hair out of the scruntchy and my hair, that I totally forgot to curl, was falling straight down my back, I combed out a side bang and I reapplied a little make up. I went back to the full mirror and I checked myself out, and to be honest I didn't look too bad, but I wasn't fully comfortable, just than I got an idea. I went over to my bag and I rummaged through till I found the black and purple silky robe I had packed. I put it on and tied the belt around my waist, and one final glance into the mirror and I was headed out the door downstairs.

I almost froze on my way downstairs it took everything in me not to turn around and head back upstairs. But I thought back to those words he told me. YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF SEXY.