LSD Trip
By: I'm Not Wearing Any Pants
If only it was a hallucination, not a cruel reality.

I don't own any Ben 10 characters, nor do I claim.

D'Void pushed his horrific assbaby Mary Sue Null Guardian in a pink Disney Princess stroller one fine blood red sky in the Null Void. They were enjoying a lovely stroll through the asteroid field free from those annoying Helpers, Helen and Manny. Sometimes with Pierce.

"Such a fine day for a stroll in the Null Void with my beloved infernal author insert baby," D'Void sang out. "As long as I have her with me, I'll never have to worry about doing anything beyond devoting every waking moment of my life to her, making out with her, sobbing hysterically, and loudly recycling the plot of Voided. And sometimes dying, only to be resurrected and do it all again in the next story. Boy, it's sure fun. And by fun, I mean maddeningly tiresome and unfulfilling."

He was soon punched in the face for the sake of the plot and got knocked out. Also for the sake of the plot.

He woke up hours later the nondescript resting place of those annoying Helpers, Helen and Manny. He was stripped to his undies and bound tightly above a giant bubbling soup pot. He saw his shrieking-screaming baby Sue clutched in the arms of the nefarious blue vagina, also known as Helen. Helen grinned evilly as she stroked the drooling beast. It cooed in her arms. It obviously preferred her over him because she had a matching pair of ovaries to easily manipulate at a sadistic whim. Also mammaries and inexplicable Western hyperfeminization regardless of being a lizardish alien species. Alien lizard titties are the writing team's fetish.

"MY MARY SUE!" D'Void struggled without realizing the ropes were starting to break. "GIVE ME BACK MY MARY SUE! SHE'S MINE, NOT YOURS, YOU BLUE BITCH!"

Helen giggled obnoxiously, sticking out her tongue. "Mommy's baby now. Daddy D'Void go bye-bye! Estrogen wins, long live the matriarchy, loser!" She began to kiss the thing open-mouthed, with tongue. The straight male and lesbian audience ran away because this is so not the kind of girl-on-girl they wanted to see. Not ever.

"Noooooooooooooooooooo," D'Void wailed for hours before sobbing hysterically. Also for hours.

Then the ropes finally snapped and he fell into the pot.

(Meanwhile, in the real world)

D'Void twitched on the floor during a bad kormite trip as Helen and Manny stared down at him. He started frothing at the mouth. It was yellow and gross.

"Dude's tripping hard," Manny said. He shook his head. He shrugged with indifference. "It's his own fault for huffing so much kormite. That shit's dangerous."

Helen turned toward the audience. She shook her finger at the fourth wall. "Remember kids: Drugs aren't cool. Steroids are for fools. Don't be like D'Void!"

Then the shriek-sobbing baby Null Guardian wearing a pink glittery Disney Princess outfit with golden tiara burst through the wall and hissed at them while they screamed. They were instantly reminded of how cruel reality could be and that the horrible Black Hole Sue thing was indeed real. It was in their universe, tearing it apart inch by inch. And it would continue to do so...forever.

Turns out D'Void OD'd in a last effort attempt to get escape the madness. It didn't work out as well as he figured. Don't do drugs, kids. Roids will mess you up.

The End