A pine tree Diverges in the woods ch. 21

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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Dipper woke up from the best sleep he'd had in his life...And then immediately panicked and flustered! He was resting his head on Wendy's chest! And between her hugging him and the blanket, there was no way to get up without waking her!

Dippers mind raced frantically. How did he get out of this without Wendy thinking he was a total perv?

SMASH!

Dipper quickly had other things on his mind. Like not getting killed by whatever flipped the couch into the wall. Dipper struggled to his feet. With horror he saw that Wendy was bleeding from the head. He needed to get her medical attenti-

Suddenly, Dipper found himself hoisted in the air by the scruff of his neck. To his horror he found himself glaring at an older, bigger-breasted, tattooed, naked version of Mabel.

YES! SOON SHE WILL DIE!

AND YOU WILL LOVE ME AGAIN!

Mabel cackled as dark, twisted energy coursed through her body.

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY NEW FORM DIPPER?

WAY SEXIER THAN HER'S RIGHT?

Dipper responded to that by vomiting.

Mabel looked hurt at this, then smirked.

NO MATTER! YOU'LL LEARN TO LOVE IT SOON ENOUGH!

Said Mabel as she began to tear off Dipper's clothes-

ZAP!

You go to the bathroom for 5 minutes and everything goes to hell in a hand basket.

Thought John Garrett as he stared at the now unconscious girl. He called Phil.

"You were right to have me watch the place. I'm pretty sure I got the girl here. Were gonna need a medic for the other girl. A dark rune containment unit. And best bring down an exorcist squad or two." He then turned to the deathly pale Dipper.

"This probably won't matter to you now, messed up situation and everything. But the red-head totally knew you were sleeping on her and didn't care! She actually cuddled up to you more! Dipper looked at him incredulously.

Garrett held up his hands in submission. "Hey, just thought you'd want to know!"...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

Sorry, for the short chapter. Father's day, y'know?

Anyway, next time: A long overdue heart-to-heart between Mabel And Dipper.

Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!

Hug your dad's and grandad's everybody!