Title: The ARK Angels of DX in the Wrestling World War
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna, Trish and Randy Orton, Melina and Johnny Hennigan, Jeff Jarrett, Vince McMahon, Stephanie McMahon, The Rock, The McCools, various WWE and TNA wrestlers.
Summary: On Monday October 29 2007 Vince McMahon declares war on DX by joining forces with Jeff Jarrett and TNA but the ARK Angels of DX want their parents to focus on what's really at stake. NOTE: This story is written in reverse.
Chapter Twenty - Carla B Cool!
Friday December 14, Waterside Elementary at 2pm:
"That's it for today children, we'll talk more about genetic mutations next week," Mrs. Alderman said as the children headed for the playground for lunch-time break. LC ignored the snickers coming from the desk next to hers; the last thing she wanted was to get into another altercation with the Damsels of Destruction as she was trying to keep her teachers happy. Even Mr. Applebee was impressed with how well LC had been doing since September and more importantly Cameron was proud of her and she never wanted to let him down. After they waited for Cheyenne to come out of art class the ARK Angels of DX headed to their lunch-time spot under the juniper tree and crashed there.
"How was art class, pretty good I'm sure?" Cameron asked Cheyenne who had paint all over her hands.
"You know you're supposed to wash your hands afterwards right Chey?" LC said biting into her peanut butter and jelly sandwich and Cheyenne looked at her colorful fingers holding her hands up against the sky.
"I like them like this," she replied and Cameron laughed thinking his sister was such a goof ball, he couldn't imagine why Tristen Nash would say such horrible things about his lovely little sister.
"What do we have here another reject from the DX family," came the callous voice of Tanya Madison and she wasn't alone, Melissa Turnbull and Jamie Albright were with her. The Damsels of Destruction were in full force and they were up to no good.
"What do you morons want now?" LC said still eating her sandwich; whatever the Damsels of Destruction wanted she was sure would blow over in a second - that was until Tanya slapped Cheyenne around the head. As the tears from Cheyenne's eyes threatened to fall Cameron got in front of her before she put a Phenomenally painful beat-down on Tanya Madison and got expelled from the school.
"What's your problem Mad Madison, why don't you just leave us alone trust me you don't want us on your bad side," Cameron said and the Damsels of Destruction urged Cheyenne to come after them. They knew how strong she was and they wanted her to use her Phenomenal Strength on them so they could get her kicked out of Waterside. Everybody knew the ARK Angels were on their figurative third strike; if one of them did one thing wrong they'd have to leave Waterside permanently.
LC pulled Cheyenne behind her and spat the rest of her peanut butter and jelly sandwich in Tanya's face.
"Urgh gross!" Jamie Albright said seeing the masticated bits of food in Tanya's hair and Melissa Albright gagged.
"You stupid bitch!" Tanya yelled but LC just laughed.
"What you gonna do, tell on me? G'head tell on me I'm sure Mr. Applebee would love to see you slapping a 4 year-old girl around the head on my video phone," LC said showing the Damsels of Destruction the recording of Tanya's assault on Cheyenne that she had recorded. The Damsels of Destruction scowled as the ARK Angels laughed it up and some of the other children came over to see what was going on and saw that Tanya Madison had bits of peanut butter and jelly in her hair and they started laughing too. The Damsels of Destruction were not happy to say the least.
"We'll get you back for this rejects, this isn't over!" Mad Madison warned them and she slapped the video phone out of LC's hand and was about to step on it when her comrades nudged her and pointed to the school entrance.
"Who is that?" Tanya asked and the ARK Angels turned to see Carla McCool coming towards them.
"Carla!" LC cried and she ran over to her sister, she couldn't believe Carla was at Waterside! Cameron and Cheyenne ran after LC who was ecstatic. "What are you doing here BCool, did Charlotte and Dan say you could transfer to Waterside for the semester?"
It was then that Cameron realized something was wrong; Carla's eyes were shadowed and she wasn't herself there was something possessing her and he knew they were all in serious trouble.
"Carla I want you to be cool and answer this question: do your parents know you're here?" Cameron asked her.
"I am about my father's business," she replied cryptically and Cameron recognized the Scriptural reference only the father Carla was referring to wasn't the Holy Father, it was Chris Jericho. Cameron ran back to the Damsels of Destruction and told them to go inside.
"What?" Tanya replied incredulous that Cameron would even show the slightest concern for her well-being.
"I'm not kidding you guys are in serious trouble you have to go inside now!" Cameron warned them.
"Since when do you care what happens to us?" Melissa Turnbull asked.
"Since always you guys are the ones who started this grudge not us, now please listen to me you have to go inside right now!" Cameron said but Tanya, Melissa and Jamie ignored him and smiled as Carla McCool came towards them.
"I recognize you, you're that slut's little sister aren't cha?" Tanya said pointing to LC and Cameron sighed knowing what was about to happen and he pulled LC back before she lunged for Tanya.
"You can't talk to my sister like that, where do you mere mortal girls get off disrespecting an archangel of Christ? You couldn't begin to understand how important Lisa is so let me illustrate just how insignificant you are in the Heavenlies Tanya, Melissa and Jamie. You call yourselves the Damsels of Destruction when you don't know the meaning of the word. I'll show you what destruction is!" Carla said and she raised her hands to the sky and electricity shot through her body making her hair stand on end. Her eyes went back into her head and electricity radiated throughout her body. The children of Waterside watched in amazement while the ARK Angels looked on in terror; they'd seen this before back when Chris Jericho had possessed Carla and Stephanie back in L.A earlier in the year. Something very bad was about to happen and they had to stop it but for some reason God was telling Cameron to stay put.
"What?" he asked the Almighty but God didn't give an explanation He just told him to stay where he was. Carla electrocuted the Damsels of Destruction one by one, their screams pierced the walls of Waterside Elementary and caused the teachers to come running out to see what had happened. By the time they made it to the playground all they saw were Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull and Jamie Albright lying on their backs with smoke coming off their clothes and their skin was charred black. They were badly burned and barely breathing and the children watching were crying and screaming after what they had just witnessed.
"What happened here?" Mr. Applebee cried coming over to the three little girls while his secretary called an ambulance.
Mrs. Clark looked over at the blond girl with hair so wild it looked as though she'd been electrocuted.
"Are you alright?" the English teacher asked Carla and when she touched Carla's sleeve she got an electric shock.
"Mrs. Clark are you alright?" Mrs. Alderman asked her colleague and Mrs. Clark pointed a trembling finger at Carla, "I know you, you're Lisa Helmsley's sister Carla McCool," Mrs. Alderman said.
"Her father is not my father, my father's in Hell but he won't be for much longer," Carla said and the two teachers exchanged nervous glances and they called the ARK Angels over to them.
"Children what happened to Tanya, Melissa and Jamie?" they asked the ARK Angels who stood silently and gave no reply, "Children I asked you a question what happened to the Damsels of Destruction?" Mrs. Alderman said.
"I destroyed them, just like I'm going to destroy you if you don't back off!" Carla warned Mrs. Alderman and she grabbed the befuddled science teacher by her neck and shocked her causing her neck to turn black and Mrs. Clark to scream.
"You're a monster! Mr. Applebee these children are responsible for what happened, look at what she did to Mrs. Alderman!" Mrs. Clark said showing Mr. Applebee Mrs. Alderman's neck. The ARK Angels wanted to explain that they had nothing to do with it but when Mr. Applebee saw the smirk on Carla's face he instantly thought of a wrestler when they did something bad and his heart turned cold towards the ARK Angels once again.
"After I attend to the Damsels of Destruction and Mrs. Alderman I'm going to call your parents and we're all going to have a nice little chat about changing schools. As of this moment the three of you are no longer enrolled at Waterside Elementary," Mr. Applebee said to the ARK Angels who couldn't believe Carla had just gotten them expelled from school. He turned to his secretary who was pulling her hair out trying to understand what was going on, "Call their mothers and tell them to come pick them up, I want these little Hell-raisers off my property once and for all," he told her pointing to the ARK Angels.
"You did this didn't you?" she said to cherubic trio angrily, "I shouldn't be surprised given the line of work your parents are in, violence begets violence and there's nothing more violent than the wrestling industry,"
"What's that got to do with it?" LC asked Cameron but the Amazing One had tuned Mr. Applebee's secretary out ages ago his attention was distracted by the fact that Carla had suddenly disappeared.
"Carla's gone," he said looking around then he saw Randy Orton and The McCools at the school entrance and ran over to them. Randy gave him a sad look, he obviously brought The McCools up to speed on Carla's actions and now they were going to have to hear that Carla had gotten all three of them expelled too.
"Where's Carla?" Charlotte asked Cameron and the Amazing One shrugged.
"She's in a really bad place right now Aunt Charlotte that much I know for sure, if we don't find her soon there's no telling what Jericho will make her do next," Cameron replied.
"Jericho?" Dan said puzzled.
"What do you mean what does Jericho have to do with any of this?" Charlotte asked.
"Carla showed up here and electrocuted the Damsels of Destruction and two members of the school faculty; do you really think Carla would do that of her own free will?" LC added coming over to Cameron with Cheyenne as an ambulance arrived at the gates and the Damsels of Destruction were taken away to the local hospital along with Mrs. Alderman and Mrs. Clark.
"Get off my property, I don't ever want to see you trouble-makers ever again!" Mr. Applebee yelled furiously.
"But we didn't have anything to do with this!" Cameron pleaded but Randy Orton told the ARK Angels to follow him and leave.
"Don't waste your breath Cameron, kiss Waterside goodbye you won't be coming back here after Christmas," Randy Orton said and LC and Cheyenne exchanged distressed glances; they had done so well at Waterside over the past few months and Carla had come and taken it all away just like that.
"This isn't about Carla, this is about me isn't it Uncle Randy?" LC asked TKO who zipped his lip.
"I am under strict orders from The Truth: Trish Stratus not to say another word," he said.
"I want to see my father now," LC said firmly.
"What happened to our baby?" Charlotte asked Randy and TKO could tell he was in for a very uncomfortable ride home.
Friday December 14, The McCools at 10am:
Charlotte got off the phone with the Headmaster at Manhattan Elementary who had told her the worst news she'd heard since she found out she couldn't have children.
"Carla's missing from school," she told her husband and Dan embraced his wife and comforted her while trying to come to grips with what she just told him.
"I'll call the police and they'll put out a missing person's report," he said.
"Don't bother," came the voice of Randy Orton and the McCools turned to see him standing by their window with a photograph in his hand.
"Did you just come in through the window?" Dan asked him.
"Yeah it was open, I thought you guys should know where Carla is," Randy said and he gave them the photo God had downloaded to him.
"This is Waterside Elementary," Charlotte said and The McCools' exchanged confused glances, "She's in Connecticut?" they said at the same-time.
"Jericho told her to leave school and go there," Randy said.
"But how she's only 8 years old?" Dan asked in disbelief.
"The devil is no respecter of age he'll use anyone he can to destroy lives and Carla's about 2 hours away from destroying three young lives as-well as her own," Randy said.
"What do you mean by that?" Charlotte asked.
"Why don't you come with me and see for yourself," Randy said and he exited The McCools' apartment through their bedroom window and they followed him wondering what on Earth Carla was doing in Connecticut and took comfort in the fact that the ARK Angels were at school today.