How to Annoy Bleach Characters
Chapter 21: Ulquiorra
1) Ask him why he calls everyone trash and why he has an obsession about trash
2) Ask him how long it takes to put on all that face paint every day
3) Ask him what brand he uses for his face powder
4) When he sleeps (if he does), paint his mask/helmet thing hot pink
5) See if anyone will treat him seriously ever again
6) Remind him of his attitude towards Orihime
7) Tell him with that personality, he'll never be popular with the ladies
8) Ask him if the green stuff on his face is fungus
9) Call him pooey bear in front of the Espada
10) Ask him if he uses echolocation in his resurrection form, after all, he is a bat. Also ask him if he lives in a cave. Call him Batman an run around him singing the batman theme song, "Bu da bum bum bum...BATMAN!!!"
11) If he ignores you, run around him in circles and repeat everything he says in an echo-y voice.
12) Bet him that Ichigo will kill him
13) He looses the bet when you show him the new bleach chapters
14) Dare him to smile like a dork for a whole day
15) Watch him refuse with anger
16) Change it to smiling for 3 seconds
17) Take a picture of it
18) Mail it to all of Hueco Mundo, and what the heck, all of Soul Society!
19) Tie a pink bow on his horn
20) Offer to help him with his make-up
21) When he tries to kill you, just sneer
22) Call him trash
23) Make sure that Hachi has created an invisible barrier around you
24) Watch Ulquiorra attempt to slaughter you with a cero
25) Sneer some more and call him a loser
26) When his face turns red with anger, call him a plump tomato
27) Start calling him names like Sniffle-kins, boogey butt, and flobby blubber in the barrier.
28) Watch him release in two his second form and break the barrier
29) Run behind Kenpachi and tell him that he has been challenged to a duel to the death
30) Watch blood-thirst carnage from a distance.
Author's Note: HAHA! Ulquiorra is going to get soooo pissed off! Hope you enjoyed and please review!
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