EPISODE 21

Ichigo and Uryu stare at Orihime. She looks at them curiously.

'What is it, you guys?' she asks in concern. 'Have I still got broccoli stuck in my teeth from my broccoli three bean dip lunch?'

'You ask her,' Ichigo mutters.

'Are you kidding me? You ask her!' Uryu whispers furiously.

'No, you!'

'No, you!'

'No,-!'

Chad walks past them until he is towering over Orihime.

'Are you wearing a bra, Orihime?' he asks quietly. Ichigo and Uryu's jaw drop. Did Chad just-?

Orihime thinks about it. Ichigo and Uryu stare in anticipation. Then, she pulls at her collar so that she can look down her shirt. Ichigo and Uryu faint from nosebleeds.

'Yup! I didn't forget this morning! It's just that this shirt normally makes my boobs look big!' Orihime exclaims cheerily.

'And they say I'm the pervert,' Urahara sighs as he walks over the unconscious bodies of Ichigo and Uryu.

'Owwww!' Orihime cries and as runs onto the set with her eye covered by her hands.

'What's wrong, Orihime?' Urahara asks.

'The cat punched me in the eye!' she wails. Urahara stares at her incredulously.

'Don't be stupid, Orihime!' he sighs. 'How can a cat punch you in the-!'

He froze as the wheels began to turn in his head. A slow smile spread across his face.

'Nice going, Orihime,' Ichigo mutters. 'You just fed a little more crazy to the psycho train!'

'We need a good gatekeeper!' Urahara sighs in exasperation. 'It's so hard to fill out these small yet important roles!'

'Ummm, excuse me?' comes a small voice from outside the room and in walked an enormous man called Jidanbo. 'I'm here with the refreshments?'

He wheels in a trolley with food.

'Come in,' Urahara says in a bored tone. 'Put it in that corner.'

'Hey, can I have a slice of pie from there?' Kon says obnoxiously.

'Ummm, sure,' Jodanbo says meekly and holds up a slice. 'Here you go, sir.'

Kon hungrily snatches it up and begins to eat it when he notices that Jidanbo's body is shaking.

'Dude, you okay?' he asks in surprise.

'You're supposed to say,' Jidanbo says angrily as he grabs the trolley and lifts it completely over his head. Kon goes white. 'THANK YOU!'

He flings the steel trolley at Kon who screams and narrowly avoids being injured badly. Everyone in the room takes cover and stare at the heavily panting man in fear. Then…

'We have found our gatekeeper!' Urahara says gleefully as he stands on top of the overturned trolley.

'He really knows how to pick 'em,' Ichigo says incredulously.

'By the way, Ichigo, you're fighting him,' Urahara adds.

'WHAT!'

I know this is short but hey, coming up with funny scenes for this one was hard! Cut me some slack you guys!