A/N: Grimmjowlover314: So um yeah been a long ass time…. I would give you guys some type of excuse as to why I haven't updated buuuuuut… I got nothing lol. But here's a much needed new chapter everyone
Hidan: About fucking time! You know how long we've been waiting?!
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Grimmjowlover314: Thank you Sasori! *runs and hugs Sasori* To the story everyone!
Chapter 20: Awkward Conversations and Hungry Little Girls
With Group 2
"So Jo what are you and Suigetsu gonna do when we finally find a way home," Kisame whispered to Jo as they made their way through the castle.
Jo gave him a confused look, "What do you mean, Sharkboy?"
"Well, I mean, are you to going to…you know," Kisame said smirking.
Jo blushed and yelled, "I'm sooo not having this conversation with you!"
Kisame laughed and patted her on the head, "What? I'm just looking out for my favorite girl, and I knew his big brother, so if he breaks your heart I can always break his legs for you."
Jo's blush darkened and she mumbled, "Yeah yeah, Fish Fry…"
Suigetsu suddenly stopped and sweat dropped. The other two walked up to him.
"What're you looking at," Kisame asked as he looked up and frowned.
Jo's eyes widened and she yelled, "WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING CASTLE IS THIS!"
They looked down the hall full a geysers on the ground, ceiling, and walls. A sign read "Task: Get to the other side without getting boiled…"
"Well that doesn't seem all that hard…," Jo sighed.
Then every geyser went off at the same time. All of their eyes widened, and they read the rest of the sign out loud, "but all the geysers go off every 5 minutes. Good luck, Jashin…"
Kisame looked at the younger two and down the long hallway and sighed, "Well shit…"
"I'm so killing Jashin if I get out of here alive," Jo glared.
Suigetsu smiled, "This seems fun!"
"COMING FROM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN LIQUIFY," Jo and Kisame yelled punching the boy in the head.
"Ow!"
Kisame face palmed, "How the hell are we supposed to do this shitty task?"
Another signed poofed next to the first one. Jo read it out loud, "The switch at the end of the hall deactivates the geysers."
They looked up to see a big switch that said OFF and ON.
"Convenient…I guess," Jo and Kisame said.
A light bulb lit above them. They both gave a evil grin and turned to Suigetsu, who flinched.
"Oh Suigestu dearest~," Jo smirked.
He began to sweat, "Yes bae?"
Kisame grabbed him by the shoulders and his grin widened, "Go die for Jo, I mean, switch the geysers off!"
He shoved him into the death trap as soon as the water came shooting out.
"AH! IT'S STILL HOT EVEN WHEN LIQUIFIED!"
Kisame and Jo snickered.
With Group 3
Keels, Sasori, and Sai were killing guards without any trouble.
Keels sighed, "I'm bored now."
"Truly, this is getting real old real fast," Sasori said stabbing a guard with a kunai.
Sai shrugged.
As a new group of guard came running toward them Keels put her hand up.
"Wait a sec! I want to ask you guys a question," she said bringing the group to a stop.
Sasori gave her a questioning look and she shrugged.
Keels sat on the ground and sighed, "Can we have a momentary truce? I'm tired and bored with this…"
One of the guards thought about it, "Only for 10 minutes. Our master wants us to give you a hard time, but we need a break too…"
Sai looked at Keely and asked, "How did you do that?"
"I'm a good negotiator is all," she said with a bored expression laying on her back and falling asleep.
Sasori mumbled, "More like your laziness conquers all…"
Everyone else followed her lead and began to fall asleep. Sasori looked around and asked, "How did I end up with this one again?"
With Group 4
"UGH," Candice yelled kicking a random rock in the hallway stomping ahead of the other three.
Itachi asked, "What's wrong with you this time Candice."
She glared at the group of Uchiha's and said, "Why do you think there is something wrong, huh?"
"Because you've been yelling randomly and kicking rocks for the last 20 minutes," Madara deadpanned.
Candice picked up a rock and threw it at him. However, he dodged it and it hit Tobi straight in the eye.
"OW," Tobi yelled grabbing his masked face, "Candice is so mean!"
"SUCK IT UP YOU DUMBASS LOLIPOP," She yelled back.
Madara looked at Candice shocked, "Wow…I don't think I've ever heard her curse…"
Itachi shook his head, "Yeah, I wonder what's her problem."
Then the group heard a loud animalistic growl. The three Uchiha looked back and forth but saw nothing.
Candice sighed, "Where the hell is Kisame? I wanna know what shark tastes like!"
The older men anime dropped to the floor and thought, "That was her?!"
Madara reached into his bag and pulled out a sandwich. He walked over to the cranky girl and said, "All of this was because you were hungry?"
She glared, "What of it, bitch?"
"…." He stared at her and sighed handing her the sandwich.
She eyes lit up and she went to grab the sandwich, but Madara lifted it above her head and smirked, "What do you say?"
Candice sighed, "I'm sorry for cursing at you, throwing a rock at you, and calling you a bitch, and thank you for the sandwich."
"You're welcome," he said patted her on the head as she ate the sandwich like a squirrel.
Itachi face palmed, "I still can't believe you did all that because you were hungry…"
Candice wiped her mouth and said, "You obviously haven't seen Kate when she's like that. Jo and Kate 10 times worse than me."
Madara raised an eyebrow, "Kate I can believe but Jo?"
"Yep, she bit someone one day out of hunger," Candice laughed.
Tobi frowned, "You girls are pretty scary…"
Itachi just shook his head and walked off. The other three followed in silence.
Madara walked next to Candice and asked, "So who is the strongest fighter in your family?"
Candice gaped at Madara and hid behind Itachi. They looked at the girl and sweat dropped.
She stuttered, "I-Itachi I think something's wrong with Madara."
"Why," he frowned.
Candice looked at Itachi frightened, "He's actually starting a conversation with me!"
The three men sweat dropped again.
She went on, "I mean he's Madara he doesn't start conversation! People started conversations with him and he ignores them! IT'S FREAKY!"
Madara smirked, "That is true, but right now I'm interested in knowing about the Yadomaru's."
He moved closer to them and Candice screamed bloody murder and jumped on Itachi's back screaming, "KEEP HIM AWAY FROM ME! THAT'S NOT THE REAL MADARA!"
Tobi threw his arms open and said, "Tobi will protect Candice from the Madara imposter!"
They were surprised when Candice actually jumped into his arms. Tobi laughed and walked away from the other two patting Candice on the head.
"It's okay, kid," he said in a deeper and smoother voice.
She just sniffed and nodded.
Itachi and Madara looked at each other and shrugged and started to walk after them.
"I was just curious," Madara frowned crossing his arms.
Itachi thought about it and said, "I think its Alexis."
"Huh? Why Alexis," Madara asked.
Itachi shrugged, "The other girls get scared whenever she threatens them like they're afraid to fight her."
Madara scoffs, "Personally I think it's Keely. She has this deadly calm aura about her. It's suspicious."
"Both of you are wrong."
They looked up to Candice looking back at them with a slightly bored expression (which means she's sleepy) as Tobi carried her.
"Huh?"
"The strongest person in the family is really Kate. She just chooses not the use her full strength, unless someone pisses her off beyond reason, that is. Alexis is the second strongest, but that's only because she's getting old," Candice yawned.
Itachi and Madara blinked, "Really?"
"Yeah once she got in a 7 on 1 fight," Candice said rubbing her eyes.
"So," Madara said unimpressed.
Candice shrugged, "She was the 1, and you have to remember that in our world no one has chakra to increase their strength, and for a girl Kate's size, age, and build it's almost impossible to fight 5 dudes back to back and 2 chicks."
The three Uchiha's sweat dropped and thought, "Kate is a monster in her own right…"
Candice finally fell asleep after saying, "Yeah…I feel sorry for Hidan and Sasuke if they mess with her on a bad day…"
Tobi patted her on the head as she slept.
With Jashin and Kate
He looked at the Candice's group and looked at Kate, who was looking at the various weapons in the room with her hands behind her back.
"Hey Kate," Jashin called.
She looked over, "Yeah?"
"Can I ask you a question," he looked at her almost seriously.
Kate frowned, "Yeah?"
"Is it true that you fought 7 people by yourself," he asked with twinkles in his eyes sitting like a child hearing an epic bedtime story.
Kate sighed and sweat dropped, "Yeah…"
Jashin's eyes twinkled and he grew a pair of wolf ears and tail. With his tail wagging back and forth he asked, "How'd that happen? Tell me! Tell me!"
Kate sat down next to the immature god and said, "Okay, I'll tell you so calm down…"
He looked at her eagerly and pressed, "Well?"
"Okay…I went out with my friends 'The Bros' which are six guys I've known for years. Two of those fools got into a fight that started a whole fucking riot. Honestly, I wasn't trying to fight because I looked to cute that night," she was cut off.
Jashin asked, "Wait where was Jo and Keely?"
"They couldn't go, but anyway I was making my way out, dodging flying objects, when this chick sucker punched me! That's when I had to fight, so I kicked her in the jaw and she was out. Then her friend tried to punch me and I punched her in the throat, and she was down. Then their boyfriends and their boyfriends' friends came after me too! Everyone was easy to take down except for the last guy," she paused.
"Why," Jashin asked.
Kate frowned, "That guy was like Kisame and Kakuzu put together! He was like that body building bodyguard in an action movie, like seriously he was the biggest guy in the place. How the hell did little ole me even fight him? Anyway, my punches and kicks had like no effect on him, he even pulled a damn blade on me and gave me this scar," She showed him her right arm where a thin line was running across her upper arm, "And he almost won until he knocked me down and kicked me in the side! Hard! So I had to go ape shit on dude. That Yadomaru strength came through, and I took him down!"
"Whoa," was all Jashin could say.
"Yeah, and I guess the whole place saw the fight too because when I limped out of there everyone cleared the way. One of the guys said no even dared report me when the police got there out of fear I'd find them and kill them in their sleep. I know I have monstrous strength and skills from time to time," Kate scratched the back of her head nervously laughing.
Jashin's tail wagged and he grabbed Kate's head and smirked, "No, it makes you 100 times sexier! Nothing sexier than a girl that can hold her ground."
Kate blushed and then she gave Jashin a confused look, "Jashin..?"
"Yes love," he smirked.
Kate stared at the ears and then the tail and sweat dropped, "When the hell did you get the dog ears and tail?"
His eyes flashed red and he pounced on Kate pinning her to the ground. His grin widened as her blushed darkened.
He leaned into her ear and whispered, "The better to taste you with."
She shrieked when he bite her ear.
He chuckled, "And they're wolf ears by the way."
"WOULD YOU JUST GET OFF OF ME!"
A/N: Well there you go! Some Jo and Kisame evilness, Keely laziness, Candice crankiness, and KatexJashin fluff. Review pretty pleeeeeaaasssseee!