A/N: Typed this up real quick. Mistakes? Yep, mine.

"I want to try something. Can you try sitting by that window over there?" Kim asked a model. "Please and thank you!"

A tall brunette model giggled, "Kim, you are too cute."

The models found Kim's little catch phrases amusing. They were all relaxed and somewhat casual which helped Kim relax a little herself. Kim clicked her camera, "Perfect. This will look spankin', you guys."

The models laughed again and Kim grinned.

"Break time, ladies!" Monique called. She carried a tray of sandwiches which the lanky women attacked as soon as she finished speaking (so much for stereotyping).

"Hey, Mon, got any left?" Kim asked.

"Uh, sorry, girlfriend. The amazons ate them all." Monique looked apologetic.

"No big," Kim waved her hand dismissively, "I'll just look for a vending machine or something."

Monique apologized again, "Sorry."

"It's fine... but when do I meet the model that requested me?" Kim asked.

"Well, my boss said she'll show up tomorrow or something. She had to meet with a friend."

Kim nodded and gave her friend a smile. She placed her camera back into its case and walked around in search for a vending machine.

"KP!" Someone yelled behind her.

"Ron?" Kim turned, "RON!" She ran to hug her best boy friend. "This is so awesome! When you'd get here?"

"Just a couple of hours ago," Ron returned her hug. "We decided to visit. We already saw Monique, she said you'd be around here."

"Where's Rufus and Yori?" Kim asked.

"Hello, Kim-chan!" Yori said as she walked up behind Ron, Rufus on her shoulder.

"Yori!" Kim tried to untangle herself from Ron to give Yori a hug but hit a snag, literally. Kim's belt and Ron's belt seemed to somehow lock into each other as they tried to pull apart. The Ron Factor strikes again. Kim tried to figure how to free herself.

"We're stuck." Ron stated. No dip, Sherlock.

Yori laughed behind her hand, "Ah, Ron-kun, you and your American humor. Rufus wants to get something to eat. I am hungry as well. We shall leave you two to catch up."

Kim struggled and reached into her pocket for her wallet, "Get something for all of us, it's my treat. We'll just wait for you here because this might take a while." She handed Yori a few bills.

"Kim-chan, I couldn't possibly--"

"It is my treat, Yori." Kim said. Yori was about to say no. "It is my treat, Yori. There, I said it a third time (18). You can not refuse," Kim smirked.

Yori walked away, still highly amused.

"Alright, Cookie, I'm picking her up right now. It's around lunch time anyway," Shego clicked her phone shut. She allowed herself a small smile as she though of her princess and went to look for the red head. She spotted a Japanese woman feeding bills into an M&M's vending machine while seemingly talking to no one.

"Yori?" Shego asked.

"Go-sama?" Yori turned and bowed.

"It is you! What are you doing here?" Shego asked.

"We are visiting a friend." Yori stated.

"'We'?" Shego raised an eyebrow.

"My boyfriend and I," Yori beamed.

"Really? So you did take my advice," Shego chuckled.

"Oh, yes, Go-sama. It worked well." Yori asked, "In fact, we are going to see his parents after we see his friend to tell that that we are..."

"Engaged? Ron, that's great!" Kim said as she hugged her long-time friend and one-time boyfriend.

"Well, I figured this was a good time as any to tell you. Seeing as neither of us can run away." Ron grinned uneasily. They were still stuck and it was getting awkward fast.

"No really, Ron. I'm happy for you. When are you going gonna tie the knot?" Kim asked.

"Not for a while. I want to finish culinary school first and Yori is still too busy with training." Ron explained. They shifted awkwardly.

"Well, Ron, I've gotta tell you something, too." Kim said, "I've been seeing someone."

"Booyah!" Ron smiled genuinely, "When do we meet him?"
"Actually that's the thing..." Kim began, "Ron, you've always been there for me and all... Please don't be upset but I've been going out with..." Kim tried to pull them apart again, stretching her arms on Ron shoulders and using them as leverage.

"WHAT THE--? KIM!? BUFFOON?!" Shego yelled. A bewildered Yori looked on and a sleepy Rufus came out of her pocket, rubbing his eyes. From an outsider's view, Kim and Ron's position looked rather compromising. They were wrapped around each other and practically looked like they were humping in public.

"You know what? Forget this." Shego turned sharply on her heels and walked away quickly before Kim could open her mouth.

"Kim! Go after her!" Ron was the first to react.

Kim woke up from her daze and torn away from Ron. His pants got ripped off, too.

"Oh, come on!" Ron whined. He looked at Yori, "We did bring a few spares in the car, right?"

Kim successfully disentangled Ron's ruined pants and was already out the door.

"Shego!" Kim called out as she ran, "Stop! It's all a--"

Shego stopped but did not turn, "All a what Kimmie? A misunderstanding?" They both stood still. "Well, it is a misunderstanding, Possible. I assumed that this was more to you than a little college experiment. You know what they say about assuming, right?" Shego started walking again.

"Shego, please--"

Shego turned this time with a smile on her face. Kim shivered at the coldness in her eyes. "What?"

"I-- I," Kim tried to back off as Shego stalked towards her.

"Give us a kiss," Shego pulled her into a rough, painful lip-lock.

Of all things, why isn't she lighting up her plasma and punching me? Kim had to close her eyes. There was definitely something wrong. The pressure on her mouth disappeared and, when she opened her eyes, so did Shego.

"SHEGO!!!" Kim yelled but knew Shego was gone.

"Faith! Faith!" Somebody pounded through the apartment door.

"Alright, alright! I'm comin'! Keep yer pants on!" Faith grumbled as she dragged her feet to the door She opened the door to a disheveled looking Kim on the verge of tears.

"What happened to your lip?" Faith asked. Kim's lip looked a little bruised. Kim wiped her lip. Black lipstick.

"F-Faith, Shego's gone," Kim cried. Faith led her in.

"Buffy!" Faith called to her fiancée.

"Whoa, Flippy, what do you mean gone?" Faith asked suddenly nervous. Gone in their little group usually meant the dead kind.

"Gone?" Buffy echoed as she stepped into the living room.

Buffy immediately went into "Buffy-mode" when she saw Kim in tears. "What's wrong?"

Kim told them the events of that morning.

"... And now, I don't know where she is." Kim sniffled. "Please, do you know where she is?"

Faith face was clouded with a frown. "I think I might, Flippy."

"You do?" Buffy asked. Well, Faith does know Shego very well.

"She's going to the First," Faith stated.

Kim caught the panicked look on Buffy's face.

"The First?" Kim asked Faith.

"Her first girlfriend. Well, her first everything, practically. She's in town today. It's wicked likely that Fuego went to her." Faith said.

"Do you know where she's staying?" Kim asked anxiously.

"Sorry, Flippy, I have no idea," Faith said.

"Wait! We could ask Willow to track her," Buffy suggested.

"Willow? As in ex-girlfriend Willow?" Kim asked, "Wouldn't that just complicate this even more?"

"She's right, B. 'Sides, Red might turn her into a frog or something for upsetting Shego." Faith said. "No can do, Flippy."

"Wade!" Kim jumped up.

"What?" Buffy and Faith asked, dumbfounded.

"I know someone who can help me find her. No time to explain." Kim ran out the door.

Buffy punched Faith in the arm. "Geez, B, what's with the domestic abuse this time?"

"Why did you call her the First?" Buffy said, "I almost had a heart attack. Don't compare people to Evil incarnate."

"Well, B, I'm pretty sure this 'First' will give Kim just as much of a hard time."

A redhead stood by her hotel door. Sighing slightly, she opened the door to find Shego about to knock.

"Cookie!" Shego immediately buried her face into the woman's shoulder. The woman held her close, waiting for Shego to calm down a little, and pulled them on the bed. Finally, Shego pulled away with tears on her cheeks. Cookie was shocked, she had never seen Shego cry since...

"Shhh," the redhead rocked Shego slightly and wiped her tears away with her thumbs.

"Kim is the... Kim..." Shego managed through her tears. She pulled her friend's hands away from her face and angrily tried to wipe her tear away herself. The redhead was pained to see her friend so vulnerable.

"Kim is the what, Xiao-Xia (19)? the redhead asked.

Shego narrowed her eyes and whispered with deadly conviction, "Kim Possible is the last girl I'll ever fall in love with."

A/N: Do you think I should stop here and then just write a sequel or should I just keep going with the original plan (which also eventually leads to a sequel)? I think I'll just continue this for now but I dunno. It'd look okay to stop here. Okay, yeah, that was pointless.

So we finally get the title, huh?

(18) - My best friend is Chinese. Whenever I want to give her something, she always refuses. She told me that it's customary to reject a gift at least 3 times before finally accepting. Yori is not Chinese but the Japanese seem to adopt this practice, too. Anyway it's also annoying the other way around. When I tell my friend I don't want something, she just keeps bugging me until I finally relent and accept. Geez.

(19) - That's right. In my story, Shego's real name is Xiao-Xia. It's Chinese so her full name is Go Xiao-Xia (Go Shee-ow-Shee-ah). If you rearrange it the Western way, it's Xiao-Xia Go which is really close to the Shego. Get it? If you're curious, "Xaio" means "little" and "Xia" means "glow of the sunrise"; together it's "little glow of the sunrise". It works. I love . Now, I typed Xiao-Xia randomly on the search bar (to double check the name meaning) and there actually is a real person with this name on facebook. I didn't even type in "Go" but the second one on the list is this real person named Go Xiao-Xia. I have no idea who he/she is so don't be stalkers. It's all just weird creepy coincidence that will now make me paranoid. Go collective unconcious!

Really, there are just days when I am convinced that there's someone playing some cosmic joke on me.