(Please note that italicized and underlined is the Narrator, bold me whenever I want to talk, bold and underlinedis the cuss-cutter-outter person, and everything else is just underlined.)
Know Your Stars
Souta was walking back from school, his tiny widdle hands holding the straps to his backpack. He was looking down, like always, and for ONCE not freakin talking to himself. Seriously, why doesn't someone kidnap him? Hmm... maybe he's THAT annoying. Will his high-pitched voice and all. Maybe he's the reincarnation of Shippo? Hmm... maybe. Just maybe. Anyway, he was walking up the unbelievable LONG staircase to his house.
Do you ever get taller? Or are you gonna be a midget forever...?
Souta: Huh!? What?!
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars!
Souta: W-what's going on?!
Hey you guys, this one should be easy! He's a kid, so he SHOULDN'T cuss!
Bradley: Hey, you got a point there!
Souta: I don't understaaaannnnddddd [bawls]
Oh, for the love of lorves...
Kuyoko: Is that your new word or something? [munch munch]
Yeah.... what are you eating...?
Kuyoko: Strawberry pocky!!
Souta: POCKY!!?!? I want some pocky!
Yeaaah!! I do toooo!
Kuyoko: NO!! IT'S MINEEEE!!
We'll... you're a &# then...
Souta: [gasp] You said a diiirrrtttyyyy word!
You've got to be kidding me...
Bradley: ... She's gonna make Souta die, I can see it now...
Kuyoko: You just jinxed it..
Souta: I'm telling my MOM on you! She'll know what to do!
The hell you are!
Kuyoko: [sigh] .... &#...
Souta: MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
JESUS! Shut the &# UP!!!
Jesus: Holy Spirit! I was taking a shower! Call me later! Jeeeezzzz...
....
Souta: Was that really Jesus?
Yeah... we're buddies now...
Souta: Huh.... wellll... I'm still telling mom.
....[zaps him with tazer gun]
Kuyoko: HOLY HELL!!!
Bradley: SHANNON!! What the &#?!?
What? He was gonna tell on me.
Souta: [twitching on the ground]
Kuyoko: You didn't have to TAZE him!
Hey, atleast I didn't KILL him... [mumbles]yet[mumbles]
Kuyoko: What was that..?
Nothing...
[dog walks up and starts sniffing Souta]
....
Bradley: ....
Kuyoko: ....
Souta: [twitch]
[dog marks his business aaaallll over Souta and then drags him off in a dark ally]
Bradley: Should we go after him...?
What? I don't know what your talking about...
Kuyoko: Yeah, Brad... the &# are you talkin bout?
Bradley: .... Nothing at all...
[in the dark ally, Souta is still twitching... also, he's leg is in the process of being gnawed off]
Weelll... know you know your star...? Sure... well, join us next time on Know Your Stars! We're gonna do random &# with Ayame next! See ya!