A/N: Ehehe sorry guys. Really late, I know. And yeah, I also know that I keep coming back like every week saying "Hey, sorry I'm late."
Dammit.
But I think these chapters are getting better now. This one is pretty easy to make because of the three troublemakers (Tony, Clint, and Loki). And the fact that Steve has sex with his shield. Obviously. (ehehe NO)
Also, thank you guys for helping me hit the big 50. We got over 50 reviews and more keep coming in! So thank you. :)
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20) For frick's sake, stop assuming that Steve has sex with his sheild!
"So, how was the sheild sex?" Tony asked, leaning over the table to stare creepily at Steve. The Captain glared back at him angrily, while Clint and Loki gave each other "the look of trouble time".
"For the last time, I don't have sex with my sheild!" Steve yelled, blushing slightly.
"Oh, yeah, sure. The first sign of a secret relationship is denial." Clint put in. Natasha rolled her eyes and left the room. Bruce stared at the argument going on, not sure which side to join. The scientist knew that Steve probably didn't make love to his sheild, but no one really knew.
"Seriously, what the hell is your problem guys?" Steve asked, looking at the three with an expression of don't even go there. "Why do you think I have sex with my sheild?"
"Because you love it." Loki pointed out. "We've all seen the way you look at it and touch it and make out with it..."
"I have never made out with my sheild!" Steve shouted, blushing at the way his teammates made fun of him and his sheild. "And yeah, you're kinda right about me loving it, but that doesn't mean-"
"HE JUST ADMITTED HE WAS IN LOVE WITH HIS SHIELD!" Tony yelled, Clint and Loki high-fiving. "HEY, J! CAPTAIN AMERICA LOVES HIS SHEILD!"
Jarvis came out of his room just to give Tony a "seriously?" look.
"What?! No!" Steve hollered. "I didn't mean it like that!"
"Yeah right! You said you love your sheild! I knew it!" Clint announced.
I'm never gonna live this down. Steve thought as his teammates raved over the fact that the captain loved his sheild.
Well, he did, but not like that.
However, the troublemakers would never believe that.
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A/N: Heh. What do you guys think? Does Steve have sex with his sheild or not?
So, I'm gonna actually try to update faster. School isn't as hard now that I'm getting tutoring.
Sorry short chapter.
Also, I don't know where Thor is. Probably making out with his hammer. Heh.
R & R please. :D