Pippin the Ringbearer
A/n: Hey, guys, let's have a barbecue:) Sorry it took so long to update. My brothers are always on the computer and it's impossible to get them off. But, now it's an hour before school starts, so I'm going to start the chapter!
Review Responses for Pippin the Ringbearer:
Moosey: um... okay... we'll go with that:)
Helga: Helga, did you forget to take your crazy pills again? You know what the psychiatrist will say... :) LOL! Anyways, hope you like this chapter:)
Elizabeth Crestline: Hi there! WELCOME TO THE INSANITY OF MY WORLD:)
Shadow929: YAY! Hello! How are you? Sorry, I got hyper out of nowhere... :) Thanks for the review!
Legolasina: Hi! Um... Hi! Lol :) anyways,
Mina aka: Mockingbird: YAY! MINA! (Hugs Mina) I am happy for no apparent reason! YAY! Anyways, I hoped you liked it! Just wait till they start singing their theme song:)
HarryEstel: YAY! YODA IS AWESOME! Episode Three is soooo cool! We're going to see it for the 3rd time in about a few hours. :) Thanks for the review!
Some Random Person: Hey! I said that to Frodo! Who are you? Just kidding, Fro-Fro:) Um... I'm not sure what I meant... Hmmmmmm... I don't remember what I meant by that...
Shukaido: TONY! Dude, not ALL of the orcs died! Every orc in Middle Earth does not live in Mordor! There's probably still some living in the Misty Mountains! King Elessar is the name he took when he took the throne of Gondor! What are you, 12? AND DO NOT SPEAK OF SHAKESPEARE IN FREAKIN LOVE! (Kicks Tony) No, we named it Ali Bobba land or something like that. Bobland in the world me and Moosey made up when we were in 5th grade. Drumline was so freakin RETARDED! Anyways, thanks for all the reviews:) Hope you like this one.
Review Responses for If You Gave Aragorn a Dr. Pepper
Kabuki733701: Hey there! I'm glad you liked it:) Awesomely stupid, huh? Not stupidly awesome? Hm... Ah, you can't have everything. :)
Shukaido: Shoe! Hehe, I'm gonna call you Shoe from now on:) Thanks! Glad you liked it:)
Chapter 21: The Search for Locust Lad and Frodo's Christmas!
"Hey, guys! Let's have a barbecue! Hehe, nothing bad's gonna happen today!" said Snaitf
"Would ya'll stop quoting that? It's getting on my nerves!" Aragorn muttered
"Well, okay. Hey, Mothman, do you know where Locust Lad is?" Helga asked
"Uh, I don't know. He was right here."
"Ooh, mysterious disappearance of the strange little fat kid." Said Snaitf
"Indeed" said Moosey.
Snaitf and Moosey looked at each other.
"InDEEEEED!" they said together. Helga rolled her eyes.
"Come on, we should probably find him."
"Yeah, probably." Said Snaitf.
No one moved for a full 5 minutes.
"Well, are we going to rescue him?"
"Um... sure, why not?"
So they all went looking for Locust Lad.
"Hey, maybe we should split up."
"NO WAY! In every horror movie, they split up and are killed one by one by a crazy psychopath! We are NOT going to be that stupid!" yelled Snaitf
"Well, I think we found our psychopath," said Helga. Everyone laughed.
"You won't be laughing when your head gets blown away by a shotgun!"
"Gaw, Snaitf, calm down! I mean, I know that you saw Amityville Horror like YESTERDAY, but do you have to scream like an 8 year old girl whenever you look at a mirror?"
"I do NOT scream like an 8 year old girl!"
Helga got a pocket mirror out of nowhere and threw it at Snaitf.
"AAAAHHHHHHH! GET IT AWAY!" Snaitf screamed as she climbed up a nearby flagpole. Everyone laughed.
"Hey, Snaitf? I think you can climb down now. The pocket mirror of doom is gone." Helga yelled at Snaitf as she put the pocket mirror back in her pocket. Snaitf started to climb down, then something caught her eye.
"Hey guy, there's a carnival over there!"
"COOL! LET'S GO! Wait... A carnival in the middle of Mordor?"
"Uh... yeah"
"Who put THAT in the story?" asked Moosey. Snaitf started whistling innocently.
"Oh, well... Maybe that's where Locust Lad went."
"Naw, ya think?"
"Dude, you've been around your brother for too long."
"I know."
"All right, so let's go to the carnival... in the middle of Mordor..."
"Let's go!"
They were walking for a while when:
"Hey, Snaitf, are you sure you saw a carnival?"
"Yeah, it's up here... somewhere."
"Maybe you should climb another flagpole and look for it."
"Naw, here it is!"
Sure enough, standing there was a large carnival with a big banner stating "Carnevale Mordoria"
"Carnevale Mordoria? What kind of a name is that?" asked Sam
"Yeah! It should be named 'Mordorian Carnival' or 'The Big Huge Freakin Carnival in the Middle of Mordor' or something like that." Said Pippin
"That wouldn't fit on the sign." Snaitf pointed out
"Oh yeah..."
"Hey, I just remembered it's Frodo's Christmas!"
"What?" asked everyone.
"Yeah! Frodo's Christmas is today! Well... today last week, but... same difference."
"Uh, Snaitf, do you mean 'Frodo's BIRTHDAY?'"
"Oh... yeah."
"Huh. Indeed."
"INDEEEEEED!"
"WOULD YA'LL STOP IT!"
"Seriously..."
"Hey! It's my birthday!" exclaimed Frodo suddenly.
"Yeah! Wait, where have you been for the last few chapters?" asked Helga
"Oh, well I was here, but a certain AUTHOR didn't give me any speaking parts!"
"Hey! There's like, 14 characters to assign speaking parts! What's a poor little author like me to do?" asked said author.
"Um..."
"Exactly!"
"Riight..."
"Should we be getting to the carnival and looking for Locust Lad?" Moosey pointed out.
"Sure. Let's go!" said Aragorn
So they went into the carnival. There were orcs everywhere.
"AAHH! CARNIES!" Helga shrieked!
"They're not carnies! They're just misunderstood! Wanna see my drawings? You guys suck!" said some guy out of nowhere.
"AH! IT'S TONY! AHAHAHAHA!" said Helga
"Tony! What's it been, like 3 weeks?" asked Snaitf.
"TONY! YOU SAID I LIKED DYLAN ON THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!" Screamed Moosey. Moosey kicked Tony... hard.
"Ow! You guys are so mean!" complained Tony
"Indeed." Agreed Snaitf.
"INDEEEED!" screamed Moosey and Snaitf together
"WOULD YA'LL STOP IT?" shrieked Helga.
"Sorry."
"What are ya'll talking about? You never tell me anything!"
"Shut up, Tony."
"Uhh!" said Tony. Then he ran off.
"Hehe... Tony the Barbarois." Said Moosey
"Hehe... yeah."
"Right. What were we doing in a carnival again?"
"Uhh... buying cotton candy?" asked Pippin
"No, Pip. Try again."
"Hmm... I remember... a strange little fat kid..." said Snaitf.
"Oh! We were going to find Locust Lad!"
"Oh yeah!"
So they went deeper into the carnival looking for Locust Lad and trying not to give into the temptation to buy stuff at the gift shops. Finally, they had searched the entire carnival except...
"No! We are NOT going in there!"
"But that's where he must be! We've looked everywhere! The House of Wax, The Fortune Teller's Tent."
"The Hot Dog Vendor and the Chamber of Farts"
"That really boring thing on the history of barf..."
"Okay, okay! But we are not going in THERE!" said Snaitf, pointing to the tent with the letters "House of Mirrors" on it.
"Oh, don't be such a baby, Snaitf!" said Helga
"Shut up or I'll sick Jemarcus on you!"
"YAY! JEMARCUS!"
"Uh... on second thought, shut up or I'll cut all of Jemarcus's limbs off except a mechanical arm and throw him next a pit of lava and watch as he squirms and tries to get away from the lava that is slowly eating away his legs. THEN we'll see who laughs when Vader wears a pink dress! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"... Dude, what are you talking about?"
"Actually, I'm not sure..."
"Dude, you've seen Episode 3 WAAYY to many times..."
"Kudos to that."
"Well, we need to go to the House of Mirrors, so you can either go with us or stay out here with the orcs... and fungus, and creepy guys with knives-"
"ALL RIGHT! I'll go with ya'll!"
"Sweet."
TBC...
A/n: Hey everybody! (Everyone glares at Snaitf) Okay, I know I'm a little late in the updating, but I have my reasons! I made the mistake of writing the beginning of this chapter on this computer. My brother is now obsessed with WoW and will not get off the computer if there is a fire burning down the house. So I had to wait until he got off to finish, and then I went to San Antonio and Dallas right after that. So now I'm back from Dallas and my brother is off the computer. It's a miracle! Anyways, I'm gonna post this now, and happy week late birthday to Frodo!
Namarie, Mellon nin!
Snaitf Skywalker