ML54: If I thought that LeathalAttractionshipping was new to me. I am WAY out of my comfort zone here.

Mew: Why?

Uxie: He won't answer til the end of the chapter. And by then we'd understand anyway.

Dialga: ML54 doesn't own Pokemon.

Sexuality

Deoxys looked in the mess hall to find the Earth trio, Groudon, Kyogre and Rayquaza, talking about...something.

"So then I just kicked the Aggron and it turned out he was just sleeping." Groudon finished, rubbing his foot from the memory of clipping it on one of the Steel type's horns. "But man do those horns hurt!"

"Why didn't you just put a mirror underneath his nostrils?" The Sky dragon asked, curiously. "It's a far less painful way of deducing whether someone's dead or not." The Ground type rubbed the back of his head, sheepishly.

"I don't have a mirror." Kyogre grinned at her friend's situation.

"Sorry about that. Guess the flooding I caused must of ruined most your stuff."

"I thought the two of you were friends now." Rayquaza inputted, confused.

"We are. The last time she flooded my home was ten years ago...I don't get out much."

"If you told me you needed new stuff, Groudon, I would have gone with you to get some yesterday. Why are you only just mentioning it now?" She asked, curious.

"Well...You said you wanted to get that surf board...I just figured I could get second hand crap to put in my cave from anywhere." Just then, Deoxys decided to interrupt the, obviously uncomfortable, Groudon.

"Guys. Have you seen Mewtwo anywhere?" Rayquaza pointed towards the room area.

"Last time I saw him, he was just leaving his brother and sister and heading for your room." She thanked him and decided to walk to her and Mewtwo's room. Thinking the exercise might calm her nerves.

Why would she need this?

Well you try asking the stoic, serious and level headed clone Pokemon out and not feel like you were going to battle Arceus with only a spoon with the means of protection. Yeah, thought so.

"Just stay calm...Relax...He's stoic but you're friends with him...He may not put you down like a rabid Growlithe...Okay maybe he will..." She shuddered at the thought. She had kept telling herself that she was used to his insults when they weren't friends, but that would be a lie.

When she reached the room she took a deep breath and entered.

Then ducked as a model aeroplane zoomed out. "What the Hell?!" She exclaimed as it hit the wall opposite the door and landed on the ground.

"Whoops...I have to work out the knacks in the system." Mewtwo commented, floating over her and offering his paw. "Sorry about that."

"No it's fine. Just maybe you could put up some sort of sign when you're working on this stuff." She suggested to him as she was picked up off of the ground. "Thanks."

"I suppose a simple 'Do not enter' sign isn't impossible to put up. I'll get to asking Arceus for one. But it'll have to wait until I finish my latest experiment."

"...What experiment?" Deoxys asked, curiously. He grinned.

"Only the everlasting gob-stopper." She raised her pokebrow at him. "Mew saw it on this film she and Celebi watched and wanted me to try and make it. It took a few months but I think I got it." He turned and floated into the room, not much of a walker at all.

Deoxys followed him to see he had set up, what looked like, a resident evil style lab set in the corner. "Really? All this for a gob-stopper?"

"How big of a lab do you think the inventors of general chocolate had?" The female put on a thinking face, then shrugged.

"Good point." She sighed as he turned. So much for asking him out today. "I'll just be go..."

Just as she was going to finish her sentence a white lab coat had been thrown at her. "I could always use the help if you're interested. I need a Pokemon that can think outside, not just the box, but the laws of physics themselves. And you're just that Pokemon." She blinked in confusion, before putting the lab coat on, getting into her speed form for fast assistance.

"I'll be happy to help you." Mewtwo smiled, fondly in response then got his own lab coat on.

"Latios! You promised!" The blue eon dragon sighed in agitation at his sister's constant pestering.

"I didn't promise. I said I'd think about it." He replied, the red eon dragon huffing and turning away. "It's times like this I wish Arceus had just kept me in the Distortion World."

"Well start thinking!"

"I don't like anyone like that, okay!" He answered, apparently on deaf ears as Latias placed her arms on her legless hips.

"But I told you about my crush on Ray! Why can't you tell me about your crush on Lugia?!"

"Because I DON'T have a crush on Lugia!" By now, some more of the Legendaries have been entering the room the siblings were arguing in. The main room.

"Then why are you so nice and comforting to her?!"

"Why am I so nice and comforting to you?! Or how about Articuno or Cresselia?! Or even Celebi or Mew?! Just because I'm NICE to someone doesn't mean I have a crush on them! Otherwise I'd have a crush on EVERYONE!" Latias put a look of pondering on her face.

"You need more guy friends." She pointed out to the, now shocked, blue dragon. "I think all of your friends are female."

"...what are you getting at?" Latias looked at his uncomfortable look. Especially once Terrakion had come in, for a peculiar reason.

"Well...I'd just assumed since...well we have existed for about 5,000,000 years...you'd have to have had a crush on a girl by now at least. Come on! Who?! Moltres?"

"No."

"Arceus."

"No."

"Meloetta."

"I barely know her! No!"

"Just tell me who she is!"

"I don't like a girl!"

"Why not?!"

"BECAUSE I'M GAY!" Everyone stopped what they were doing after that, rather loud, announcement and turned to the, now red faced, Latios. His blush was so hard that you'd be able to mistake him for Latias right about now.

"Your...gay?" Darkrai asked, wondering why no one noticed before. Although it would explain why he didn't complain when he was dragged along to do girly things with Latias. The other guys just assumed he was really nice.

"I...I-I..." Latios stuttered, before turning tail and zooming out of there as fast as possible.

"LATIOS!" Latias called, about to go after him before Rayquaza held her back.

"Maybe you should let be on his own for a while. Poor guy's probably as confused as I was after Deoxys's meteor hit me in the head." The Dragon-Psychic type nodded and, slowly, sat with his trio.

Everyone then followed suit, to try to not make a big deal out of it. Not noticing Terrakion slipping out.

"GUYS! MEW'S HAD SUGAR! HIT THE DECK!" Jirachi called to the group of six, who ducked just in time as a pink blur zoomed past.

"What the Hell?!" Azelf shrieked, having almost lost her head. "What did she have to eat?!"

"I think a better question would be 'what didn't she have?'" Jirachi replied, ushering them towards the kitchen. "Three chocolate fudge cakes, seven sugar cookies, fourteen brownies, eight strawberry milkshakes and cookie dough! She didn't make it she ate the DOUGH!"

The group looked in one corner and saw a small bit of vomit. They looked back at Jirachi, questionable. "I had one milkshake, but Mew dared me to drink it as fast as I could." He shuddered at the memory.

"Well..." Rotom started. "...that's one milkshake that won't be bringing all the boys to the yard." Phione swatted his arm, playfully.

"What have I told you about going through my iPod?" Rotom shrugged, rustling her antennae a little.

"If you didn't want me to listen to your songs, you shouldn't have given me the password."

"But you could have just went into the iPod and found it anyway?" Celebi pointed out.

"Forget that right now! We have to stop Mew before she hurts herself!" Mesprit shook her head at the wish Pokemon.

"I think your overreacting a little bit. What's the worst thing she's ever done on a sugar high?"

"She stole a WW2 Hurricane from the Royal Air Museum and destroyed half of the Slateport Harbour." Celebi put on a dark look.

"And guess who had to clean that up. That's right me!" She shook her head. "She also Iron Tailed an iceberg off into the ocean."

"That doesn't sound so..." Manaphy's response was cut short by the time traveller.

"The one that sunk the Titanic!"

"...I'll shut up then." Mesprit put a comforting arm around him.

"I remember the time she had went completely sugar drunk and made out with Celebi!" Celebi went from green to full out red after Mesprit's comment.

"Wow Celebi. First Mew and now Zeke." Azelf grinned at her best friend's expense. "You're really making your way through the family."

"Shut up! I thought we agreed we'd NEVER talk about that again!"

"I still can't believe you kissed BACK though!" Phione added, earning more laughs to erupt from the group. "If we hadn't stopped them Arceus only knows where it could have led to!" Rotom and Manaphy looked at Jirachi who was grinning a bit. They shook their heads at him, undoubtedly imagining that scene, and smacked him out of the trance before the girls noticed.

"Anyway. I'll get Zeke. He can get her no problem." Celebi buzzed up her wings and getting the hell out of there before the others could make other remarks about that stupid Halloween party.

"WWEEEEEEEE!" Mew called, zooming through the bedroom areas, causing Mewtwo to drop the solution of water and sugar he was carrying in a vile onto the floor.

"Damn it! Mew!" He yelled out to the oblivious kitten, picking up a tea towel. "I really hate it when she gets like that."

"I can tell." Deoxys replied, helping out with another tea towel. "How many experiments has she interrupt like this?"

"Well, if today is the 14th of July, and she ruined three this month...34,789." Deoxys whistled through her no existent mouth.

"So a lot."

"Yes. A lot."

"No-one can catch me! For I am SUPER MEW!" She called, spinning around Tornadus several times before rushing off as he feel out of the air in dizziness.

Suddenly, someone grabbed her arm. "No-one except her Arch-Nemesis, THE TICKLER!" She heard her brother say before he rubbed her under arms with his fingers, bursting out laughing, she struggled in his grip, but he had his tail locked around her waist like a vice.

"N-no...ha ha...S-stop! Ha ha ha! That tickles!" This carried on for a few minutes before Mew let out a yawn and passed out. Zeke caught her and handed her to the newly arriving Jirachi.

"So just tickle her after you catch her, then within five minutes she's out like a candle. Now I need to get back, me and Uxie have almost finished the Easter egg on Black Ops Moon." He told the wish Pokemon, before floating out past Celebi, grabbing her in a quick hug, kissing her, then flipping them round and continuing off to his previous destination backwards.

"How does he do that?" Celebi asked herself more than Jirachi as she fell over backwards on her butt. Jirachi landed next to her, shaking his head.

"Don't ask me, I haven't a clue." A small snore brought him out the conversation. He grinned down at Mew's sleeping form as the time travel Pokemon got up again. She looked so innocent in her sleep, yet she's as guilty as a man with a bloody knife standing next to a body. "I'll just get her to bed."

"Right. I'm going to go see Mesprit." They bid each other farewell before turning to their own destinations.

"You okay Latios?" The blue dragon froze at hearing someone close to him. He could've sworn no-one saw him come here. He had rushed off to the garden, next to the fountain and let a few tears go.

This was the first time that he had questioned his own sexuality. He had been curious himself as to why he hadn't taken a romantic interest in any of the females, considering how much time he spent with them. But his outburst was purely his mind acting on it's own. He didn't know which way he swung.

He turned to see the Pokemon that first lead him to question himself. Terrakion. The other male that Latios had, much to his embarrassment, checked out. The solid, bulky structure of his body and serious eyes. Yet was such a delight to talk to.

Latios rubbed his eyes clean, not trusting them to Terrakion just yet. "Y-yeah." His voice betrayed him though. The Rock-Fighting type set his rock cold gaze at him, causing the dragon to shiver in nervousness.

"No you're not. Tell me what's bothering you." Terrakion had said, standing next to his prone form, wrapping his hoof around his shoulder. Latios shuddered before resting his head on the other male's shoulder.

"I'm just...so confuse-sed. I-is it natural for a g-guy to l-like men l-like that."

"What's wrong with it? It's just as natural as a man liking a women."

"B-but...W-what if t-the others d-don't approve? What i-if they a-avoid me?" Terrakion turned to him, still keeping his hoof around the fragile dragon.

"They won't. I know for a fact they won't. I'm gay and the others don't mind at all." Latios looked up at him in surprise.

"Y-you a-are?" He asked, hopefully and shakily. As if to answer him, Terrakion kissed the top of his head. It felt weird for Latios at first, with always being told he was suppose to be attracted to females, but it just felt right. Like this is where he belonged. Wrapped under the protective arms of another male.

"Yes. I'll admit that I have an interest in you Latios, but wasn't sure if you played for the same team as me." He said, using the euphemism like it was an everyday thing. "But now I'm sure. And even if you aren't yourself. I can help you decide." This piqued Latios's interest.

"How?"

"I could kiss you." Latios froze, a blush the heat of an erupting volcano adorning his cheeks. But the idea didn't repulse him. In fact, he wanted to try.

"O-okay..." Terrakion smiled, his eyes taking on a touch of warmness. Latios felt himself swoon, but almost fainted when their lips touched.

Their eyes closed at the blissful sensation. Terrakion was especially happy since he FINALLY found someone else like him and Latios was eustatic now that he understood his emotions. He was homosexual.

ML54: See what I meant now Mew.

Mew: Yes...

Articuno: What made you write this?

ML54: I don't really know. I just wanted to see if I could write Yaoi without it being wierd to me. But you know what, it isn't too bad. I might try it again soon.

Zapdos: Until then review and don't flame.