INTERVIEW WITH WORLD CUP!
...tell me on it, I'd like to trap someone...
Me: "Okay then, everybody, please calm down. You are going to watch one of your biggest nightmare."
Men!Switzerland: "Can you be fast?"
...he always got a gun I see...
Me: "Yeah yeah. Did you put the gun outside?"
Men!Switzerland: "I did."
Men!Croatia: "He's lying."
Men!Serbia: "How do you know?"
Men!Croatia: "Shut up Serb!"
...again they clashed. But nothing weird. Yeah right...
Me: "I will go to job. Now, please... drink water."
...I invited all the lasts to drink. They knew I was laughing, but they feared more trouble, especially when Rusev, Kalisto, Sin Cara, Mark Henry were surrounding...
...and they felt afraid on it...
Women!Hungary: "Nothing can be sure for me."
...Elizavéta! Damn it. But I must do this, for good. Other nations had to drink it too...
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Mexico: "Done!"
Croatia and Serbia: "Finally..."
Me: "Okay, now I'll directly choose one of you. It must be..."
...man that was not fun, but to find out who prepared it, I'd no choice...
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Me: "AHA! Switzerland! Come!"
...what? Switzerland? I must be crazy... Nah, I hoped he did not grab any weapons...
Switzerland: "Thanks. I'm preparing for it."
...I turned cold. But not my heart, but my body...
Me: "Geez..."
Switzerland: "I don't carry any weapon, okay?"
Me: "Bad... ass."
Switzerland: "No problem."
Sweden: "No doubt."
...Switzerland got up. And then... she spoke...
Switzerland: "Where will we go?"
Me: "About a place called... World Cup qualification."
Switzerland: "So... okay."
...she walked with me. This time, no seat. I just considered her as a partner...
Switzerland: "In our group we had to face Iceland and Denmark, two greatest women's teams. In 2011, we beat Denmark 3-1 but lost to Italy, so we felt... we need more chance. That was the time we get vengeance."
Me: "Vengeance?"
Switzerland: "Exactly! We smashed 9-0 Serbia like a sign to warn the Icelandics and Danish."
Iceland and Denmark: "BOOOOO..."
Switzerland: "After 9-0 thrashing to Serbia, we defeated Iceland 2-0 in a battle of death. Right in Icelandic. And again in Denmark, we won 1-0. So we felt okay. No, not true."
Me: "Okay?"
Switzerland: "So we traveled to the land of God, Israel. Israel is the nation that know to deal with Islamists."
Me: "Uhh..."
...right now...
Men!Saudi Arabia: "FUCK YOU ISRAEL! FUCK ALL JEWS!"
Men!Qatar: "NEVER RECOGNIZE HOLOCAUST!"
...Switzerland did not mind...
Switzerland: "Even so, we won 5-0 in Israel."
Syria: "LUCKY! FUCK ISRAEL!"
Switzerland: "We kept conquer by a 11-0 thrash to Malta. Poor for her. Later in Aarau, we drew 1-1 to Denmark."
Me: "Nice."
...unfortunately, Israel would do something... if the Arabs did not shut up...
Israel: "Damn these Arabs..."
Switzerland: "We continued with a 3-0 win over Iceland in Nyon, 9-0 Israel in Wohlen, and 7-0 Serbia right on Inđija, Serbia. With these, we could think to Canada. Shortly after, we won 5-0 Malta in their soils. And so, we marked the first time to play in a World Cup, for ladies."
Me: "Good."
Switzerland: "What did you think?"
Me: "Not just only participated for the first time, you had become the first European nation to do that."
Switzerland: "With this, we could win."
...but nothing could be sure about that...
Me: "Oh geez, now, you know, so many newcomers are here: in Asia we have Thailand; Europe has Spain, Switzerland (you), the Netherlands; Americas has Ecuador; Africa has Ivory Coast and Cameroon. Besides the olders have been ready for it. Can you take on pressure?"
Switzerland: "Okay, we will."
...Israel put it down. Arab states also failed in World Cup, so she tried to be calm...
...but nothing could be sure. Meanwhile Switzerland left away easily...
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Me: "Wait, could it be..."
...WAIT! I saw that Switzerland loves guns. What if she gave it to Israel? Uh oh...
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Me: "Not good."