Ziggy's Corner: Up next the Black Baron!

The Black Baron

The Black Baron, the Black Baron, The Black Baron! He likes to tap pictures of Hulio Iglasias to his plan!

"I say and why should I do that?" the pilot snarled. "I neither love the hip hop, nor do I love other men!"

The Black Baron, the Black Baron, The Black Baron! He likes to dress completely in pink and huggles soft unicorns!

"I WHAT?" he screamed. "I say, are you trying to tell me something?"

Nothing you already know!

"Come out with it you hooligan!" The black baron screamed.

We know what you really are!

"What is that?" the Black Baron grumbled, his eyes narrowing under his dark shades, his teeth grinding as he crossed his arms. "Be careful what you say naïve, I am a world champion in fisticuffs."

You are a non voting Libertarian who likes to eat salad dressing.

"I beg your pardon?!"

I said…

"I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID YOU INGORAMOUS PIECE OF TRASH! WHAT KIND OF MORON SAYS THESE KINDS OF THINGS ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE, AND THEN PUTS INTO LAME ISSUES SUCH AS MY VOTING RECORD? ARE YOU RUNNING OUT OF INSULTS, DEAR BOY?" The Black Baron growled, pacing back and forth.

The Black Baron, The Black Baron, The Black Baron! He is running for Congress, but does not like to discuss his seesaw voting record. To make matters worse, he does not agree with funding comedians their monies for better jokes!

"You could not tell a decent joke of one was stuffed down your blasted pie hole and you choked on it, you foul mouthed heathen!" His eyes narrowed and he ordered his men to charge and take care of the narrator. Into the fray they rushed, only to have the commentator beat them back with some air bending he had learned by watching Aang the Last Airbender.

"Sorry," Aang chuckled.

"We really ought to get a new stage," his friend Sokka agreed.

"Quiet, I'm eating my vegieburger!" Heiduska snapped.

"Do you even like those things?" Kayko15 asked. The other girl shrugged.

"Ziggy does not really know, but he's making me eat them. I guess if I don't I'll just have to slap the back of his head once the actual me reads this."

The Silver Ghost, The Silver…. Er wait, sorry wrong script. The Whiney Dork, The Whiney Dork, The Whi… Damn it it's still wrong!

"I'm the Black Baron you ignorant twit!" the pint sized villain cried.

Er no sorry, I'm going to have to ask you to leave, we're scheduled to have an interview with the Dancing Pancy today.

"There's not even an villain in the Sly Cooper series by that name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The mad pilot screeched, leaping up and down on the floor boards, knocking down the bright gray chairs behind him. "What the hell is the matter with you? Do you take medications or something?"

As a matter of fact I do… I take three Stridex every day and…

"THAT'S FACE MEDICATION FOR ZITS YOU POMPOUS BOOB!" The Black Baron hollered, his face turning purple.

Whoops, I thought that was medication to help me have some fun in the night time, hehehe, if you know what I mean!

"This is a T rated fic you dimwitted, sour paced, wind breathing dingle bopper!"

The Black Baron, The Black Baron, The Black Baron, he's a foul mouthed heathen!

"And you good sir are a potty minded, mentally challenged moron!" the villain hurled at the announcer.

The Black Baron, The Black Baron, The Black Baron, he's hurling his cookies as we speak!

"WHHAAAATTTTTT??????!!!!!!!"

It was said that you hurled the last insult at me.

"It meant I was yelling at you, you piece of dung!"

Four heavily armed men walked up to the stage, dressed in black suits, wearing black glasses. "Who here said dung?"

"He did," Carmelita snapped, pointing at the Black Baron.

"We are with the Federal Agency for Fanfics. You can not say dung in fanfics, you can only say it in documentaries. I'm afraid we're going to have to arrest you."

And now you … eh ya all understand by now.

Okay up next General Tsao!