Disclaimer: Can't own this. Dununununuh, nunuh, nuhuh can't own this. *Shot* Uh...yeah, I don't own TD or any other references. Including the really bad one I just used.
Author's Notes: People seem to be really excited for this episode, so I think I'll be nice and update it a little early. I'm such a pushover...
Okay, I'm slightly annoyed about all the belated birthday wishes. Either wish me a happy birthday on March 17, or not at all. It's a bit of a pet peeve I have.
I'm not sure if this episode is up to snuff with "After the Dock of Shame" on the real show. I'd like to hear some critique and comparisons in your reviews, if you don't mind.
TDA: My Way
Episode 21: Playin' with Des Losers
Chris walked past the campgrounds, his usual shiny smile adorning his face. "Greetings viewers, and welcome to Total Drama Action. In case you spent the last twenty episodes hiding under a rock or something, here's where we're at. For the past six and a half weeks, these five campers have been roughing it out, performing brutal challenges and surviving many a marshmallow ceremony! Allison…"
Allison ran by, being chased by the Gladiator Bear.
"Harold…"
"Hi-ya!" Harold flew into the air and kicked the bear, which did absolutely nothing.
"Ayami…"
Ayami hopped onto the bear and started feeding it candy.
"Samuel…"
Samuel stepped in front of the bear and twirled a broom around like a bo-staff. The bear looked unimpressed.
"And Ethan!"
Ethan sighed and hit the bear with a spell. It ran away, whimpering.
"Since these campers have been working so hard, we figured we'd give 'em a break! Especially after being scarred for life by those evil kids…" Chris shuddered. "Instead, we're going to give you viewers a special episode. Have ya ever wondered what happens to all the losers who got their butts kicked off the island? Have ya wondered where exactly the Boat of Losers goes every night? Well, you're about to find out, on this special episode of Total. Drama. Action!" Chris got on a speedboat and sped off.
Chris got off his speedboat, landing at a paradise island that was almost entirely covered by a massive skyscraper. "Welcome, folks, to Playa Des Losers 2.0! Since being eliminated, the losers have been staying here, enjoying the lap of luxury in this 10-star hotel! That's right, I said 10-star! Burj Al Arab, eat your heart out!"
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At the Burj Al Arab…
"Yes, sir." All the butlers ripped their hearts out of their chests and ate them.
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Back at the Playa Des Losers 2.0…
Chris walked into an elevator and pressed a button. The doors closed. "Today, I'm going to pester the losers by asking them how things have been going for them! We'll also find out their opinions on the final five! Ah, here we are!"
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Lindsay and Colin were on a king-size bed, furiously making out. At that point, Colin noticed the camera and stopped. "Uh…hey Chris! This place is great!"
"Tyler!" Lindsay whined. "Why did you stop?"
Chris looked at her strangely.
Colin clenched his teeth, looking nervous. "Uh…I have no idea what she's talking about."
"Why not?" she asked. "I thought you were smarter than me, Tyler."
"I'm not Tyler," he hissed between closed teeth.
"But you said you were Tyler!" Lindsay responded, now very confused. "Then you said we should make out, then make fun of the kid wearing red-"
Colin slapped his hand over her mouth. "Go question someone else, Chris!"
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Ezekiel was hanging out by the pool, wearing his sunglasses and bling. "Yo, whassup Chris? I've just been chillin', and…aw screw it. I WANNA HAVE A MARSHMALLOW, EH!" He leapt towards the camera.
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Chris approached Tam, who was cradling Mikey in her arms, then she suddenly stood up. "DON'T TOUCH HIM!"
"WHOA!" Chris yelled, shocked. "I just wanted to know-"
"DIE!" Tam placed Mikey down gently, then pummeled Chris until he was barely recognizable. She walked over to her boyfriend, who looked paralyzed in fear. "Don't worry, little Mikey…I'll make sure nothing ever hurts you."
"B-b-but he's the host."
"Still, he won't hurt you now."
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"Here we have Joseph, who changed more than everyone else combined…" Chris approached the twin, but couldn't help but laugh as he saw him stroke his feathered boa.
"Oh Chrith!" he lisped, giving the host a hug and a kiss. "It'th abtholutely FABULOUTH to thee you again!"
"Uh…likewise. So how's it been going?"
"Abtholutely marvelouth, dahling," Joseph giggled, pointing towards his sister. "Jothephine is abtholutely horrified by me, now that I'm embrathing my homothexuality, and there's tho many hot guyth!"
Josephine crossed her arms. "I'm not related to him. He's adopted."
Chris laughed and slapped her on the back. "Don't be modest, dude! That's totally your flesh-and-blood brother!"
"Yeah, whatever." She walked away, only to bump into Edmund. "Out of the way, freak."
Edmund didn't move. He only stared. "…Yer purdy…"
Josephine rubbed her temples. "Okay, if I told you once, I told you a thousand times…YOU'RE NOT GETTING IN MY PANTS!"
Izzy suddenly ran up to Edmund and put him in a pair of Josephine's pants. She winked.
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"Whassup, y'all?" LeShawna asked, waving to the camera. "LeShawna's in da house! Man Chris, ya'll interns outdid themselves here!" She was laying in a lounge chair, a butler at her side.
"Would you like anything else, ma'am?"
She got up and walked to a dirty shack. "Maybe ya can get Heather ova' here some more pain."
"MORE?!" Heather's voice screamed from inside.
The butler bowed. "As you wish, ma'am." He pulled a large bucket of electric eels out of nowhere and poured them down the chimney. Screams could be heard.
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Chris entered the shack to find Heather, a pale, unkempt mess shivering on the floor. "So, I take it people have been getting their revenge?"
She scowled. "Revenge, revenge, revenge! Everything's always about revenge, when all I did was PLAY THE GAME!" she roared. "If Ethan knew about this, that n$*%er would be SO DEAD!"
Chris stared. "…Did you just call LeShawna…?"
"She deserves it! Her and everyone else who got in my way!"
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DJ was lounging on the balcony of his hotel room, petting Bunny. He waved. "Hey Chris! How's the show been goin'?"
"Oh, it's amazing!" he replied. "I can almost taste the ratings…Now tell the viewers at home about what you've been doing."
DJ shrugged. "Not much, really. Been hangin' out with Bunny, obviously. Tried to make Zeke and Tyler feel better once, but failed. Right now, I'm just chillin'."
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Tyler was at the bar, many empty bottles beside him.
"Whoa…haven't gotten over it yet?" Chris sympathized.
"Hic! Yeah…" Tears welled in his eyes. "Lindsay…Why did you have to leave-hic-me?! Why are you-hic-dating that charlatan? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!"
Chris slowly walked out of the bar. "Oooookay. I'll…be seeing ya, then…"
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Noah and Courtney were both in the library, reading large volumes. "How have I been?" Noah asked. "Well, I haven't been here very long, but that's a good thing in my eyes. Seventh place is much better than…22nd. Oy vey…"
Courtney pointed at the camera. "ETHAN! If you're watching this, I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!"
"Pardon me if I'm repeating myself," Noah droned, turning a page in his book, "But you're here. You lost. Get over it."
Courtney furiously slapped the book out of Noah's hands. "NEVER! WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU WERE BLINDSIDED?!!!!!"
"I'd move on. Can I have my book back, please?"
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Casey was grabbing onto Ezekiel's arm. "Hey Chris! This place is so neat, especially with all the cute guys just WAITING to be taken!"
Ezekiel wrenched his arm out of Casey's grasp. "I'm not waitin' to be taken, eh! How many times've I got to tell ya that?"
Izzy popped out of nowhere. "OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!"
Casey kicked her away. "As I was saying, this place is great, except for one thing…"
Joseph popped out of nowhere. "Ezekiel, dahling! Aren't you thcrumptiouth?"
Casey sighed. "Him."
"I'm not gay, eh!" Zeke yelled, running away from the homosexual.
"Come back, Mr. Yummy! Get in my tummy!"
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Cody was watching something on his 6 foot TV, but when he saw Chris he quickly turned it off. "Oh! Hey Chris!"
"Hey Cody. How's your love life been since you were eliminated by your fangirls?"
Cody put on a sly grin. "It's been going great, actually. I've got a girlfriend now!"
Chris looked around the room. "…And where is she?"
"The bouncer said she wasn't allowed in, because she wasn't a contestant." Cody's face drooped. "Don't worry, though. You should see her soon enough. She's auditioning for next season!"
"I can't wait!" Chris announced excitedly, though he rolled his eyes.
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Beth was inside a padded cell, cackling to herself. "They didn't believe me, no they didn't. But soon, they shall all see that I was right! Those flashes could only mean one thing…FAIRY GODPARENTS!" She contorted into a bunch of crazy positions.
Chris slapped his forehead.
"Yessssss…my preciousssss…" Beth rubbed her tiki idol. "You are a gooood luck charm, yes you are…You will help me find them! And when I find them…I'll be right! ABOUT THE FAIRIES!"
"Uh, Beth?"
"NONBELIEVER! KILL THE NONBELIEVER!" Beth foamed at the mouth and lunged towards Chris, who left the room just in time.
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Mary was walking along the hotel, Lou in tow. "Okay, let me get this straight; when I was helping you, I was missing out on THIS?!" She furiously gestured towards the lavishly decorated interior of the hotel. "I WANT MY MONEY BACK! I QUIT!"
Chris smirked and held up a contract.
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Chris was standing outside the hotel, face in front of the camera. "Okay then, now that we've seen what the losers have been up to, let's find out their opinions on the other campers!"
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"Samuel?" Noah asked, flipping through another page. "I honestly have no idea how he made it so far. In my opinion, he should've left…I dunno, fourth?"
"Which one's Samuel again?" Courtney asked. "I know Ethan, Harold, Ayami, and Allison, but no Samuel…"
Noah sighed. "Such close-mindedness…At first, Samuel was a one-dimensional character, a simple neat freak who couldn't win a challenge to save his life…"
Flashback
Samuel shivered. "Ewwwwww, corpse! Dirty, filthy corpse! Disease-ridden, rotting corpse!" DJ went back down, picked up a protesting Samuel, and carried him to the portal.
End Flashback
"…But after the merge, he totally changed. Now he's trying to become Izzy's brother or something…"
Flashback
"You. Don't. Scare. Me," Samuel repeated. "You know why?"
"Is it the poems? Do they…still need work?"
Samuel suddenly broke into a huge grin. "No…it's 'cause I'm CRAZAY! HEHEHAAHA HEEHAHAOOE HAOEAHEEHA!!!" He started beating himself on the head with a stick.
End Flashback
Noah shrugged. "I guess it makes him more interesting, but I still don't see him making the finals."
Courtney scratched her head. "Samuel…Samuel…It's still not ringing any bells!"
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"I felt sorry for him when Colin tortured him," DJ remembered, absentmindedly stroking Bunny's fur. "It reminded me of when I helped Duncan torture Harold…I didn't wanna see that happen again."
Flashback
"NEED…SOAP!" Samuel grabbed the soap and started lathering himself with it. However, it blew up, covering him with soot.
"GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! SHOWERSHOWERSHOWER SHOWERSHOWER!!!!!" Samuel sped off to the confessional stall in record time.
End Flashback
"I remember tellin' Colin to stop, but he didn't. I warned him karma would catch up…" DJ shrugged, "But he didn't listen until it was too late."
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"OMIGOSHOMIGOSH!" Joseph squealed. "Thamuel'th, like, tho hot! Jutht look at thothe beautifully thculpted pecth, that marvelouth blond hair…Ooooohhhh…" He dropped in a dead faint.
Josephine snorted and faced away from her brother. "I wasn't really on the show long enough to really know him, but he's an Otter. I'm supporting Otters."
Edmund waved from the pool. "Hey! Ah'm an Otter! QUACK!" He fell into the pool and started thrashing about.
Josephine rolled her eyes. "Hope he drowns. Anyway, I want the other Otter, Allison, to win. She's the only one left with a shred of sanity."
"She'th tho bothy!" Joseph whined.
Flashback
"STOP BEING SUCH A WISEA$$!" Allison shook Noah's shoulders until he got good and dizzy. "You know why we keep losing challenges? Because we HATE EACH OTHER!"
End Flashback
"Got a problem with that?" she asked, glaring at her brother.
"…EEK! Girlth are tho thcary!" He ran away.
"Allison's bossiness won the Otters that forest challenge, so I consider it a good thing."
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Lindsay looked confused. "Who's Allison?"
Colin slapped his forehead. "C'mon, I was eliminated second and even I know who she is! She's that singer girl."
"…Ohhhhhhhhh…Wasn't that Arson?"
"…Hey look, it's Tyler!" Colin shouted, pointing at a bird outside the window. Lindsay squealed and jumped out.
"Now that she's out of the way…Allison is H-O-T HOT! I hope she wins!"
Chris frowned. "Dude, are ya really that superficial?"
"Nu-uh! I think her voice is great, too!"
Flashback
"Mama, just killed a man…Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger, and now he's dead…Mama, life has just begun…But now I've gone and thrown it all away…Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry…If I'm not back here tomorrow…Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters…"
End Flashback
"What about personality?" Chris asked, getting impatient.
"…Isn't singing personality?"
Chris slapped his forehead.
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"Allison? She's a Mary Sue," Noah explained bluntly.
Courtney shook her head. "No, I don't think so. She had a pretty short temper, right?"
"When's the last time she did something wrong?"
Flashback
"Allison, yours was EXTREMELY cliché, but my heart nearly melted from the song. Eighteen points!"
"I believe I can fly…I believe I can touch the sky…" Allison sang, to further her point.
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Allison drove into the hole and started playing "Flight of the Bumblebee". The Musical Menace sprouted a pair of buzzing fly wings as it dove down to The Candy Car. "Ayami! Jump on!"
End Flashback
"Well, I suppose she messed up during the date challenge, but who wouldn't mess up when you've got me as a date?" Noah asked, smirking. Courtney threw a book in his face.
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Heather huddled up in the corner of the shack as ice cubes continued to pour in. "Allison w-w-was s-so annoying! She was always l-l-like 'we h-have to w-win'. UGH!"
Chris rolled his eyes. "Reminds me of someone else I know."
"SHUT IT! Anyway, wh-who I really want to w-win is…Ethan…"
"ETHAN SUCKS!" LeShawna's voice cried out.
"NO HE DOESN'T!" Heather yelled back. "Chris…I've had m-many boyfriends before, at my sch-school. Whenever I was around them, I c-could tell…they only liked me f-for my popularity, or my money, or my l-looks. Ethan's the first b-boy I ever met who likes me for who I am…He actually cares about m-me…"
Flashback
"Oh yes you can!" Ethan ran over to the computer and opened up a file with strange symbols on it. "For a year, I've scoured every nook and cranny of the Internet, and I believe I have found what I've been looking for. Painstakingly piecing together information from newspaper articles, nerd blogs, and tabloids, I have found ways to give you power. Power beyond mortal comprehension. Power that can fulfill the ultimate goal of Heatherism…to turn you into a goddess.
"…You're insane, aren't you?"
Ethan smiled creepily. "Insane for you, baby."
End Flashback
"HE'S A CREEP!" LeShawna's voice rang.
"OH, AND 'BOOBIES BOY' IS ANY BETTER?"
"OH NO YOU DIDN'T! YOU DID NOT JUST DISS HAROLD!"
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"Ethan is a strange one," Mikey remembered. "I never really understood why he did what he did. Maybe he needs a friend or something…"
"What he needs is a good kick in the ASS!" Tam growled, punching her palm.
"What upset me the most about him was his rivalry with Harold…I joined Harold's alliance to learn more."
Flashback
"Meet me next to the cluster of five trees at one in the morning, and we'll think of a plan," Harold whispered.
"Uh…can I join you please?" Harold looked around until he spotted Mikey below him. "Sorry I overheard…"
Harold patted his head. "Aw, that's okay. You can join us." Mikey beamed.
End Flashback
"Seriously; what did Harold do to him?"
"Never mind him, sweetie…" Tam wrapped her arms around Mikey. "It's just that that F*#(ING ASSHOLE has nothing better to do than be a DOUCHE!"
Flashback
Tam walked over and picked up Ethan with one hand. "Listen you snot nosed jerk. I don't take orders from ANYONE! Got it?"
"No one except Heather." Ethan kicked off Tam's stomach to break her grip. She growled.
End Flashback
Chris crossed his arms. "You're one to talk." He was then beat to a pulp again.
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"Ethan? I've got a few choice words for that guy," Tyler growled. "He's an evil…"
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"…conniving…" said Colin.
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"…manipulative…" said Noah.
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"…double-crossing…" said Courtney.
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"…two-faced…" said Beth.
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"…mean…" said Lindsay.
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"…demonic…" said LeShawna.
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"…no good…" said Josephine.
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"…loony…" said Izzy.
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"…sadistic…" said Mary.
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"…unholy…" said Cody.
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"…traitorous…" said Casey.
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"…nathty…" said Joseph.
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"…uncaring…" said Ezekiel.
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"…yeah. All that stuff," said Edmund. "…Who's Ethan?"
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"How the heck did he make it so far?" Casey asked. "I mean, everyone hates the guy!"
Izzy popped out of nowhere. "'Cause he's a major character in the plot, silly! Now let's talk about Ayami!"
"Urgh, Ayami…she's a walking headache." Casey covered her ears and shook her head around.
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"Take Sadie, give her liposuction and five tons of Prozac, and you've got Ayami," Noah explained. "I have no idea how she got this far, but if Owen is anything to go by she'll probably win the whole thing now."
Flashback
"OmigoshIcan'tbelieve I'mfinallyhereand meetingyouinperson thisissoawesome becauseI'mahuge TotalDramaIsland fanaticandwatched everysingleepisode IthinkGeoffandCody arecutearetheyhere?"
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"YeahIknowIsay longsentencesbutmy Englishteachertoldme thatwhenyousay longsentencesyouseem smarterandIwanna seemsmartercuzthen I'llgetbettergrades andgetahigherGPA andgraduate with HighestHonorsand gotoanIvyLeague collegeandgeta highpayingjoband-"
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"Thatwasthebest broccoliIeverhad I'mseriousafterbeing boiledandrancid andbeingbetween agiantweevil'stoes foraweekit actuallytastesbetter it'snotDELICIOUS butit'squite tolerableasopposed tothatnastystuff mymomforcesme toeateverydinner!"
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"Andthenmyfriend Karenwaslike 'I'mgettingbraces' andI'mlike' I'vehadbracesbefore' andshe'slike 'aretheybad?' andI'mlike 'yeah' andshe'slike 'howbad?' andI'mlike 'reallyreallyreally reallyreallyreally reallyreallybad' andshe'slike 'ohnoI'mgonnadie' andI'mlike 'I'mstillalivethough' andshe'slike-"
End Flashback
"I can still hear squeaky strings of syllables wherever I go…"
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"I was Ayami's date in the prom challenge," Mikey remembered. "She's actually kinda cute…but I simply don't have the energy to keep up with her."
Flashback
"YayIlovethissong itissocoolcuzit's bythatreallycute guysingerwhat's hisnameIdon'tknow hisnamedoyou likethissongMikey?"
Mikey couldn't answer, as he was spending all his energy trying to keep up with Ayami, who was dancing twice as fast as everyone else.
End Flashback
"Not to mention, she's like the only sixteen-year-old I know who's shorter than me…heheh."
"She isn't cuter than me though, right?" Tam asked, trying to look cute.
Chris was scarred for life.
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"Out of all the season one campers, the only one left on the island is mah beau," LeShawna said. "And I am so proud of him! C'mon baby, I know you can win!"
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"Harley? Oh, that guy is so weird!" Lindsay recalled while making out with a bird. "I mean, who actually wears green glasses? That's a big fashion no-no!"
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"Harold?" Noah smirked. "All I can say about that guy is F*CK YES. Anyone who's seen Lindsay's boobies totally deserves to win."
Flashback
"AH! WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, Lind…say?" Harold got out of the shower to see Lindsay grabbing the towel rack, completely nude.
"THERE'S NO TOWELS!!!!! NO TOWELS!!!!! WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
"…"
"HAROLD!!!!!"
"…Boobies…" Harold's nose bled.
End Flashback
"Harold, you are a lucky, lucky man…"
"No kidding." Courtney rolled her eyes. "You guys and your chests…anyway, after all that I did to him, I really think he should win. He absolutely deserves it…and not because of boobies."
"You'll never understand," Noah taunted.
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"When I lost, I was rooting for Noah to win," Mary announced. "But when those dang birds cheated him off, I switched to Harold. I respect nerds, especially ones that know martial arts."
Flashback
A group of ninjas, samurai, sumo wrestlers, martial artists, and pirates surrounded Harold, but he just smiled.
"Time to unleash my wicked skills…" "Kung-Fu Fighting" played in the background as Harold took out his nunchuks and beat up everything that came his way. I'm not very good at describing action scenes. At the end, Harold was shirtless and panting, surrounded by thousands of unconscious bodies.
"Booyah…"
End Flashback
"Harold's just all-around cool."
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Mikey shivered in excitement. "Harold officially became the messiah of bullied kids everywhere when he eliminated Courtney, then saw boobies last season. I wanted him to win this season the whole time, even over me!"
"I typically can't stand nerds," Tam admitted, "But there's something about Harold…maybe it's because we both hate Ethan's guts?"
Flashback
Harold opened and closed his hand like a mouth. "Hi, my name is Ethan, and I use spells for personal gain and like to lie to people. Not to mention, I take advantage of nerds who like boobies and have an evil girl fetish. Now I'm going to hit myself on the head for fun!" He furiously banged his hand on the wall of the confessional stall.
End Flashback
"Harold's cool," Colin chuckled, looking out the window in interest. "He's pretty fly for a white guy."
"Hey…Aren't you a white guy?" Chris asked, confused.
Colin stared at the camera a chuckled nervously.
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"Gawrsh!" Edmund yelled randomly.
Izzy popped up behind him. "Yeah, ya do bring out a good point. That Harold said 'gosh' an awful lot!"
Flashback
"Where are they? Gosh!"
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"GOSH!" Harold fell out of bed and started to hurriedly put on his clothes.
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Harold frowned. "I knew I should've sung 'Baby Got Back'. GOSH!"
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"Gosh…" Harold went back to sleep.
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"GOSH!" Harold ran away in a huff.
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Harold waved his hands to quiet the audience. "Wow, would you look at this full house! GOSH!"
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Harold sighed. "Chris wants me dead, because he sent Courtney, who wants me dead, to kill me. Ethan also wants me dead, Duncan wants me dead, and I'm pretty sure Tyler wants me dead. C'MON PEOPLE, I'M NOT A BAD GUY JUST BECAUSE I SWAPPED THE VOTES ONE TIME! GOSH!"
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Ayami chased a squirrel, leaving Harold all alone.
"…GOSH!"
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Harold snorted. "Uh, who do you THINK I'm voting out? Ethan, duh. Leave already, GOSH!"
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Harold slanted his eyes. "I didn't use a jetpack in that game. GOSH!"
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Harold sat upright. "Just five more minutes…GOSH!"
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"Then how the heck will we know who's gonna die? GOSH!" Harold threw up his hands and walked back to Casey and…
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"HEY!" Harold yelled, still chained to Courtney. "I'm right here you know! GOSH!"
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"Hey! You can't just throw me onto the ground!" Harold argued. "GOSH!"
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Harold quickly removed the finger from his nose and wiped it on his shirt. "Your way? I'm gonna be carrying this challenge, GOSH!"
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"WHEN WILL YOU LET THAT GO ALREADY?!" Harold roared. "GOD!!!!!"
"…Did he just say 'God'? As opposed to 'gosh'?" Samuel asked, scratching his head.
End Flashback
Edmund picked his nose in thought. "Guhhhhhh…Harold? I was bein' Goofy! Gawrsh!"
Izzy's eyes widened. "Ooh ooh, can I be Donald Duck then? WAWAWAWAWA WHY YOU?!!!!!"
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Campfire Ceremony…
All nineteen eliminated campers were sitting around the pool at nighttime, when Chris suddenly did a cool ninja jump into the pool. He hurt himself badly.
"Owwwww…What a bad day for my stunt double to be on break…" he grumbled, holding his back. "Urghhhh…Okay losers, guess what time it is?"
Lindsay checked her watch. "7:30?" Tam punched her.
Chris rolled his eyes before wincing in pain. "No, Lindsay…it's time to choose who you want to join you at Playa Des Losers 2.0!"
"Ohhhhhhh…I want Tyler!"
Chris slapped his forehead as he took out a piece of paper. "Choose between these five: Samuel, Allison, Ethan, Ayami, and Harold."
Lindsay put her finger on her chin in thought. "…The only name I recognize is Harold." DING! "So I'll say Harold." DING!
"That's two votes for Harold," Chris noted. "Who's next?"
"Lindsay!" LeShawna scolded. "Don't be votin' for Harold just cause ya know him!" DING! She put her hands over her mouth. "Dangit."
"Hey, I remember this!" Mikey exclaimed. "Now whenever someone says Harold…" DING! "It counts as a vote, regardless of the intent."
Edmund picked his nose. "Guhhhh…who's Harold?" DING!
"STOP SAYING HAROLD!" Izzy screamed. DING!
Noah rolled his eyes. "Not helping."
A parrot showed up. "Brawk! Harold!" DING!
Mary pointed at the bird. "Okay, that vote for Harold shouldn't count!" DING! "ARGH!"
"Why are people so ignorant to vote off Harold?" Courtney asked. DING! "Wait, I mean Ethan!" DING!
Josephine twiddled her thumbs. "I actually want to vote out Harold." DING!
Heather smirked. "Harold Harold Harold Harold Harold Harold Harold Harold-"
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!
"Oh no ya don't!" LeShawna threatened. "Ethan Ethan Ethan Ethan Ethan Ethan Ethan Ethan Ethan!" DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!
"Brawk! Harold!" DING!
"HAROLD!" Heather yelled. DING!
"ETHAN!" LeShawna yelled. DING!
"ETHAN!" Tam yelled. DING!
"ETHAN!" Mikey yelled. DING!
"Brawk! LeShawna!" Everyone stared at the parrot. It shrugged. "Old habits die hard. Brawk!"
"HAROLD!" DING!
"ETHAN!" DING!
"HAROLD!" DING!
"ETHAN!" DING!
"HAROLD!" DING!
"ETHAN!" DING!
"LEEROOOOOOY JENNNNNKINNNNNNSSSSSS!"
"STOP!" Everyone stopped at Chris' sudden outburst. "People, please! I can't tally votes that fast!"
"How many votes for Leeroy Jenkins?" Izzy asked.
"None…okay, let's just say Harold and Ethan are tied. Ezekiel, the last vote is yours."
He noticed that everyone was staring at him, then began to sweat. "M-me? I don't even know 'em that well, eh!"
Chris shrugged. "That's okay, just pick a random name. I really don't care as long as I still get ratings."
Ezekiel darted his eyes about the crowd. Heather and Tam were glaring at him angrily, LeShawna looked concerned, Mikey was shivering, and Izzy was singing dramatic music.
"…Uh…Ethan?" Heather growled as everyone else cheered.
Chris patted him on the back. "Good call, Zeke. You just gave Ethan invincibility next contest!"
A record scratch played, as everyone abruptly stopped cheering and glared at Chris. "…What? I love putting in twists!"
Tam cracked her knuckles. "I say we make him drink his own leaking bodily fluids. Mikey, you should cover your eyes."
"I'M GONNA KILL YA, CHRIS!" LeShawna screamed, as everyone started to attack, except for Heather, Ezekiel, and Izzy.
"Too bad…" Izzy sighed. "At least we have chicken."
Tyler suddenly jumped up in the air and hit his head on a tree branch.
Next time, on Total Drama Action…
With only five campers left, Chris tries to keep them guessing.
"Uh…what do we do?" Samuel asked.
Chris just continued to grin.
While the brain training takes its toll on some…
"Sugarrrrrr…need…sugarrrrr…" Ayami was hunched on the ground, mouth frothing and eyes bloodshot. "Where…sugarrrrr…?"
Ethan is making sure Harold suffers the worst.
"Therefore, in today's immunity challenge, I will do everything in my power to sabotage Harold. No more f*cking around."
Who will fail to make the final four?
Allison slapped her forehead.
Find out, on Total Drama Action.
Author's Notes: I'm probably going to get a lot of flak for that twist...though it's nowhere near as unfair as LeShawna's elimination, you've got to admit.
And I just gave away the first hint about TDM: My Way. Yep, Cody's new girlfriend is going to be a contestant. I'm not revealing anything about her yet, though.