Chapter 7: A Star Thingy on the Rocks!

Mario is asleep in a bed at the Inn in Toad City.

Mario: snore Huh? Oh! Hey guys! Wake up! It's an update!

Me: What the fuck! You guys can't nap!

Mario: Just tell the story!

Fine! The group walks outside and sees a penguin (and Merlin) outside Merlin's house. They run over to see what's up!

Merlin: Ah! Mario! It's good to see you! This man says he heard of a Star Thingy near the town he lives in! You should go with him and check it out.

Mario: Okay, but first I'm in the mood for something tropical! Let's go!

They go to MagmaMagma Island and chill out. Suddenly a yoshi approaches them!

Yoshi: Hey Mario! My name is Thorn and I want to help you on this quest!

Mario: So you're a black Yoshi... with pink spikes... and a pink saddle... Why have I never seen such AWESOME colors on a Yoshi before?

Thorn: Because I'm the only cool Yoshi! Did I mention that I like pudding? The pudding shall rule you all, with me by it's side! Fear the pudding! Fear it!

Mario: Let's just head out. Hey wait! What happened to that penguin?

Luigi: I've been trying to tell you. He died from all the heat! Note to Mario: PENGUINS DON'T LIKE THE HEAT!

Mario: Oh well! I looted his map and keys!

Luigi; Let's just go... So are you part of the team now Thorn?

Thorn: Yeps! So is the pudding! Fear it! FEEEEEEEAR IT!

Goombario: Yeeeeeah... Welcome to the team!

Nightmare: So you have a new partner? That won't matter! Let's fight!

Battle start! Writing in italics is thoughts!

Nightmare: I just had a though. Is the villain of this game us, or Bowser-Yowser?

All: Hmmmmm.

Nightmare: It's definitely me and Christian...

Christian: It's only me! Not Nightmare!

Goombario: I doubt these two count as bosses...

Kooper: Knowing the author, it's probably both.

Parakarry: I rarely ever talk... I think it's probably Bowser-Yowser.

Bow: Probably these two!

Watt: I have no idea who these two are... I fought them that one time... It's probably Bowser-Yowser.

Luigi: These two. Definitely.

Chuigi: Since I only know these two... It's this Bowser-Yowser guy.

Thorn: The pudding is ultimate!

Mario:

Mario: I like beer...

Me: Hehe... Get it? Mario is retarded so his mind is empty. He doesn't even realize what's happening!

Nightmare: Nevermind! We'll fight you later bitches!

Thorn: Then why did you even appear here?

Nightmare:... Shut up!

They dissappear, travelling to somewhere else!

Mario: Let's head to reads map Frost City!

Luigi: Alright!

: Stop right there! My name is Max Fhs! I'm here to stop you!

Mario: Why the hell does everyone want to either join us or stop us? Wait a second... You're so skinny! You couldn't stop us!

Max Fhs: Quiet! I shall live up to my idol, Mario! I'll stop all of Bowser-Yowser's henchmen! I sha-

Mario: Hey brainiac! I AM Mario!

Max Fhs: I thought you were those two that just left, in a disguise!

Mario: That makes absolutely no s-

Suddenly, a Delorean falls and lands on Max Fhs! Marty and Doc get out!

Marty: Hey Doc! I think we're in the wrong dimension!

Doc: Impossible! The Delorean only travels through time, not dimensions!

Mario: Get out of our world!

Marty: Ahh! Run Doc! Get in the Delorean!

They get in and fly away, travelling to their own world.

Mario: That was really random...

Parakarry: Eh. I rarely ever appear nowadays.

Thorn: Pudding is everywhere nowadays!

Mario: That's probably the LEAST random thing that anyone has said this trip...

Luigi: This is SO long and the chapter hasn't technically started yet...

All: Let's just go! They go to Frost City

They arrive at the city and are scared of the cold!

Mario: running in circles AAAAAH! IT'S COLD!

Chuigi: Thundershock! zaps Mario

Mario: not running anymore Thank the god for making electricity hot!

Luigi: Fuck that! Water bazooka! blasts Mario, thus freezing him

Mario: frozen

Thorn: The pudding says we should unfreeze him!

Goombario: sarcastically Oh yeah. We should unfreeze him because the god damned pudding says so!

Luigi: Just chill dude!

Goombario(Goom): Alright. Alright. I'm done. Where to now?

Parakarry: Frost City!

I appear

Me: Damnit! I knew someone in here was reading my files, so I erased the town name from all you're memories. It looks like you're reading ahead Parakarry! Time to be de-rezzed!

Parakarry: Ah fuck! I knew we shouldn't have let him watch Tron on his computer!Gets de-rezzed

Me: I'll take his place for a little while, but don't expect me to use Author Powers to help you!

Luigi: Maybe we should unfreeze Mario first.

Me(Authorkarry): I've got it! Because heat is just molecules moving really really fast, we can use electricity to speed up the molecules in the ice around Mario, thus freeing him!

Chuigi: So I should electricute him again?

Authorkarry: ... Yes.

Chuigi: On it! Unfreezes Mario

Mario: Phew... Can we just move on now?

Authorkarry: Yes! And Luigi, freeze anyone besides enemies and I de-rezz you, too!

Luigi: Damn! You know me too well!

Authorkarry: Let's just move on! This is already my longest chapter and we've encountered ONE plot point!

We walk to the mayor's house and find out he's dead! I probably shouldn't have gotten so angry at him during poker last night.

Mayor's wife: OHMYGODSOMEONESTOPTHISMURDERERHEJUSTKILLEDMYHUSBANDANDINEEDHELPTOSTOPHIM!

Authorkarry: Oh crap! Secret Author Teleport! Vanishes with party

Mario: Dear god that was bad! Let's just go find whoever really did this!

We walk to Herringway's(I know I didn't change the name. I couldn't think of anything) house and send him to the mayor's house where the mayor wakes up!

Mayor: Fhqwhgads? Oh herringway! I have a present for you! It's $1,000 to help with you're new novel!

Just then a lightning storm starts as I fly up to get a drink. Suddenly a flux capacitor falls on me!

Authorkarry: A flux capacitor? What the hell?

Suddenly, lightning hits the fluxcapacitor I'm holding, propelling me to 88 mph and sending 1.21 gigawatts of electricity into the capacitor, thus sending me back to the year 1885. Like Doc at the end of Back To The Future 2.

Authorkarry: Holy shit! I'm in 1885! The Mushroom Country has just been founded. Mario doesn't exist. Things are too serious here. I'm using my powers!

I fly to the real world and get a drink, then go back to the present time right where I disappeared.

Authorkarry: That was so boring. Let's just go. We have to get to Starcreated Chasm.

Mario: How do you know that?

Authorkarry; Helloooo? I'm the Author! I can do these things! I just played the game!

Mario: Whatever. Hey look at those snowmen! Maybe we should put a bucket hat on that one and a scarf on that one!

Authorkarry: That's probably the smartest thing you've said said all trip.Snaps fingers and makes items appear where they go Let's go!

Meanwhile...

Ice Queen: Alright minions! Who wants to be in the league of evil?

Jr. Troopa: Runs in I do! I do!

Ice Queen: Too bad! I only have one Ice platform!

Jr. Troopa: I hate my life!

Back with us...

We solve a TON of puzzles, and kill a TON of duplighosts, then get to the final room. The ALBINO RHINO PUZZLE! We finish it and move on to the Ice Queen.

Thorn: The pudding says that we should use it against the evil person in the evil place of doom in front of us!

Authorkarry: Okay... Let's go! We have a bitch to kill!

Announcer: THey rush in and melt her instantly with a double thunderbolt (Authorkarry used his powers for a second one). That was the easiest fight in the fic. Whatever.

Authorkarry: Well, that's it. End of Chapter. Parakarry will be back next Chapter! And remember,

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