A/N: I was teasing one of my readers about this chapter and had her write what she thought my twisted mind would have Emmett say and I loved a part of what she thought, so I stole it for me here… CentauRita I love you girl….. On this note, I've got to say I love my beta also Maria I couldn't post my writings without you.

Chapter 21

Emmett's POV

I can't understand why I had to go, why not just send Eddie, I was having fun watching Keagan since Bella's just sits there staring out the window. Why do both Bella and Jasper have to be so stubborn and stupid, can't they both see what we see, they are made for each other.

If he's just sitting around staring out some dumb window I'm kicking his ass. On second thought why didn't dad come himself if he's so God Damn worried about him, that he tells us not to even bother knocking or ringing the bell, 'just use the key' he told us a thousand times before we got out the door.

That Mother F'er better just want to be by himself. I'm not in the mood for this shit. Damn Edward drives like a grandma. How a guy can own a hot car like this Jag and drive ten under the speed limit?! We should've just taken my jeep we would be there by now. I want to be home playing with my sweet niece.

I never knew a baby could be so much fun. I need to talk Rose into getting my own baby to play with.

Finally, we are here I'm stealing Eddie's keys and driving this bitch home.

"Eddie why are you walking like an old man?" I jump out of the car and sprinting to the door, "If this is as bad as dad thinks you need to get a move on it, and stop dilly-dallying around."

Wonder if he's like this in bed, if so I understand why the pixie bitch is always in her bitchy moods. Damn this all, I can't take this any more.

I'd just gotten the door open when the smell hit me, it smelled like a distillery. I threw open the door the rest of the way and moved out like a man on a mission, that mission to find Jasper and kick his ass.

Everything was quiet and I knew there were only two places we would find him in his study or down in his wine/liquor cellar. I ran down to the study as I told Eddie to check the cellar.

Mother F'er, what has he done to this place? It looks like a tornado has been through here. Damn him where is he?

"Edward is he down there?" I yelled as I snapped some picture of the mess and sent them to dad.

"Nope," was Eddie boy's response damn he still is not acting like we're on a mission. What's up with him?

I sprinted up the stairs to check the master bedroom the only other room I could think he might be.

"My eyes, my eyes", I scream as the statue of David and the Crown Jewels are on display and in the flesh! My poor eyes will never be the same.

Eddie, pushes, pushes quickly past me to have a look. What he sees is a naked soaking wet Jasper laying on his back, past-out on the master bed, with everything on display in fine fashion even his family jewels.

Where, the hell did he come from? He's been acting like a grandma all day and he runs in here and pushes my ass on the floor, damn I'm going to kick his ass too.

"Damn even wet he still reeks like a distillery, how much has he drunk?"

"Em there is only wine left downstairs."

"You've got to be shitting me man, there was a couple hundred bottles of different types of whisky, bourbon, not to mention the vodka and rum."

"It's all gone."

"Shit no wonder, the study looks like a tornado and there is glass as well. The phone is smashed in front of the fireplace. Let's leave him and go clean up the study and air this place out, the smell is starting to make me sick." I turn and head back downstairs.

"He's lucky he doesn't have alcohol poisoning," Eddie mumbles as he follows me downstairs.

"I'll get the trash bags, broom, and dustpan; you go check out the mess." I tell Eddie boy as I head towards the kitchen and the cleaning closet.

After grabbing all that I need, I find Eddie boy just standing in the doorway like a statue.

"Are you going to stand there all day?" I push him into the room to get his started. What is up his ass today? I am just about at my limit with his sorry ass.

"Damn when you said it looked like a tornado, I didn't believe you. What's gotten into Jasper's head?"

"Hell if I know, but I'm kicking his ass when we wakes up."

I can't believe it took us four hours to clean that mess up; after we finish Eddie and I head on up to go check on the ass upstairs.

"Emmett will you stop calling me Eddie before I kick your ass."

"What's crawled up your ass and died today?"

'I'm not in the mood for this shit, I didn't want to come over here, but the look on mom's face when dad told us told me no arguing about coming over here. I would rather be home with Alice in our room."

"Damn Eddie I didn't need a picture of that in my mind."

"Stop calling me Eddie, you know I hate that name."

We were half way up the stairs when Jasper, still undressed had started down the stairs, damn I don't need to be seeing his shit swinging like that.

"Eddie, grab his arm, and I'll grab his other let's set him straight."

Damn he didn't even blink or flinch once as we yelled and bitched at him as to how we found his place, cleaned it up, as well as informed him how we both have told Bella to get her head out of her ass and just feel the love. What the hell is wrong with these two? Can't they see real love when it is right in front of them? They are wasting so much time and energy on this self-destruction stuff! I can't stand this f-ing drama anymore. I want to go home and make my own baby with Rose!

My cell rang so I stepped out of the room, it was dad pissed at the pictures. I told him what Eddie boy found in the cellar and he said under no condition were we to leave this house. I turned and looked at Jasper, whom I could tell wasn't happy with having us here.