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I dont own Durarara. If I did that would be sweet.

I took me a while to gt everything down but here it is and I apreciate all of you. I love you humans

Chapter 21

If Izaya had to explain his life it would be disguising his hate as love and his love as hate. He didn't "love" humans, not truly but ne loved Shizuo yet he always made it out as hatred. Izaya looked at his reflection in a cup of tea he had made himself, the tiny wisps of smoke hitting his face as they rose in the air. Izaya inhaled deeply and relaxed. I hope the results are okay, Izaya thought as he placed a hand over his stomach, a warm, tingly feeling began inside of him. He began to walk to Shizuo's room carefully; he opened the door slowly and peered in. He saw the blonde sitting on the bed relaxed and shirtless. Izaya blushed slightly.

Shizuo looked up and noticed Izaya standing at the doorway; he smiled and motioned for the raven to enter. Shizuo had spent the entire day with watching with worried eyes how Izaya would shiver at the sight of food and grab his stomach in nauseous pain. Izaya entered the room holding a cup of tea; he had barely eaten anything that day. Shizuo moved over slightly giving Izaya room to sit, the raven sat down holding his cup tightly in both hands trying not to spill. Izaya cuddled up closely to the blonde, the baggy sweat shirt he was wearing folded up against his thin frame. Izaya smiled and drank his tea slowly and happily.

The two went to sleep not long after that, a bright moon illuminated the night sky and reflected the city wisps of fog moving in and covering it.

Izaya tossed and turned in his sleep, he heard quiet crying in the back of his mind and a pair of colorless eyes. Izaya could almost see a completely blank figure; small and tiny like a child's but it was only an outline. Izaya reached out and grabbed the small figure, cradling it gently in his arms. The raven then heard a faint voice calling his name; he turned around and saw Shizuo standing a few meters behind him. Izaya smiled and tried to call out to the blonde but saw to his surprise that no words could come out. Shizuo got closer to him a smile gracing his lips; he grabbed Izaya's face gently and began to stroke his cheeks. Shizuo got closer to him and whispered something in his ears, it's started.

Izaya's eyes shot open as he bolted upward he rabidly scanned the area; he was on Shizuo's bed right next to the blonde. Shizuo's eyes fluttered open as he saw the raven staring at him.

"What's wrong" Shizuo asked a he got up.

"N-Noting I just…..had a weird dream"

Shizuo got up and began to dress himself to go to work "If Shinra tells you the results call me okay"

"I will" Izaya said as he cuddled the blanket closer to his body.

"If you need anything call me or Celty" Shizuo kissed Izaya's lips gently before he left.

Izaya was alone in the room "I wonder what he meant" Izaya's voice echoed through the empty room.

Shinra examined the data of the old blood samples; there was an irregularity in hormones but other hen that it all seemed okay. Shinra then got out the results from the fresh blood he had gotten from Izaya the day before. The hormones were even more unstable, there were almost no male like testosterones, and they shared more characteristics with female hormones then males.

It almost seems as if Izaya was….no that cannot be possible, Shinra hastily got out Izaya's old X-ray and examined it. He stared at a particular spot in the lower part of Izaya's stomach. At first he thought it was just a blur in the image but now he wasn't so sure. He then noticed something around Izaya's chest. Oh my god….

"Celty!" Shinra exclaimed as he ran to the headless woman who was busy staring at her head "I have to go to Shizuo's place!"

(Why? What's so important?)

"It's hard to understand but let's just say…I have to ask Izaya some questions"

(….Alright)

Although Celty wasn't sure why Shinra was acting this way but she trusted the spectacled doctor and did what he asked her.

The two rode across the city on Celty's horse, the city was bustling with people as it usually was at that time. People moved through the city bumping into others as they walked pass. Shinra heard a loud scream erupt from the center of the city, dust clouds exploded in the air. As they rode through the city a large street lamp broke through the sky after a loud yell. Several people yelled in terror as the street lamp began to fall from the sky landing with a loud crash sending a shock through the earth.

"Sounds like Shizuo's doing his job" Shinra said just as several other screams came from the city fallowed by other objects being thrown wildly in the air. Stop signs, trash cans, people all flew across the sky in clouds of dust. The city itself seemed to be covered in a thin layer of gray dust giving it an ominous aura that fit the city rather well. This was Ikebukuro, the city of the headless rider, the strongest man in the city and possibly the entire world, and the former home of the old Izaya Orihara.

Shinra let out a long sigh as he thought about his blonde friend, He'll never change. Shinra couldn't help but think of the relationship Shizuo now had with Izaya, they both seemed very happy with each other. Well he'll never change when he's in the city.

"Hey Celty could you send Izaya a heads up that we're coming over" Shinra yelled over the noise of the city and the bustle of the rode. Celty gave a small nod, as someone who could control shadows driving while composing a message wasn't too hard for her, besides Shinra was with her she wasn't going to let anything happen to him.

(Izaya Shinra has something to tell you we're coming over)

The two drove up to Shizuo's apartment, parking Celty's steed. The couple made it up to Shizuo's apartment and Shinra knocked gently on the door hoping Izaya would come and answer it "You didn't have to come with me Celty, I mean I'm glad you're here but wouldn't you rather spend some more time with your head. We're still not sure why she-you opened her-your eyes"

The headless women quickly typed and shoved her phone in his face (I wanted to come with you, besides I want to know what you're going to ask Izaya and check up on the guy. Shizuo would probably like that)

The door was slowly opened as Izaya stuck his head out "Oh, Shinra Celty" Izaya fully opened the door giving the couple room to enter. Izaya was wearing a baggy red hoody and gray sweat shorts, his hair was ruffled; he looked as if he had just gotten up or he had just spent the entire day in bed.

"So why exactly are you guys here?" Izaya asked as the couple sat down on the couch.

"Well it's about the results of your blood" Shinra said as Izaya sat down, the raven instantly tensed up when he heard this.

"W-Was there something wrong?" Izaya asked in a worried tone as he tried his best to keep calm.

"Izaya I need to know did you" Shinra face became bright red and he began to have trouble talking "Did…you…and Shizuo…you know….have s-sex?"

Izaya's eyes went wide as he blushed rabidly, his face became blood red and his face heated up "Um….W-why do y-you ask?"

(Yeah why?) Celty seemed just as curious as to why Shinra asked that as Izaya was.

"Just answer the question" Shinra was embarrassed with the question too.

"Well…if you must know…yes" Izaya whispered his answer it was almost too quiet for the couple to hear, but they still heard it and understood.

(Oh my! YOU GUYS DID IT! Tuhnb yug chgj yujv) Celty was completely awestruck, her fingers could barely move correctly to type her words.

"Well yeah…we did it…is that bad?"

"No not at all" Shinra began "Just I think…now hear me out here, I suspect…..oh, how do I say it?"

"Just say it"

"Alright I think you may be pregnant"

For the second time that day Izaya was frozen in confusion "What?!"

"Well the results show, your hormones are working, you guys have done it, you've been feeling nauseous and not liking the sight of food, a common thing in the beginning of pregnancies"

"B-But I'm a guy!" Izaya exclaimed, he couldn't be pregnant, it wasn't possible. If he was in fact pregnant what would Shizuo think?

"I know that but I took another look at you're X-ray and I think you may have a womb and I suspect you might also be able to produce milk"

"There is no way" Izaya said as he broke down placing his hands over his face. It's not possible, I can't be…..but if I was….well it wouldn't be bad. Izaya couldn't believe what he was saying, it's not possible!

"Well Izaya I'm not surprised that you don't believe me, I'm not sure if I believe myself, but if you were woman I would easily tell you that you were pregnant. All the signs point to it" Shinra spoke softly an reassuringly when he saw Izaya's worried face "Well if you don't believe me you can always just do the old fashion thin and buy a pregnancy test. Even though blood test tends to be more accurate"

"Well I guess I could do that but I don't really have any money with me" before Izaya could finish his sentence Celty handed him a couple of bills "Celty what's this-"

(Just take it and get this straightened out)

"Thank you Celty but wouldn't it be weird if I bought a pregnancy test. I'm not even allowed to be outside"

(Disguise yourself and go out to the city)

"Wow Celty" Shinra began "you sure do seem to want this done don't you-"the spectacled doctor couldn't finish his sentence when the phone rang.

Izaya got up to answer it and happily saw that it was the blonde "Hello Shizuo"

"Hey how have things been? Have you been feeling nauseous again?"

Izaya was delighted by the protective tone of Shizuo's voice "No not really, just a few stomach pains. Nothing to bad"

"Okay that's great but I think I'm going to be a little late today something came up"

"Oh okay" Izaya wanted to ask what had come up but he saw that this would give him some time to go out into the city.

"If you want I could pick us up some sushi"

"No that's okay" Izaya said quickly he didn't want to risk the chance of bumping into the blonde.

"Alright I'll see you later"

"Bye" Izaya said, he hung up the phone and went back to the couple "Well I got some extra time on my hands" Great I'm going to have to buy a pregnancy test.

Shizuo just wanted to get his work done and go back to Izaya, but it seemed like the universe just wanted to mess with him that day. Not only did he have to deal with the usual idiots he had to deal with as part of his job but he also had to deal with a bunch of teenager who wanted to kill him. They were always yelling something like they were going to avenge their comrades by getting rid of him. It truly did piss him of having to deal with so many idiots in one day. Never the less he took care of like he did the rest of the problems he faced; he punched the bastard across the sky and threw street lamps, trash cans, and all kinds of things into the sky.

This was the first time in a long time that he wanted to have a smoke so badly. Finally it seemed like the idiots were going to stop challenging him, well at least for the day. Just when he was about to go his new co-worker tapped his shoulder.

"Hm... Yeah what?"

"Well I was just wondering if you'd like to show me around Ikebukuro, I mean I still don't know much about the city"

Shizuo didn't think much of Vorona she seemed like a smart enough women to figure out this city on her own. She didn't need him to show her around.

"I'm actually looking for an apartment now so I was wonder if….." Vorona's voice suddenly trailed off.

"You want me to show you around the city?"

"Well if it's not too much trouble"

Shizuo let out a small sigh "Fine just let me call someone" Shizuo took out his phone; he dialed his house number and hoped that the raven would pick up.

Shizuo explained the entire situation to the rave n and was rather glad that Izaya understood he was also glad to hear that his boyfriend hadn't had that many stomach pains.

Shizuo hung up and looked back at the blonde female "Fine let's go"

"Great" the women exclaimed.

"Alright you two have fun" Tom began as he too took out his phone "I'll try to see what all those guys were about"

"Don't worry yourself Tom; you know how most people get around me" Shizuo stated as he began to walk away, Vorona walked a few feet behind him.

"Alright so where do we start" Vorona asked, she seemed to be acting really nice to him. Shizuo didn't know much about Vorona but from what Tim told him she was supposed to be rather intimidating.

"Anywhere in particular you want to see?" Shizuo asked really hoping time would go by faster if they visited interesting places.

"No, I just want to get to know the city, you lead"

I cannot believe I am doing this! Izaya thought to himself as he freaked out on the inside, when she said a disguise I didn't mean this!

Izaya was currently dressed like a girl, it was bad enough he believed he was starting to turn into a girl; he didn't need to be dressed like one. He was wearing his old pants the ones he used to wear all time, a blue shirt and black jacket that would hide the fact that he had no breast. He was even wearing a wig Celty had gotten him; Izaya always had a rather feminine face the wig just made him look more like a female. He was shocked when he saw how much he looked like a girl; he could pass off for his sister.

Izaya walked all the way to the store happy that no one looked at him twice or even paid special attention to him. When he made it to the store he blushed red, Wait! Isn't a girl, who looks like she'd 18, buying a pregnancy test worse and even more embarrassing!? Izaya let out a long sigh, going to have to get this over with.

Izaya walked in, the store was lined with all sorts of things and was crowded with people. The store bustled with noise, the clattering steps of people walking echoed through the air. Izaya sighed as he walked rabidly to the pharmaceutical section; he wanted to get out of there as fast as possible. He scanned the supply of test they had and tried to decide which one would be more accurate, he found one that seemed like his best guess even if it cost more than the others. He quickly grabbed the test and made his way to the check-out counter. Izaya blushed red, this really was embarrassing. How did women do this? He felt as if people were staring at him even though he knew he was just being paranoid.

The raven made it to the counter, there were only three people in front of him and none of them seemed to have more than five items. Izaya waited patiently for his turn as the last few people finished paying. He made it to the counter and placed the solitary test on the counter, the cahier was a women who seemed a little older than him. She gave him an odd look as she scanned the bar code of the test, it was a good thing she kept her judgment in her head. Izaya quickly paid, grabbed the test and ran off. Before he made it to the door he wondered if he should just take the test now and get it over with. Besides I do this now and if I'm not pregnant I get to make fun of Shinra.

Izaya asset his course for the bathroom, the lady's restroom, and was happy to see that no one was there which was weird seeing how full the store was. Lucky me, Izaya stepped into the stall and opened up the box taking out the test. He pulled down his pants and did what he had to do.

Once he did he waited the necessary time, Izaya was rather clad he bought the more reliable test instead of the ones that just showed two lines. Izaya looked back at the test wondering if it was done, he hadn't expected to see what he saw.

Pregnant

That word. That simple word. Izaya wanted to scream right there. It's not possible! Is this a joke! How is it possible?!It's not! Is it? Izaya didn't know what to do. How was he going to tell Shizuo? Either way he took the test and put it in his pocket; he would need it as proof.

The raven quickly ran away exiting the store and setting sights for Shizuo's apartment. Izaya then stopped when he remembered Shizuo would be late today, great. Izaya slowed down a little, maybe if I'm lucky enough I'll run into him.

Izaya wondered through the city when he spotted bright blonde hair sticking out of the crowd. Izaya quickly ran the person and wasn't glad with what he saw. Siting close to the city's fountain was Shizuo and the blonde women, the one who Shizuo had once gone on a date with. The water spitting out falling down gently, the water sparkled in the light of the setting sun. What was her name? Eh, I don't care. What the hell is he doing!? Izaya didn't want to believe it but it was right there, clear and in his face. No, that can't be right. I shouldn't jump to conclusions. Izaya could easily get close to them and eavesdrop on their conversation but that wouldn't be right. He needed to trust the blonde, oh I trust Shizuo. I just don't trust that blonde bimbo!

Izaya got closer to the pair and tried to hear what they were saying.

"So Shizuo" the busty blonde began "Are you seeing anyone?"

Izaya couldn't help but want to punch the women, but that would be wrong. So he just cursed her in his mind.

"Actually yeah I am. You?" Shizuo stated simply. Izaya was happy that Shizuo didn't hide their relationship. The raven's heart fluttered slightly then he saw the blonde females face. She didn't seem very happy.

"Oh me" She muttered "nope, I am currently seeing know one" her voice had an odd tone of bitterness.

"Well" Shizuo began as he began to stand, the fountain water gushing out as he did "I showed you around Ikebukuro as promise and now I should be going" Shizuo looked at the sky, the sun was beginning to set, the sky was an odd shade of red.

"Wait, don't go" the female said as she grabbed his arm and pulled him slightly "I want to know about this person you're dating. What type of girl is she" Once again Izaya took notice of the bitter tone in the women's voice.

Lady you are barking up the wrong tree, Izaya thought, Shizuo likes boys….or maybe he just likes me, either way he's mine.

"So your girlfriend is…" She began the sentence hoping he would finish it. She let go of Shizuo's arm.

"I really don't think this is something I should be talking about with you" Shizuo stated. Right, Izaya thought, she obviously wants you Shizuo, I don't blame her but you're mine.

"Oh c'mon you can tell me" She smiled gently. Shizuo clearly didn't take the hint.

Oh Shizuo you're so dense. I should get in there. Seeing Shizuo clearly wasn't going to be let go by this women Izaya needed to get his courage up. Izaya took a deep breath and began to walk over to them.

Shizuo was the first to take notice in the steps approaching them and turned to see the raven, his eyes went wide. Does he recognize me? Oh please Shizuo recognize me! Shizuo let out a small smile. The women on the other hand didn't, her face seemed to scrunch up slightly.

"Well Vorona" Shizuo began as he put his hand over the raven's shoulder "I really must be going" the two began to walk away.

"Wait! Who's she?"

Shizuo let go of Izaya for a moment and stood in front of Vorona, he offered her his hand and helped her stand. Shizuo shook Vorona's hand as he began to speak "I'll see you tomorrow Vorona" Shizuo went back to Izaya and began to walk away.

Of course Shizuo managed to still treat her respectfully after technically rejecting her, Izaya thought as they walked.

"So what's with the get up?" Shizuo asked "I mean I don't hate it, you make a rather hot girl but why?"

"How'd you figure out it was me?" Izaya was truly intrigued by this, Shizuo couldn't figure out that Vorona was hitting on him yet he noticed Izaya in a heartbeat.

"Well I know you; I've seen you naked I know every inch of your body, especially your face" Shizuo pulled Izaya closer to him "So what are you doing in the city?"

"I found something out today" Izaya said as he began to get nervous "I'll tell you when we get home"

Izaya sat Shizuo down on the couch and took of the wig he was wearing as he unzipped his jacket.

"Izaya what's the matter, you seem a little….nervous and you're blushing"

The raven began walking around trying to think of how to compose his words "Umm…..Shizuo...I-I'm…..Ah" Izaya sank down to his knees burying his head in his hands. Shizuo got up and tried to comfort him.

"Izaya what's the matter" then Shizuo remembered Izaya's blood results, Oh no. Is he sick, does he have a serious disease "Izaya tell me what's wrong"

Izaya slipped his hand in his pocket and grabbed the test from his pocket. Izaya placed the pregnancy test in Shizuo's hand.

Shizuo felt something in his hand; he opened up his fist to see a pregnancy test in his hands, the word pregnant written clearly on the stick.

"Izaya you're p-pre…"

"Yes" Izaya exclaimed as he got up and sat up on the couch "Don't ask me how it's possible. Shinra first brought it up and said I could go buy a pregnancy test if I didn't believe him, so I did and I took it, and I'm pregnant!" Izaya calmed down a little "And as crazy as it sounds, I don't think this may be that bad. I just…I just want to know what you think. Are you mad?"

"Why would I be mad" Shizuo said as he sat down next to Izaya "So you're pregnant"

"Yep"

"Wow, I'm going to be a dad"

"That's right…and I guess I'm going to….be a….mom?"

Shizuo grabbed Izaya pulling him into a hug and he laughed slightly at Izaya's comment "I'm going to have two people who need my protection"

"I guess seeing I still have people who want to kill me"

"Yeah and speaking of that some dudes tried to attack me today" Shizuo said recalling the incident.

"What! Why!" Izaya asked his tone worried for his boyfriend.

"Don't worry I didn't get hurt or anything, it was just some idiot"

"You sure. I don't want you to get seriously hurt or anything"

"I won't get hurt, you don't have to worry" Shizuo kissed Izaya gently, their lips colliding softly, once their lips separated he placed his lips on Izaya's ear and whispered "You're going to have to deal with a lot the next nine months"

"Yeah bringing your child into the world "

"You know you love me" Shizuo said before attacking Izaya's neck, tracing over the hickies he had left the night before.

Izaya gently pushed the blonde away "Yeah I love you and I'll gladly bare your child but you have to promise you'll stay with me"

Shizuo smirked "Haven't I already promised you that"

The two hugged on the couch for a while, Izaya enjoyed the warmth coming from the blonde while Shizuo just loved having the lithe man in his arms. Shizuo couldn't help but want to touch Izaya's stomach, he couldn't believe he had gotten Izaya pregnant but he did. Shizuo put his head on Izaya's shoulder and breathed in Izaya's scent.

"I'll take care of you Izaya, don't worry"

Me: Izaya is now pregnant. Hurray for him! PLease reveiw, I do love seeinng what you all think. Have a great day all you lovely humans.