Author- Scratches
Date- February 2002
Disclaimer- I'm sick of writing this but here it goes: I don't own anything "Harry Potter" it belongs to its respectful owners. I don't own "Star Pellerin" either. CSG was just nice enough to let me borrow her for the story!
Claimer- Plot, Maggie, and the personalities of Blaise Zabini and Jason Moon.
Pairings- L/R R/B H/D St/Hr Se/HRC (his Ron clone)
Warnings- Slash swearing and freaking out!
Rated- PG-13
A/n- Hey I made a mistake in the last chapter, that is just called funeral, this is "Freak outs" the second half of it ^.^;;.
Enjoi!
Twilight to Starlight
Freak Outs
"I'm freaking out man!" Jay said to everybody at the dinner table. He looked at his hand and said, "Whoa, man I got, I got, I got, fingers! Dude!" He laughed and leaned back in his chair.
"Did he got hold of the Floo Powder again?" Star asked Lilac, a fifth year who was currently going out with Jay.
She shrugged and said, "Who knows any more. He's high most of the time and when he isn't, it's hard to tell."
"That is true." Star smacked Jay upside the head and said, "What have I told you about doing that stuff? It will rot your nose."
Jay looked and her and broke out laughing. "Dude… Its uncle Lucius. Freaky, I thought he dieded."
Star looked over at the entrance and screamed, "Holy shit!" Star ran over to the Gryffindor table and seized hold of Hermione, "Help me, scary, yes, very scary." She closed her eyes and hugged her girlfriend.
"What the hell is your problem?" Asked Draco. He looked at the great hall and shrieked, "Shi'ite! Dude!!!! He's suppose to be dead! AHHH!"
Harry followed his gaze and it landed on Lucius, "OH MY GOD! ACK! A dead dead Lucius, this cannot be gooood!" He fainted and Draco pulled him up from the floor.
"Whoa….. freaky man." Jay said as he tumbled up to the table.
"OH MY! I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD!" Seamus yelled and he dropped his corn dog in the relish.
"Wow, someone shut him up, a first." Ron said, "Now that's fuckin scary man!" Ron also joined up in the screaming of horror.
Magdelana then joined in the screaming, "Oh my god, oh my god! He's not really here! Ahhh!"
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Dumbledore looked over the people in the room again, they where becoming quite used to being in his quarters, "Your freak out in the dinner hall did cause a commotion. Maybe Lucius could have warn us when he was coming back, or maybe had Peeves come and tell us that you where coming, because its just strange how you just popped up."
"I cannot help that!" Lucius said hotly.
"But why are you here?" Dumbledore asked him. The other occupants where hanging on his words.
"Well, God said I had sinned enough and the Devil said I hadn't sinned enough and well Purgatory just didn't like the way I acted. I'll tell you now, they have the worst shortcake. I mean come on, you need the strawberry juice to enjoy it fully! So I was sent back to earth until my life duty was fulfilled." He shrugged his ghastly shoulders and laughed. "But I don't know why I'm back in my teenage form. Even though it is a nice change!" (Think Legolas from LOTR for what Lucius looks like ^.^)
Dumbledore hummed to himself and then said, "Lightbulb!"
Half of the people looked clueless to what he said so Hermione said, "It's a muggle expression that means he has came up with an idea."
"Precisely. Now Lucius before I say my idea, are you still loyal to this side? The Devil hadn't gave you any ideas now did he?"
"Yes, I'm still loyal, and no the Devil and I didn't talk directly."
"Well I was thinking that maybe you could spy on Voldemort for us." Dumbledore told him.
Lucius grinned and said, "Let me think about this one……. I'd be glad to!"
He then looked at Sirius who popped into his Animagus form and ran across the room. The dog pounce on something and then walked back over to Dumbledore with a rat in his mouth. With a pop he was back with a rat in his hands. "I've been looking for this scum bag and now I have found him!" Sirius evilly laughed and gave Dumbledore the rat, "That is wormtail, now I'm a freeeeeeeeee man!" Sirius got up and pulled Star into a dance. "Free free freeeeeeeeee!"
Harry got up from his seat after the shock wore off and jumped on his Godfathers back. "I got a home now with you!" He gave Sirius a noogie and they both laughed.
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A/N- *laughs my ass off* hahahaha funky chapter isn't it? I just had to get this out. There will be a sequel. Umm give me ideas for the sequel. It'd help a bunch.
Well I'm off to listen to some Sublime and sniff some Floo Powder… j/k… maybe I'll go and drink…. *Shruggs* I don't know.
But thanks to all that have reviewed so far! I will be making a book of cookies from this fanfiction. It will have H/D parts of Humor romantic times and even some drama, maybe…. *laughs* There will be a few little Lucius/Remus and some Ron/Blaise even Star/Hermione! *giggles* you just have to love that pairing!!! *huggs CSG cause she let me borrow Star*
Peace
Dee/Scratches
PS- THANKS AGAIN AND REVIEW ONE MORE TIME!
*skips of singing One more time by Daft Punk*
(there might be an epilogue if you bother me enough!!!!)