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THE TALENT SHOOOOOOOW
BEWARE
cursing and Pairings~
PRUCAN MENTIONED
SPAMANO MENTIONED
THATS ALL I THINK
I dont own the anime or the song or anything basically
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Rows and rows of multicultural students at World Academy W sat talking with each other in a giant mass of chaos. It all came to a silence when Seychelles tapped on the microphone to get everyone's attention.
"Ok! Welcome to the Talent Show! The first group is...the Awesome Trio?" Seychelles tilted her head and furrowed her eyebrows at the name on the paper.
"Wooo wooo! WE'RE AWESOME!" America, Denmark, and Prussia ran on stage as the first lyrics started playing on the speakers.
The boys stood in a straight line before Prussia and Denmark slid from behind America and the boys lifted their legs.
"First let me hop out the-"
"Oh crap." Suddenly the boys toppled on top of one another and just laid there in a pile on the stage as the song continued for a while till someone went and paused it backstage.
"Ooooooookay then..." Seychelles watched the boys be dragged off stage by their fangirls before muffled screams were heard and the now half naked boys ran as the girls started to chase them.
"BITCHES! GET AWAY FROM MY BABE!" A nation with a red leaf screamed and all the girls instantly let go of Prussia and ran after Denmark and America. "Thank god birdie!" Prussia ran up and hugged the nation while the other two ran for their lives. "NOT COOL MAN!" America shrieked before being tackled to the ground by his fans.
After everyone settled down the brunette continued on with the show and another student walked up. After an awkward and shy introduction with supportive cheers afterwards, the music started and everyone's mouth dropped.
"Yeah, I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Even if in the winter things tend to freeze
We've got the world Monopoly on trees
And our country's bordered by three different seas
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
We invented the zipper, we've got expertise
We made insulin to combat disease
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please"
Everyone watched in shock as the most quiet and shy boy in school began singing with the voice of a badass while singing about his country. Canada started walking down the stage and into the open lane of the room as people started swaying to the beat.
"Brits have got the monarchy
The U.S. has the money"
Canada threw cash all over America at that line and everyone tackled the American to try and grab the cash. This was when the fangirls still were after America….Exactly.
"But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian"
Canada high fived France as he made his way around to the back of the room as everyone watched.
"Et si ce n'était pas assez
On a duex langues officielles
L'anglais et le français
Ooh la la
Yeah, I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Where else do you find mounted police
Or go to the hospital and not pay fees?
Yeah, I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
And when freshwater is in high demand
We've got the world's largest supply on hand
So you know that we could make a pretty good friend
But it's even better if you can be
Brits have got the monarchy
The U.S. has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
So you're thinking to yourself
"How do I live in this beautiful country?"
Well, I've got some steps for you to follow
Step 1: Lose the gun
Step 2: Buy a canoe
Step 3: Live multiculturally
Step 4: You're ready, there is no more!
We got beavers, caribou, and moose
We got buffalos, bears, and Canadian goose
And we're sorry about Celine Dion
But she did do that good song for James Cameron"
Canada shrugged and then continued his way back to the stage. "That-" America started after he pried himself out of the crowd of his fangirls and people wanting the money.
"Brits have got the monarchy
The U.S. has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian"
Canada threw more money on America and a monarch magically appeared out of his sleeve and blew it to England. The brit thanked him with a small smile while America got tackled again.
"The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian"
Canada passes France a glass of wine and tossed Australia a koala toy. "Thanks Mate!" Australia called back as France gave a thumbs up while chugging the wine.
"The Greek chilled out with Socrates
Can't build a wall like the Chinese
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
In Kenya they have safaris
We've missed lots of other countries
But I know that you wanna be Canadian!"
Canada high fived China and Greece and bowed when he got back up on stage. The room interrupted with cheers and applause as Seychelles shook the country's hand.
"Ok next up is…. a small song play!" Seychelles bowed as the curtains raised again. There stood Romano in long white robes like a dress and Spain in old greek armor.
"Goodbye then my love~" Spain bowed and kissed Romano's hand while slipping a red carnation into his hair. "Tch, get going dork" Romano slipped his hand out from the Spaniard's grip and pushed Spain along till it was just the Italian on stage. The boy sighed and laid across a stone seat.
"If there's a prize for rotten judgment
I guess I've already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history, been there, done that"
Suddenly Italy, Prussia, France, and Hungary jumped out all in greek robes as well and circled Romano.
"Who d'you think you're kidding
He's the earth and heaven to you
Try to keep it hidden
Honey we can see right through you (Oh no)
Dude, you can't conceal it
We know how you're feeling
Who you thinking of?"
They all leaned in with know-it-all grins and Romano jumped up and began walking away from them into the lane of the crowd while throwing the carnation behind his shoulder.
"No chance, no way, I won't say it, no, no!"
"You swoon, you sigh, why deny it, oh, oh"
"It's too cliché, I won't say I'm in love
I thought my heart had learned its lesson
It feels so good when you start out
My head is screaming "get a grip, man
"Unless you're dying to cry your heart out"
Romano leaned against a pole and twirled around as the group followed him.
"Honey, you can't deny it
Who you are and how you're feeling
Baby we're not buying
Hon we saw you hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown-up
When you gonna own up that you got, got, got it bad?"
They each ran up to Romano and each time the stubborn Italian shook his head and walked pass them. Italy quickly ran back and grabbed the carnation and with the sneaky help of Hungary, they slipped it into Romano's robe at the waist that held it together in places.
"No chance, no way, I won't say it, no no"
"Give up, give in, check the grin, you're in love"
"This scene won't play, I won't say I'm in love"
"We'll do it until you admit you're in love"
"You're way off base, I won't say it
Get off my case, I won't say it"
"Hey don't be proud, it's okay you're in love"
The group dragged Spain out but this time he was quickly spray painted to look like a statue. Romano sighed and bumped into the "statue" and looked up at the face.
"At least out loud I won't say I'm in love" The boy turned and leaned against the base and held a small smile as he twirled the little flower.
Whistles and claps were heard for everyone as the curtains closed. After a few more talents, and a burning hula hoop dance by Seychelles herself, there was one more person.
It was Italy.
"Ready!?" The Northern Italy grinned as cheers were heard from everyone including the micro countries.
"Marukaite Chikyuu!
Marukaite Chikyuu!
Marukaite Chikyuu!
...
We're Hetalia!"
"Wooooo!"