Lord of the Phones

by Gigigue

Frodo inherits the one iPhone and goes on an epic quest to destroy it. Until all the readers realize that it's not so epic. In fact, it's downright stupid. Well, maybe not quite that far. Let's just say, insane, wacko, bizarre, weirdness. If you read, beware of mind-blowing oddity. And crazy parodies of life. That works. Yeah, now read it.

21. The Return of Gollum

A/N: Hey everyone. Sorry I'm getting to it so late, had a busy day. Anyway hope you like it.

Scene 21

(Frodo and Sam are texting each other from ten feet away. Gollum is watching them, sees the iPhone, wants it, and slinks down from a cliff. He jumps on Frodo. Frodo stops texting. They wrestle frantically. Sam keeps texting.)

Sam: Frodo, aren't you gonna text back, I've been waiting for like, five minutes. (looks up and sees Frodo) Oh my gosh! What the heck's happening?! (starts breaking up the fight)

(Gollum pins Sam down. Frodo holds his lightsaber to Gollum's throat.)

Frodo: You remember this, don't you? It belonged to my father before he died.

Gollum: Your father not dead precious.

Frodo: What, he's not?! What do you know about it?!

Gollum: We not tell nasty hobbitses.

(Gollum lets go of Sam.)

A/N: Sorry it was short, but the next post in a second is gonna be really, really long, so no worries.